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Clips from The Wire - Slapstick (S03E03)

"You killed Derrick. It's Waggoner."
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"You fucking killed Waggoner!"
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"- Greggs. - Prez shot another cop."
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"What?"
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"It was an accident in an alley, a little while ago."
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"- You here for Barksdale? - I'm here for peace, man."
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"- There's some senseless shit going on. - But Barksdale ain't sent you?"
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"No, Stringer knows I'm here, man."
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"If I can bring something respectful back, they most likely to show the same."
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"is better than the best he putting out there now..."
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"he'll keep his corners. Guaranteed."
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"He might listen. But the boy got ideas."
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"And he's thinking Avon weak right now."
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"A plainclothesman in a dark alley, with his gun out and shots fired."
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"Look, no one wants to burn anybody..."
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"but the fact is there's a racial component to consider."
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"- The appearance of it... - Has he seen a lawyer?"
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"- Lieutenant. - What?"
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"out of him until you read him his rights, and we haven't done that yet, so..."
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"I'm his commanding officer. I just want to know if he's all right."
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"It's a legal question at this point."
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"Can I get you anything?"
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"You should call the union, Roland."
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"Talk to a lawyer before you say anything further."
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"I'm not saying anyone's gonna charge anything criminally."
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"Everyone knows you had no intention of..."
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"But administratively..."
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"you need to be careful because of the racial thing."
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"There's gonna be people in the Department who see this that way."
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"- You see that, right? - I wasn't scared, I wasn't angry."
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"I didn't give a shit he was black or whatever..."
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"How the fuck do you know if that's in your head or if it's not?"
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"- But you saw the gun. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, he turned toward me and..."
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"'Cause you shouted, right? You shouted, "police" and he turned, right?"
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"No, I don't think so. I don't think I said anything."
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"I was a couple steps in the alley and he turned and I saw the gun."
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"- Did he have kids? A wife? - I don't know."
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"They won't say. They won't talk to me about him."
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"Call the FOP. Get a lawyer, Roland."
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"No, sir."
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"Let the lawyer talk for you."
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"Lieutenant..."
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"tell Lester I'm sorry."
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"Call the union. He wants a lawyer in there with him."
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"For tonight at least, he's a suicide watch."
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"Lieutenant. You'll back him?"
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"What I mean is, if this thing should turn..."
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"into some kind of a black-white thing, you're his unit commander..."
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"he can count on you, right?"
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"Lo mein."
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"What a clusterfuck."
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"Two commendations, 16th on the current sergeants list."
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"Pretty much the exact opposite of that goof in there."
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"You know what's in that guy's jacket?"
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"You know he married Valchek's daughter, right?"
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"Eight up, and the rest still to be activated..."
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"You did good, detective."
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"So we're looking for what?"
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"Looking for one of these phones to give us a signature on our man Bodie."
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"Calls to his girlfriend, his grandmother. The numbers we pulled off the burners."
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"We see that, we know it's his phone."
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"We know it's his phone, we know he use it to sell drugs."
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"We know all that."
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"Prez would love this."
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"I ain't gonna lie to you all."
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"I don't know about nothing except the boxing part."
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"That's all I was thinking."
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"But I got sidetracked, though."
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"Well, Reverend Reid seems to think you'd be quite a draw..."
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"for some of these corner kids that we got."
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"Well, the fact is you're looking to put your gym in the Fourth District."
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"Do you know Miss Perkins?"
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"Well, few of us do anymore. Few of us do."
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"Well, since we can't really rely on Miss Perkins..."
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"Miss Daniels here will go with you."
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"She's here because constituent service is the life of a city councilperson."
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"- She needs to get a taste of that. - At least I hope I do."
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"Do you know who Reverend Reid is?"
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"This came today?"
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"Well, now, see, this is fucked up."
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"Oh, I give you $250,000 to have them tell me my paperwork..."
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"is insufficient enough to certify me as a developer in the empowerment zone?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, you could call it fucked up. - Look, I know we touched the right people."
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"You got the light bulb franchise, right? That came through. Now..."
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"You talking about $30,000 coming back."
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"I'm talking about the $250,000 that you took."
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"Now, you need to call Mr. Goose, Mr. Faucet..."
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"whoever the fuck you gotta call because I gave you money to run, remember that?"
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"It ain't like no drug deal, String. Hell, man, you don't put your money..."
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"on the street and have it come right back. It don't work like that."
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"- Oh, it don't, huh? - Patience, my man."
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"Sometimes with the bureaucracy..."
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"the one hand don't know what the other is all about."
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"while the other hand seem to have grabbed your dick."
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"Fucking Prez."
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"- Sanny, baby. - Welcome to the Western, guys."
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"That thing with Pryzbylewski?"
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"Jesus Christ. So fucking sad, man."
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"- So you humping a wagon, huh? - Fuck, yes."
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"- How's that working out for you? - Jimmy, I love this fucking gig."
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"The best thing Rawls ever did for me was to knock me back to a district."
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"No stress, no struggle. I work eight-hour shifts."
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"All those years knocking my head against a wall on homicide and for what?"
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"The same fucking pension with twice the heartburn."
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"- Hello. - You called my office?"
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"- Yeah, I did, several times. - Really, why?"
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"- Why do you think? - A sleepover. You wanna get dinner first?"
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"- No, I can always get a table there. - All right, whatever."
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"- Let's shoot for 7.:30. - I'll see you then."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"You in?"
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"- What do you think? - Nice colors."
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"- Thought I'd be the education mayor. - Well, good luck, Tony."
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"- I mean it. - Thanks, man."
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"In fact, I thought I'd make the rounds of some people..."
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"before then, you know? Feel them out."
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"What you could do is, you know, feel him out on an issue or two."
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"You go in that way, it's more subtle. You know, you gotta charm the guy first."
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"Talk to him about the issues and then down the road..."
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