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Clips from The Wire - Slapstick (S03E03)

"I take nothing home with me. No, really, I couldn't be happier."
The Wire
"Well, I'm glad you landed on your feet, Mike."
The Wire
"That'll work. You want me to make a reservation?"
The Wire
"- You got a platform? - Schools."
The Wire
"- When do you announce? - Next month, I think."
The Wire
"You know, get out there early, start raising money."
The Wire
"- What, Watkins? - Hey, he seems to like me."
The Wire
"What, you really think Odell Watkins is gonna split from the Mayor's camp?"
The Wire
"Make a run for council president. Me at the top of the ticket..."
The Wire
"Look at them. Like roaches when you turn the lights on."
The Wire
"So much for the no-violence-in-Hampsterdam theory, huh?"
The Wire
"they're gonna get wind of this shit on the sixth floor downtown."
The Wire
"Don't forget the casings."
The Wire
"And I'm telling you that someone may have done this to us, Avon."
The Wire
"Nobody did nothing."
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"- But the cop said... - He's lying."
The Wire
"He paid to lie."
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"D did not roll on us."
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"I ain't do nothing to D. I ain't had shit to do with it."
The Wire
"To do with what?"
The Wire
"Look I understand. I can see the body was moved from the block."
The Wire
"Shit."
The Wire
"So what's the deal?"
The Wire
"Look, you didn't move that body, Sergeant."
The Wire
"I know this is an easier sell with the Mayor involved, but..."
The Wire
"I mean, I been a councilman for three years now..."
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"they did what they said and they were as good as their word."
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"this whole Hamsterdam affair is over, it's finished."
The Wire
"But all that gonna be gone tomorrow, unless y'all bring me my shooter."
The Wire
"- How'd you know about this place? - It was big when Clinton was in."
The Wire
"My girlfriend got pregnant, so..."
The Wire
"You know. I do a lot of high-end drug stuff. Wiretaps."
The Wire
"but the strategy of how a candidate can win."
The Wire
"- You strategizing for anyone in Baltimore? - I shouldn't say."
The Wire
"He any good?"
The Wire
"but he wasn't gonna win in Maryland, anyhow."
The Wire
"the only way any of these guys is even gonna find West Baltimore is if..."
The Wire
"No, he only been on for a couple months or so."
The Wire
"What he use the whistle for?"
The Wire
"No, he needs to put those in the departmental mail."
The Wire
"Yeah."
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"- What, now? - Yes, now."
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"- Where are you? - Same place as before."
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"- Are you sure you're not sleeping? - No, no, I was up."
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"- Room 210. - Fine."
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"- Sean, Seanie. - What?"
The Wire
"I have to go out and see a friend for a little bit."
The Wire
"I'll be gone for an hour or two, okay?"
The Wire
"Attaboy."
The Wire
"The Kerry camp had an early opportunity to capitalize on jobs and the economy..."
The Wire
"as an issue, and tag the President with it."
The Wire
"The pre-election polls show that a significant number..."
The Wire
"in some of the Rust Belt battleground states."
The Wire
"But, ultimately, this was a referendum on the leadership of George W. Bush..."
The Wire
"You're so full of shit."
The Wire
"Nothing mattered in the red states but the economy."
The Wire
"I've been saying that for months."
The Wire
"Hey, I'm not tossing you so quick tonight. I got nothing to do tomorrow."
The Wire
"I gotta get home."
The Wire
"You know what, not that this wasn't fun..."
The Wire
"but it might be nice to have dinner first. Dinner and a movie."
The Wire
"- I got to Baltimore late. - No, I'm saying next time."
The Wire
"We talk some, then we fuck our brains out. It's different for girls like me."
The Wire
"You need to be cuddled, McNulty?"
The Wire
"No, but we make a date, I don't feel like I have to charge by the hour."
The Wire
"A date, huh?"
The Wire
"In the daytime."
The Wire
"I think we can all agree that foreign policy and..."
The Wire
"... while the United States was reeling from the attack on Pearl Harbor..."
The Wire
"He wrapped himself in the American flag at the convention and never looked back."
The Wire
"Come on, Kate, that's a little harsh, don't you think?"
The Wire
"No, I don't, I'm serious."
The Wire
"You don't think that when John Kerry kicked off... In his acceptance speech..."
The Wire
"that he wasn't trying to wrap himself in the flag, too?"
The Wire
"No, I don't think he was trying to wrap himself in the flag."
The Wire
"The ones who..."
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"seizing a nearly complete airfield at Lunga Point..."
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"which was renamed Henderson Field..."
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"The landings of the first day put nearly 11,000 Marines..."
The Wire
"You looking correct."
The Wire
"Boiler in there's working and the pipes are okay."
The Wire
"I should have it all cleaned out by tomorrow, I think."
The Wire
"- Permits? - Yeah. Permits."
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"- Yo, was that him? - Shit."
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"- Who you calling? - Slim Charles, man."
The Wire
"Here it is you warring with the young boy, Marlo, over corners."
The Wire
"Be that as it may, all this shoot-em-up shit is bad for business."
The Wire
"And what corner they ain't holding, I can't have my people standing on for fear..."
The Wire
"they gonna be mistaken as one of Barksdale people and catch a bullet."
The Wire
"Look, man, I tried to talk to the young buck myself, but..."
The Wire
"You try talking to Avon. Because that's half the problem right there."
The Wire
"No doubt, exactly."
The Wire
"Nigga probably sleeping in."
The Wire
"Fact is, Stringer, your man needs to reconcile himself..."
The Wire
"to this new way of thinking."
The Wire
"Now, you could remind him that, like everyone else in this room..."
The Wire
"he benefiting from my connect and from the wholesale price..."
The Wire
"He need to just back the fuck off and let the young gun keep his corners."
The Wire
"Now, you said yourself it can't be about territory no more."
The Wire
"- Old habits die hard. - Who this?"
The Wire
"Yeah, we on the house where the dude is, you know..."
The Wire
"- Talk, nigga. - Shit, man, I'm trying not to use names."
The Wire
"As you know, I ain't trying to lose no niggas on them corners, either..."
The Wire
"but it's a two-way street, you know?"
The Wire
"Go ahead, man."
The Wire
"Gerard and Sapper got their sights on Omar."
The Wire
"Tried to reach Slim and he ain't answering."
The Wire
"- So? - It's church day, String."
The Wire
"Sunday morning, you know?"
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"- They sure it's him? - Omar, yeah."
The Wire
"Do it."
The Wire
"This time, I definitely hit him."
The Wire
"A drop like that in the Western felony rate, that's unheard of."
The Wire
"But God knows what happens when you let go of your secret."
The Wire
"Hey, what happens, happens."
The Wire
"I mean, if they want to keep my little experiment going..."
The Wire
"or they want to go back to business as usual. That's on them. But me?"
The Wire
"I'm out of here, D, I'm gone. And Hopkins came through."
The Wire
"I got a contract offer on that security job yesterday."
The Wire
"- You really gonna retire? - Always planned to."
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