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Clips from The Wire - Slapstick (S03E03)

"- Hello. - Hey, what're you doing?"
The Wire
"Oh, hi."
The Wire
"- Oh, you're not happy to hear from me. - No, I'm glad you called."
The Wire
"I wanna see you."
The Wire
"You liar. Come on, get your ass over here."
The Wire
"Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, what the hell."
The Wire
"What did I just say?"
The Wire
"thought Kerry over Bush offered a better chance for jobs."
The Wire
"Jobs may have been a marginal issue, Kate..."
The Wire
"Well, I'm tossing myself."
The Wire
"I'll call you."
The Wire
"... wonders of wood carving..."
The Wire
"And I think it was great strategy by his handlers, too."
The Wire
"at the Democratic National Convention he said, "I'm here under Old Glory"..."
The Wire
"and an anchorage at nearby Tulagi..."
The Wire
"that would later be known as Iron Bottom Sound..."
The Wire
"because of the number of ships sunk there in battle."
The Wire
"- Deep into it, I see. - Yeah, we getting there."
The Wire
"Sunday morning. I'm on my way to hear the Word, you know?"
The Wire
"You paying those guys out of pocket?"
The Wire
"Only problem is it being Sunday morning and all, you know?"
The Wire
"You told me we supposed to bring our beefing before the group, right?"
The Wire
"Marlo ain't in the group."
The Wire
"We got cops on half the West Side corners."
The Wire
"- Yeah. - That's it."
The Wire
"That's what I'm saying, man."
The Wire
"- we got by throwing in together. - I mean, he know that, come on, Joe."
The Wire
"Well, so, now we coming to him for help with a little something."
The Wire
"All right, do it."
The Wire
"Gerard. They right there, come on."
The Wire
"All right, here you go."
The Wire
"to help anybody with anything. But you managed a truce, Bunny."
The Wire
"chasing dope and coke, and maybe even some hoppers, too."
The Wire
"Yeah?"
The Wire
"Elena's taking the kids to her mother's, what the fuck else am I gonna do?"
The Wire
"Gonna put it up in one of the windows across from Stringer's print shop."
The Wire
"in this entire department who can do what we do."
The Wire
"Deskmen. And the patrol division?"
The Wire
"There's probably a little bit of talent there, but the way the city is right now..."
The Wire
"I mean, nobody's knowing his post, nobody's building nothing, right?"
The Wire
"Oh, they bring it in, but there's not many. There's not many."
The Wire
""Oh, shit, he was right all along. We should've listened to the man.""
The Wire
"The job will not save you, Jimmy."
The Wire
"The handcuffs go click and it's over..."
The Wire
"It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
The Wire
"All y'all kill is grandma's crown?"
The Wire
"But other than that, though."
The Wire
"You saved her ass, huh?"
The Wire
"lying about why somebody wanna shoot me down in the street."
The Wire
"That woman think I work in a cafeteria."
The Wire
"Stringer, too. This thing got to end, man!"
The Wire
"I swear to God, yo, on a Sunday morning, they near shot her best crown off, yo."
The Wire
"Not on this one, you ain't."
The Wire
"All we need is to firm up the PC..."
The Wire
"up to one of the Barksdale crews."
The Wire
"Lester, you and Prez start typing affidavits..."
The Wire
"we're gonna want to get the application in fast."
The Wire
"From here on out we keep a log on any movement by Stringer..."
The Wire
"Okay, then."
The Wire
"I'm sorry, she's not in the office now. You wanna leave a message?"
The Wire
"Floor framing plan, including the load criteria..."
The Wire
"Six copies of your fire protection plan..."
The Wire
"A license from the State Athletic Commission up on Calvert Street."
The Wire
"You should upgrade and get one of them Escalades."
The Wire
"- You ticklish, Bubs? - The chills, Kima."
The Wire
"You watch and wait, see when they're running low..."
The Wire
"and that takes a few days, sometimes a week or more."
The Wire
"We get to them in the order received and currently the turnaround's 30 days."
The Wire
"Let me understand something."
The Wire
"they can't be monitored by law enforcement because your company..."
The Wire
"They can afford the fucking college, they can afford the phone that goes with it."
The Wire
"This is our new man, huh?"
The Wire
"Doreen, ring Delegate Watkins, please."
The Wire
"- What's up, papa, what you hawking? - Body bags."
The Wire
"A bulk purchase justify a discount, right?"
The Wire
"- $250 or so? - $275."
The Wire
"- And a couple of them whiteys. - Yeah, that'll work."
The Wire
"What, y'all waiting to see Avon?"
The Wire
"Man, I hear y'all shot the crown off an old lady's head yesterday."
The Wire
"and then eight each from two stops over the river in West Virginia."
The Wire
"one of these phones leads to young Mr. Bodie Broadus."
The Wire
"- Make mine sweet and sour. - Lo mein for me."
The Wire
"- Who that? - East Side niggas."
The Wire
"and talk about they got their sights on Omar."
The Wire
"We gonna be off them corners till we take care of Marlo."
The Wire
"nobody higher than a crew chief to take a charge, right?"
The Wire
"You do the cookie first?"
The Wire
"The technology's out of control, no question."
The Wire
"By the time we get subscriber information and papers served..."
The Wire
"And our US Attorney here..."
The Wire
"I'm police! He's 10-7, call it in."
The Wire
"A Glock."
The Wire
"I saw the gun as he turned."
The Wire
"It's Derrick. Jesus Christ."
The Wire
"Tell the boy he can come in with the co-op."
The Wire
"If he takes our package, which by the way..."
The Wire
"You ever know Avon Barksdale to back down from anything?"
The Wire
"He's in a situation where you can't compel a statement..."
The Wire
"Okay, okay, there's just..."
The Wire
"You see that, right?"
The Wire
"Or maybe I did."
The Wire
"I don't think he did."
The Wire
"That's all."
The Wire
"Whenever he's done here, you need to send someone home with him."
The Wire
"You all right?"
The Wire
"- How many years on for Waggoner? - Six and a half."
The Wire
"Motherfucker flaked out, shot up his own radio car."
The Wire
"They were gonna charge him with false report until Valchek weighed in."
The Wire
"Fucking goof had nine lives behind that shit."
The Wire
"whenever the cellular company gets to our subpoenas."
The Wire
"Then we get a tap up and pray like hell he doesn't throw it away anytime soon."
The Wire
"- Were you a pug? - Yeah, I was."
The Wire
"They didn't think so downtown?"
The Wire
"So your councilperson would be Eunetta Perkins."
The Wire
"If you don't mind me asking, Mr. Watkins. Why are you doing this?"
The Wire
"Well, the voters in my district do."
The Wire
"Just let me get with them, clear this mess right up."
The Wire
"- Get with them. - Hey, I'm on it, String."
The Wire
"Yeah, well, you know what I see? I see one hand in my pocket..."
The Wire
"I don't even feel like working."
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