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Clips from NewsRadio - The Lam (S05E05)

"He just came down from Mr. James'"
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"main office to help us through this crisis."
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"Johnny Johnson, Junior G-Man."
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"That's good."
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"Now, Max, shouldn't you be off working on your, uh, editorial?"
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"I wasn't talking to you."
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"You better do what he says, big guy."
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"All right. Whatever you say, boss."
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"So...if you--"
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"Dave? I need to talk to you."
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"Dave, please. When a songbird weeps,"
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"the whole world cries with it."
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"What is it, little one?"
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"Thank you, Johnny."
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"My mom made me talk to my stepfather again."
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"Pretty rough on you, huh?"
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"Well, he treats me like a redheaded stepchild."
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"That would seem to be his prerogative."
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"Dave...when are you gonna stop sending"
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"a sharp tongue to do a hug's work?"
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"Hey."
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"I'm serious."
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"Okay, Joe, where is he?"
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"Reliable sources tell me he's traveling coast to coast"
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"in a customized van called"
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""The Electric Love Cruise Wagon.""
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"I've got a few contacts in the FBI."
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"I assume you mean the Female Body Inspectors?"
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"No, I mean the real FBI."
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"The Female Body Inspectors are a little too busy"
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"to be looking for some guy."
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"Have you ever been bitch-slapped?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I have."
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"Oh, he's so proud to be a full-blooded Italian."
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"You just shined them, champ."
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"Yeah, but that was before you walked them over here."
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"Johnny is so evil."
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"Yeah, he's like a snake."
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"Yeah, and he's got everyone here under his spell."
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"Yeah, he's like an evil sorcerer snake."
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"Tell me about it. He even took it with him"
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"to dinner last...night."
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"Well, it wasn't dinner."
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"It was more like a--"
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"What? More like what?"
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"More like a-- More like a what?"
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"Like a light supper after-- After what?"
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"Dave, I'm just trying to figure out what the guy's up to."
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"You should be careful around Johnny"
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"Thank you very much. I appreciate your concern."
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"I do. But it's just dinner with the guy, you know?"
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"It's not like I'm suddenly just gonna fall and-- Oh, God."
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"I must tell you my lips are..."
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"Why don't you tell 'em to come on over?"
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"Ooh! Hey. That got the crick."
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"Thanks, I can move my neck again."
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"Sure. Fantastic."
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"Ah, you did him, didn't you?"
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"No. Yeah, you did."
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"No. Oh-ho."
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"Oh, please. We got a little intimate. That's allowed."
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"That's allowed. I'm sorry I'm not up to date"
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"on the modern etiquette in dating evil guys."
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"What, what, what?"
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"I am well aware that he's evil."
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"It does not mean he can't be a fun date."
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"How far did you go?"
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"Oh. Please. How far did you let him go?"
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"Come on, first base? Was it first base?"
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"Was it second base? Huh?"
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"This is absolutely ridiculous."
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"A stand-up triple."
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"Dave? Hm?"
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"Your mom is on the line."
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"[SIGHS] Fine. Beth. Come here."
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"[WHISPERS] What's third base?"
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"Oh. I thought that was second base."
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"Actually, I thought it was first base."
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"Guys in high school really messed with my head."
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"I really don't care which of my friends is there. Huh?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, well, we-- Well, well, I'm a hunted man, Dave."
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"I mean, what--"
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"What safer sanctuary could there be"
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"than the extra bedroom of a simple Wisconsin couple?"
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"They could be arrested for harboring a fugitive."
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"Oh, yeah, your dad was a little bit grumpy about that."
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"But your mom-- Your mom insisted."
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"So tell, what's the situation at the office?"
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"Oh, well, uh, you know,"
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"Oh, no, it could. It could, sir."
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"You know that, uh, green duffel bag?"
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"The only piece of hard evidence that could convict you?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Wh-- Has he given it to the cops yet?"
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"No, I don't know his plan."
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"Oh, Dave, Dave, I can't..."
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"really helps, but I tell you--"
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"I'd prefer it if you didn't take those out of their bags."
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"They're kind of collectibles, sir."
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"Yeah, um, uh, gotta go. Talk to you later, Mom."
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"She's strict."
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"Hey, Dave--"
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"Johnny's in there."
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"No, I-- I want to talk to you."
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"Oh, really?"
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"and Johnny's special friendship."
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"I just wanted you to know that if you want to hang out with us,"
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"it's cool with me."
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"Well, thanks, Max, but I'm not jealous."
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"It's just that Johnny--"
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"Dave, isn't that getting a little old?"
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"No. It's the truth."
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"that Johnny is evil. All right."
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"Doesn't that make you want to serve him all the more?"
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"No."
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"I just don't get you, man."
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"It's time we get that bag from Johnny."
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"Yes. I think I'm the person to do it."
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"No, better leave that to me."
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