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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Ground Rules (S06E06)

"Kids have it too easy these days."
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"Everybody gets a trophy."
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"- You say that about everything."
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"Do you want us to give you a trophy?"
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"- If everyone's getting one."
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"- Well, when I was a kid, we'd get hit,"
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"but we never cried about it 'cause"
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"You know I'm not violent."
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"because I think football is barbaric."
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"- I thought you didn't bet"
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"because you have a gambling addiction."
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"- Addiction is a loaded word."
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"- I don't know, Jonah."
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"You did hit Mateo for being undocumented."
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"- He did what? - You also tried to wrestle me."
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"- You challenged me. - True."
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"And to be fair, you did stop as soon as you got aroused."
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"That was the pants. I took them out of rotation."
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"- Hey, everyone."
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"Did I miss a meeting? Sorry."
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"I don't care if it's unprofessional."
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"I just want to have fun and do molly with unicorns."
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"- Oh, my God, Mateo. We can see your junk."
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"- What?"
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"- No, no, you're making it worse."
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"- You're moving it around."
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"- Well, then stop looking! God."
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"- What, are you gonna hit him, too?"
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"- No, Sandra. We've moved on."
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"- Whew! Well, that got a little silly earlier, huh?"
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"The thing is, a lot of them are pathological--"
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"- Oh, I don't think you hit Tony on purpose."
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"- Good, good, yeah, no."
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"Just 'cause the case against me was surprisingly compelling."
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"- No, you don't seem like a brawler."
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"More like a library cards in multiple cities kind of guy."
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"- Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis."
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"Hey, so, uh, I was wondering if"
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"you wanted to maybe get dinner at this new Szechuan place."
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"I'm a lesbian."
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"- Oh! - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, right, yeah, duh."
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"Just duh on me for just assuming you were straight."
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"- Oh, it's okay. - No, no, no, no."
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"this heteronormative bull in a lesbian china shop."
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"- Yeah, kinda."
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"Your generation is a little more rigid"
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"- My--my generation separate from yours."
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"Well, okay. This--yeah--good, so this--"
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"- They were."
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"- Oh, yeah. They're crazy thin."
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"I wore a pair to Harmonica's teacher conference one time"
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"but she got an A on her macaroni project after that"
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"and it sucked."
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"so if you had anything else you need to say to me?"
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"- Like what?"
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"- Like, you know, today's been a journey for you"
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"and I'm ready to accept your apology."
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"- Are you being serious?"
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"You expect me to apologize to you?"
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"- I have nothing to be sorry about."
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"I was giving you amazing advice and you mocked me"
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"and made me show my penis to the world."
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"was so that you could re-live your glory days"
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"like Britney in Vegas."
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"- Do not come for Britney like that!"
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"She is a woman at the top of her game!"
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"- Denying that she needs help is only hurting her more!"
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"She's, what, three, four years younger than me?"
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"- Or ten. Something like that."
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"and you got your first rejection out of the way."
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"So that's good 'cause there's gonna be a lot."
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"Like, so many."
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"Dating's fun."
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"- Well, you were in a open relationship"
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"for, like, three hours."
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"When there's history and feelings involved,"
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"you don't want to have to, like,"
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"share her with some other dude."
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"- What? No, the--"
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"Well, then I'm surprised you're not into it"
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"if there's no emotional component."
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"Let's do it. - Oh, great."
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"It's casual, it's fun, it's still mid-pando."
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"Why wouldn't I want to do it?"
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"- Yes!"
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"Seriously, Garrett, this is gonna be awesome."
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"- No, no, Dr. Hartshorn."
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"Yeah, I ordered you a physical and full panel of STI tests."
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"You can pay me back later. - Uh--"
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"- Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in."
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"Yeah, you're gonna have to fast on Tuesday."
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"- What--"
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"- No, I'm excited, too."
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"I just want you to know that Tony will never replace you."
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"- Glenn, really. I'm fine, okay?"
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"- Still, I told Jerusha"
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"no need to make the hot dog casserole this Saturday"
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"because that's Jonah's special night."
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"So we can do whatever you want to do."
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"- Oh, come on. What's hot?"
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"there is this Chinese place that I've been wanting try."
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"- Absolutely."
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"They have plain white rice, though, right?"
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"Oh, and no big deal,"
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"but you can't work with minors for six weeks, okay?"
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"- What? - Yay, Jonah's special night."
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"where the customer's making a complaint"
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"- Well, then why did you bring it up?"
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"- Just a second."
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"- Mateo, the locker is gonna have to wait."
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"- No, no, no, no, not that."
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"Been a while since I've been single and these arenew jeans."
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"technically, I think he'd just be your side piece."
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"- You're right. I shouldn't seem so desperate."
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"Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons."
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"- But otherwise, you are killing it, girl."
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"Yeah, totally."
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"but I just need to do this my own way, okay?"
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"- Oh, okay. We're being honest now?"
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