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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Ground Rules (S06E06)

"- Not how I would've said it, but yes."
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"I guess that's what it was. Case closed."
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"- Okay."
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"The--the case is closed. You can't reopen the case."
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"but you actually have to unwrap the plastic"
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"- I...don't know."
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"Also there's an F on the pallet here."
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"Do you know what that stands for?"
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"Um, mostly because why would it?"
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"Uh, the F stands for frozen,"
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"- Whoa, Tony."
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"Looks like you got the cool teacher."
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"- Yeah, that's me."
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"Hey, kids."
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"-"
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"- All right, I'm gonna go before you bust out the guitar."
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"- Yeah. - I'll see you at lunch."
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"- All right, I'll see ya."
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"- Sorry? - She's totally into you."
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"- Oh, no. She's just being friendly."
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"who doesn't get her news from all-caps Facebook posts."
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"- I'm telling you, she was thirsty for it."
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"You gotta quench. - Huh."
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"Well, I guess she could've been flirting"
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"Oh, well. Five second rule, right?"
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"- Uh, n-no."
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"- Everybody wants a cart, but not me."
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"I'm a basket guy."
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"Because you come up to a narrow space with a cart,"
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"you're stuck."
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"But me? I'm just Neo from "The Matrix""
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"and I'm just like, "Whoa,""
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"bullet time my way all the way through,"
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"you know what I'm saying?"
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"- Yeah, but what if"
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"you can't fit everything you need in a basket?"
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"- Oh, yeah. I thought about that."
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"Two baskets, oh."
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"- Oh, Brian."
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"Could you tell me more about that two basket thing?"
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"- Dude, now everybody knows. Can't tell you nothing."
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"Good day."
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"- Brian, wow, cool."
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"Uh, have you talked to Dina yet?"
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"- Brian, great. I'm so glad you're here."
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"Garrett, we have big news. - Oh."
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"- Dina and I have talked and we've decided--"
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"- We're gonna have an open relationship!"
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"- What?"
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"- You're gonna be our side piece."
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"- Yeah."
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"-"
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"- So I'll be going to a wildlife sanctuary in Wisconsin"
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"for three months and that's a long time to go"
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"without physical intimacy"
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"and I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex."
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"- He can never get the camera angle right."
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"- Okay, I get it."
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"This is really the best solution for you?"
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"- Hey, it's new territory for me, too,"
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"but I've tried a lot of new stuff because of Dina."
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"You know, before I met her,"
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"I had never canned anything."
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"- And you just make sense since we have history."
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"- You've really thought this out."
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"And there's a lot of things for us to go over with you,"
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"but I want to make sure it's clear."
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"I save the girlfriend stuff for this guy, okay?"
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"That means no sleepovers, no non-sexual kissing,"
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"and no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes."
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"- Well, that's a lot of rules."
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"Feels like I'm buying a gremlin."
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"- I don't know what that means. - I don't either."
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"- Uh, it sounds like a spam account,"
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- Okay."
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"- Before you speak, think,"
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""How would an evil queen decree this?""
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"- Ooh, yeah."
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"- And just a couple other things I thought of."
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"- No more campfire games with employees"
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"and no sparkly makeup."
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"Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard."
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"They're unprofessional."
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"- Uh, okay."
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"- Oh, you should probably change your shoes."
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"but it looks like you skinned a Care Bear."
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"It's the first time I've actually been kind of excited"
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"- But you do know that there are women"
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"outside of the store, right?"
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"- We have the same break today."
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"You know, maybe order something adventurous"
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"like level ten mapo tofu."
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"Have a new experience?"
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"- Look, man, I'd love to plan your imaginary date,"
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"but Dina asked me to be part of her open relationship."
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"- What? Wow. An open relationship?"
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"That's pretty cool, actually, you know?"
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"It's very modern."
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"Trying to imagine if Nia and I"
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"- Maybe see if she's up for dinner first."
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"- Hey, Garrett."
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"- Dina, I--I--sorry,"
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"I just gotta say the open relationship--I'm impressed."
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"You know, it's very progressive,"
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"This is awkward,"
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"but we're at capacity so it's not gonna happen."
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"all right."
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"♪ Say that you want me"
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"I want to get your thoughts on that "Planet Money""
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"We're wrapping up here,"
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"- Can't wait. -"
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"Uh--"
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"hey, buddy, can we pick up the pace just a little bit?"
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"You know, shift into high gear before this all melts?"
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"♪"
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"- Hey, guys."
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"- How are my chilly willies?"
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"- Oh, he's probably hungry again."
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"Here, go get a snack from the vending machine."
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