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Clips from NewsRadio - Spooky Rapping Crypt (S05E05)

"[MUFFLED] Hey, Dave."
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"It's the beam. I'm beaming here."
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"a great, big, beautiful present"
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"and you know how I love giving presents."
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"about a soybean plant in Georgia"
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"it went up, like, like, 300 percent."
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"No. Hell, no. I-- I just want to see the looks"
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"Dave, can we start the morning meeting already?"
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"Beam. Bam, boom."
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"Another boring story?"
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"No, but that reminds me."
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"before we start, Mr. James has an announcement"
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"Um, this morning, I was reading a newspaper, okay."
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"I'd like to formally request"
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"I think you're going to be pretty interested"
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"But down deep I'm a very serious, cause-oriented person."
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"Now, I promise I'll talk to--"
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"Well, I'm late because I just got back"
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"All right? And the, uh, meeting's adjourned."
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"I mean, you saw me, didn't you? I was beaming and everything."
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"Yes, you were, sir. I'm--"
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"But I'm afraid I really don't get it."
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"it looks like I'm caving in,"
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"Did some cavemen cave in?"
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"A fragile little helpless doll who's now filled"
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"with bile and corruption and who must be crushed."
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"Joseph, I need to talk to you."
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"So talk."
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"All right. What? What's it about?"
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"What?! Shh! Please."
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"Psychological torture, demon worship. You know the drill."
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"Hey, you guys."
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"[HISSING]"
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"I'll take care of this."
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"Paging Mr. James. Mr. Jimmy James."
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"Where? In the break room."
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"Can I offer you a refreshment?"
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"Bring it on."
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"Now it's your turn. Go ahead."
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"So you're telling me,"
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"Let me think."
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"forced my head into a bowl of water"
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"But then we all had to dance to this occult music, right?"
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"Yeah, you passed out right over here."
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"I know, see? You know what?"
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"Yes. Lisa Miller."
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"looks like the victimizer has become the victim."
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"How's it feel?"
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"Jus-Just give in to Mr. James. No."
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"No. Dave. The American dream is a six-pack"
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"So you'll give us the profit sharing?"
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"[♪]"
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"Or should I say hoof? Joe?"
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"Sounds pretty satanic to me."
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"Then you made me make out with some hideous she-demon"
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"Okay."
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"You win this time, but I will be back."
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"[♪]"
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"I made Beth quit. And she'll be back, sir."
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"She's got a little thing called gumption."
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"Okay, Dave, this is serious."
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"Sir, Beth is one of the wolves that haunts"
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"the mean streets of New York City."
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"What do we want?"
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"how do you feel about this whole thing?"
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"I think it's silly."
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"Damn it. Matthew?"
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"and Mr. James will give it to you."
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"This isn't your fight, son."
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"Does it look like I'm dragging my wife by the hair?"
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"And while he's throwing me on the pavement,"
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"he'll fall in love, marry me,"
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"but my message lives on."
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"and would like you to do"
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"to Beth's demands so she can come back here"
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"All right. Come on, you too. Come on. Come here. Come on."
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"before the meeting this morning."
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"Look, Dave, I know when I'm not wanted,"
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"So when you asked for it at the meeting,"
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"Sir, Beth believed passionately in profit sharing, all right?"
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"apparently a friendship that's more special"
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"when you wouldn't even discuss it with her."
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"Is that how you really feel about it?"
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"What's the matter, Lisa? Are we all out of eye of newt?"
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"Well, mineral water. That's the same thing, right?"
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"some crosses and stuff. I'll be back."
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"Matthew."
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"Just admit that you're the unholy succubus"
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"What else? What more could you possibly want?"
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"and a working knowledge of Latin."
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"Hey, morning, Mr. James."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"Oh, you know, not much, sir."
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"Oh, good, good."
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"Is, uh, is there something wrong with your mouth?"
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"No, no, everything's fine, it's fine."
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"Are you sure? Why are you--"
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"Why are you covering it up with your hand?"
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"Because I'm trying to hide this."
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"What? Your-- Your great, big, beautiful smile, sir?"
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"I-I can't get this thing off my face."
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"Really. Why? Are you profiting from the collapse"
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"of some foreign economy?"
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"No. I-I wish, but no."
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"No, I'm about to give the staff of WNYX"
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"Yes, well, uh, may I ask what it is?"
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"Well, you can ask, but it might just make you beam."
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"I'm ready to risk it, sir. Yeah."
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"Okay. Profit sharing."
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"Sorry? What?"
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"No, no, employee profit sharing."
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"and they gave their employees profit sharing."
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"Their-- their productivity, you know,"
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"I see, so, you're going to give us profit sharing"
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"in order to increase our productivity?"
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"on their shiny, happy people faces."
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"Max is boring the crap out of us out here."
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"Yeah, we'll be right out, Joe."
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"Joe's bored now, but, you know,"
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"as soon as we drop the news on him he's gonna--"
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