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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Great (S06E06)

"You know, Marge, you're right."
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"This club better be worth it."
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"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?"
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"Who holds back the electric car?"
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"Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?"
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"We do"
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"Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal."
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"...of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream."
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"- Oh, the things they do there. My stars. - You don't know what they do, do you?"
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"Do I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken."
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"They have to let me join if I'm the son of a member."
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"Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
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"I think I have to do it again. My blindfold came off."
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"You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters..."
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"...that obscure the light of knowledge and truth."
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"- Jealous? - Well, no. We've got the same chair."
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"I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters."
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"Wanna see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be 18."
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"We do We do"
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"I've learned my lesson!"
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"Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration..."
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"And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked..."
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"From now on I want you to be honest with me."
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"Brothers, I've learned a wonderful lesson."
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"A beautiful sky blue."
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"- Kill him. - Kill him."
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"Sorry. No Homers."
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"Homer, you can't just keep hanging out with these Colobus monkeys."
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"Oh, Homie."
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"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?"
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"We do We do"
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"Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?"
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"We do"
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"There are chapters all over the world. And it has been foretold..."
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"I always wondered if there was a God."
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"- So? - Beware the Ides of March."
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"Oh, I'll give you higher, my filthy little urchin."
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"So let us rejoice and enjoy our meal..."
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"You're jealous."
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"Oh, I win again, don't I?"
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"- Be the son of a Stonecutter. - Next."
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"Carl is Number 14, I'm Number 12. Burnsie is Number 29."
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"Hey, have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert..."
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"And now the final ordeal:"
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"You put that on your car so you won't get any tickets."
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"All right, Econo-Save, you just made the list."
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"...and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined."
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"...of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated..."
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"Maybe we should be listening to him now."
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"Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoist..."
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"And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me..."
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"You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden."
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"Yes, the ultimate price."
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"We call each other by number."
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"This ritual is called Crossing the Desert."
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"He's already kind of heavy, you know, and..."
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"...just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you know what.""
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"...to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary."
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"...in the shadow of the hallowed sacred parchment."
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"...of our beloved sacred parchment..."
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"Remove the Stone of Shame."
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"And now I know. There is, and it's me."
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"Now to the top of Mount Springfield for the coronation."
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"As long as we're Stonecutters, he will control our lives."
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"Oh, Marge, kids, I miss my club."
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"We do We do"
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"We do We do"
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"- Your membership pack. - What's this?"
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