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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Novelization Correlation (S11E11)

"a massive inferiority complex."
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"It's just average-sized."
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"I don't mean to interrupt, but somebody's tracking"
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"blood everywhere, so-- never mind, it's me."
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"You say we're all suspects."
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"I have an alibi."
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"Yeah. He's not smart enough to pull off a murder like this."
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"(stammers) But it will, because Ilsa does."
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"And you know who else wears them?"
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"(clicks tongue) Bernadette."
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"it's totally, it's totally her."
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"Hi. What's up?"
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"Is it gonna be a news story"
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"where I have to say you were quiet and kept to yourself"
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"and I'm as shocked as anyone?"
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"No, it's not."
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"Wil Wheaton wants you to be on Professor Proton."
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"That's nice, but I'm not really interested."
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"What do you mean?"
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"But he wants to talk about women in science."
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"but I don't really want to be on Wil's show."
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"Is it because kids may be there,"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You're always bragging that lice aren't attracted to you"
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"Okay, look,"
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"I know you have strong feelings about Professor Proton,"
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"and I don't want to get in the middle of that."
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"So you're not going to do something"
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"just because you think it might upset me?"
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"Well, it's tricky,"
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"because answering that question honestly"
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"Well, that's very upsetting."
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"Like I said."
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"What other things don't you do because of me?"
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"Remember last week when we went"
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"to that dueling piano bar I was so excited about?"
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"No. Well, now you're getting it."
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"Speaking of which, he came by yesterday to show me his book."
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"Oh, and-and what did you think?"
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"I liked it."
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"Really? The Ilsa character didn't bother you?"
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"Well, I know I'm not like that."
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"The character was based on you."
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"got all squirrelly and left the room."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"I just learned some very distressing news."
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"Sometimes, Amy doesn't do things"
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"because she's worried about how I'll react."
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"So you're saying everyone walks on eggshells"
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"to spare my feelings?"
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"No, of course not, because we don't want"
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"of crunching eggshells."
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"You think?"
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"Yes, we warned her."
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"(both laugh) Sure. Yeah, of course you can."
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"You know, everybody thinks I'm so predictable."
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"and do something no one will expect."
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"Yes, but which hat?"
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"Gryffindor."
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"Well, now that you guessed it, I'm not gonna do it."
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"Yeah, you will."
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"Yeah."
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"(scoffs)"
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"Looks like the bullet went right through you."
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"Damn it, Logan. When are you gonna stop?"
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"You're a physicist. What makes you think you can solve a crime?"
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"He's losing a lot of blood."
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"You know what? A little soda water"
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"We got to find some bandages. ILSA: No."
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"There's no time."
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"Does it hurt?"
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"Everything you do hurts."
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"Then why do you keep coming back for more?"
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"Hey."
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"So this is what you think of me?"
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"Huh? I'm mean and everything I do hurts you?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I know I'm Ilsa."
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"Wha...? That is crazy."
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"You-you two are totally different."
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"How?"
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"You know what?"
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"It's fine. Write whatever you want."
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"And by the way, Logan Dean can tell everyone he's five-eight,"
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"but he's not fooling anybody!"
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"Are you sure that's the move you want to make?"
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"Absolutely."
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"That's well played, Amy."
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"What's going on?"
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"You beat me, and I am responding with humility and admiration."
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"You let me win so you could show me"
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"how emotionally mature you are, didn't you?"
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"Well, I couldn't wait for you to actually beat me;"
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"that would take forever."
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"I'm trying to show you"
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"that I can change."
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"there is a little girl who will see you on Wil's show"
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"and realize that she, too, can grow up"
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"to be a brilliant, amazing,"
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"successful scientist."
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"Thank you."
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"Who is really terrible at chess."
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"No, no, no. I mean really bad."
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"if you didn't correct me all the time."
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"Maybe this book of yours is a bad idea."
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"What do you mean?"
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"What makes you think you can write a book?"
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"You're a physicist."
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"What makes you think you can solve a crime?"
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"Got to go."
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"Oh, Penny, good news."
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"It's not you. What?"
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"Ilsa. It's not you. It's my mother."
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"I've been writing about my mother!"
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"It's not massive."
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"There's no time."
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"Everything you do hurts."
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"Then why do you keep coming back for more?"
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"Maybe you like it."
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