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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Novelization Correlation (S11E11)

"I'm going to write mean comments about Wil's show online."
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"Well, you can't criticize something you haven't seen."
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"Well, what if I watch it with you?"
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"Maybe I won't like it and we can complain about it together."
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"Get your own thing to complain about."
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"Look, at least if you watch it,"
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"maybe you can find more specific things to criticize."
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"Oh, that is a good point."
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"Criticisms are more hurtful when they're specific."
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"♪ Grab your goggles ♪"
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"♪ Lab coat on ♪"
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"♪ Here he comes, Professor Proton. ♪"
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"Hey, everybody. I'm Professor Proton."
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"Welcome to the show. Today I will be teaching you"
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"a bottle cap, a balloon, and some super glue."
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"Oh, no! I have all those things!"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"Oh, it's my new keyboard. (chuckles)"
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"Apple juice. Oh."
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"like Hemingway used to drink. Ah."
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"So, how's the book coming along? Uh, good."
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"I just wrote the part where the hero,"
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"Uh, kind of. But he can eat dairy products"
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"without having to leave the room."
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"Yeah, that's smart, because CERN is in Switzerland"
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"and there's a lot of cheese there. Hmm."
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"Well, I'm excited to read it whenever you're ready."
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"Swiss army knife?"
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"(laughs) No."
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"(laughs)"
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"Look, it works! We did it!"
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"See, there was a reason to keep that TurboTax CD."
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"A CD-ROM?"
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"No. I feel bad"
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"I'm engaged to somebody that would point that out."
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"Why can you not trust atoms?"
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"Hmm."
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"Because they make up everything."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Oh, I wonder who that could be."
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"Just when I thought this couldn't get any better,"
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"Wil has introduced suspense into the show."
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"Hey, it's real NASA astronaut, Howard Wolowitz!"
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"Hey, Professor Proton."
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"Hey, thanks for being here."
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"No problem. I'm on my "launch" break."
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"How could Wil ask Howard to be on his show and not me?"
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"Well, because he probably worried"
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"All those answers make a lot of sense."
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"Thank you, Amy. That helps."
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"two important discoveries: a gluino"
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"but I know it's a Hemsworth."
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"Well, I have to finish writing it"
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"You should talk to Bernadette."
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"Since she's been on bed rest, she's binged,"
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"Oh, there was a funny detective show in India called Karamchand."
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"He had an assistant named Kitty,"
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"and he was always saying, "Shut up, Kitty!""
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"Sounds less mean if you say it in Hindi"
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"and don't think of women as having feelings."
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"Howard, I want you to know that I forgive you."
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"I'll take it."
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"What's he forgiving you for?"
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"Don't care. Clean slate. Happy Yom Kippur to me."
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"Because you were afraid"
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"(chuckles) I hope your book has a twist"
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"as surprising as that."
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"I was, but I decided to give it a shot,"
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"Just out of curiosity, how did you come to be on the show?"
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"Did you just show up on the set and ring that doorbell?"
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"That would be the mature thing to do."
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"Ooh."
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"What? What? Which part?"
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"Got it. (chuckles)"
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"Yeah. I have no idea who the killer is."
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"Oh, great. Me, neither."
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"What character?"
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"Ilsa, the head of the institute. That's clearly Penny."
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"Really?"
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"Confident, ball-busting beauty"
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""He looked at the stunning woman who was his boss and said...""
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"Figure that out yourself, genius?"
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"Who would want to kill him?"
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"Could be anyone. Dr. Silvers."
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"so it has to be someone in this room."
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"I don't know. She's pretty mean."
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"Ilsa or Penny?"
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"Exactly."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"What for?"
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"Hello."
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"I don't have a super secret enemies list."
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"I'm not a Bond villain."
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"I'm just a regular guy,"
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"with a regular enemies list."
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"Really? Well, that is something."
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"It's not something that I care about, but it is something."
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"I am."
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"that being on the Professor Proton show"
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"has been a childhood dream of mine."
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"So, if you're ever looking"
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"Yay! Uh..."
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"wouldn't it be nice"
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"to have us both on, to show that"
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"even female scientists can land a man?"
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"I said "sorry.""
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"So, what do you think?"
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"I like it. I can't wait to see who the killer is."
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"Is it that Ilsa girl? She seems pretty mean."
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"But adorably mean,"
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"like a baby lion?"
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"No, regular mean, like a regular lion."
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"And who do you think that is?"
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"But the door is locked,"
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"so it has to be someone in this room."
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"Wow. You are on fire."
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"Oh. Y..."
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"Each one of you had a motive."
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"Who died and made you detective?"
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"I think you're neglecting your own motive,"
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