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Clips from South Park - Grey Dawn (S07E07)

"Oh, God, memorial services are so boring."
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"to be run down in the prime of their lives"
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"and subtle, farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me."
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"All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh,"
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"I think I hit a pothole."
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"Well, let me tell you something, pecker-face."
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"Another death tonight by senior citizen motorists."
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"That's right! They're gonna try to take our licences away."
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"I'm mad, too."
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"I am sick of having my mental condition come into question."
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"They're gonna take our licences away!"
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"Great idea, Marvin."
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"He's not here, honey."
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"Every senior in town will be driving home..."
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"With just 10 seconds to go, the offence makes his move."
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"Oh! And the shot is blocked again!"
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"I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body."
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"Calm down! We cannot understand you!"
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"Come on!"
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"Why are they all out driving at the same time?"
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"They're not gonna stop until we're all dead!"
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"- Dad, I'm scared! - Just keep your voices down!"
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"We'll stay the night in here. We'll stay the whole winter if we have to."
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"Just relax while I find the lights. Here we go."
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"All righty. There we go. Next!"
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"It ain't right what you're doing! I never had an accident in my life."
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"That's right. You shouldn't punish all of us."
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"But how am I supposed to get to the grocery store?"
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"Or the pharmacy to buy medicine?"
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"Well, I'm your dad's dad!"
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"we're safer inside a car with an old person driving than outside."
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"My God, he's right."
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"Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee."
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"Blue Impala, pull your vehicle over!"
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"Oh, God damn it. Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch."
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"Well, fine. I was going to bail you out, but maybe you can just sit here"
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"The largest political group in the country!"
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"not to be confused with a mongoloid, like the actor Nicolas Cage."
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"Stay in your seats, children. I'll be right back."
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"Can I help you folks find something?"
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"- Seniors, we're taking the town over. - The revolution is on!"
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"- What the hell is going on? - Shut your pie hole and get over there!"
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"You are now under the authority of the AARP!"
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"The AARP is gonna help us take this town until we get our licences back!"
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"- That's right! - Yeah!"
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"This is insane, Dad!"
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"The time when you can tell me what to do is over, bucky boy!"
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"Good! Hell, us senior citizens could take over the entire country!"
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"Dad, why is everyone letting the old people do this?"
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"No, son, we like to sleep in."
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"All right, check it out. Kenny did reconnaissance on the town."
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"The old people have blockades here and here."
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"The leaders, along with my grandpa, are most likely in the mayor's office."
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"- Country Kitchen Buffet? - Yeah."
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"We'll start by sneaking into town, cleverly disguised as black people."
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"Meanwhile, Stan and I sneak into the mayor's office,"
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"We say our tearful goodbyes to Kyle, and then we send him inside."
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"Well, right, or we do that."
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"Wipe them out? What are you, senile?"
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"What is this?"
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"It's 6:00 a. m.! Country Kitchen should be open!"
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"Let us in! Let us in!"
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"Control of the town is back to you folks."
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"- Sir, what should we do with this one? - It's up to the townspeople."
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"That's our Grandpa!"
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"we gather in this place to mourn the victims of yesterday's tragedy,"
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"nine good people"
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"who were run over in the street by an elderly woman driver."
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"You insensitive asshole, Cartman. Nine people died."
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"Yeah, but, like, eight of them were hippies."
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"Mostly hippies go to farmer's markets. Mostly."
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"It is sometimes hard, in times like these,"
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"to understand God's way."
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"Why would he allow nine innocent people"
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"by a senior citizen who perhaps shouldn't be driving?"
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"It is then that we must understand"
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"God's sense of humour is very different from our own."
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"No, God needs complex irony"
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"and a tragedy such as this will never happen again."
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"Look out!"
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"Was that a stop sign back there?"
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"Well, Stan, it's a very fragile issue."
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"- But they kill people. - Sometimes, yes,"
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"but senior citizens have to be dealt with very gingerly, Stan."
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"We can't just take their licences away."
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"I'll be God-damned if they think they can take my licence away."
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"- Oh, hi, Dad. - I heard what you said."
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"You wanna take driving privileges away from seniors."
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"I worked 55 years in a steel mill..."
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"- Yes, Dad. ... and I flew Spitfires over Germany"
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"- in World War II. - Yes, I know."
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"And I will be God-damned if the government thinks it can step in"
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"and take away my right to drive."
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"I think old people should have rights, Grandpa. I just don't wanna die."
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"Damn it, Mona, this isn't the fastest way to Country Kitchen Buffet."
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"No, but it's the shortest. Save the most gas that way."
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"You save more gas if you take the highway to Country Kitchen Buffet."
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"Less miles means less gas, you old fool."
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"- There's Country Kitchen right there. - Where?"
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"Back there. You're gonna miss it."
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"- Is this the parking lot? - I think so."
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"Carl Zorn of Pine Junction was killed instantly"
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"when struck by a vehicle driven by Pete and Lydia Melman,"
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"who were trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet."
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"This latest tragedy comes only two days after the accident in Deer Creek,"
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"where three construction workers in a bulldozer were run down"
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"by senior citizen Paul Tobb, who was trying to find Country Kitchen Buffet."
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"Public outcry is forcing the DMV to consider suspending the licences"
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"of all seniors over 70, though no decision has yet to be made."
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"Seniors of South Park,"
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"I don't know about you, but I am mad as hell."
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"I am sick of having my mental condition come into question."
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"- Yeah! - Me, too!"
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"We need to let everyone know we're pissed off,"
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"and we're not gonna take it any more."
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"- That's right, Pete. - That's right."
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"Now, can anybody remember what we're pissed off about?"
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"I remember we're all pissed about something, and"
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"that's why we had this meeting, but I can't for the life of me..."
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"Was it the kids skateboarding on the sidewalks? No."
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