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Clips from South Park - Free Willzyx (S09E09)

"Huhm. Jambu, you wanna talk about rocket ships?"
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"Ja- Jambu? Are you still feelin' lonely here?"
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"Kyle, Kyle. Let it go, man."
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"Dude, he's back, he's back!"
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"Goddamnit, say something!"
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"Please don't call me stupid."
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"Jambu! Jambu, why didn't you speak up before?"
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"I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't talk."
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"It's because I'm very very sick, you see."
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"Sick?"
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"I don't believe it."
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"Yes, because I'm not used to the earth atmosphere."
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"You see, my name is actually Willzyx and I'm from the moon!"
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"The... that's where all orca whales are from."
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"If I don't get back to the moon, I'm going to die."
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"You live on the moon?"
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"I wish I could return and dance in the moon castle with my wife and three children again."
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"Oh my God..."
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"Why don't you just tell the people here at the sea park?"
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"Dude, the boss is coming!"
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"Uh, uh, sorry boys, I can't talk anymore. I'm too sick."
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"Can't. Talk. Any. More."
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"Well okay! Let's do it!"
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"The whale's name is Willzy-x and he told us he's dying on our planet."
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"...A whale. Talked to you."
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"It's true. The whale talked to all of us. In between shows at his orca tank."
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"Hey, that whale talked to me too."
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"After everyone left the show I walked up to the glass and he started talking."
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"Weh-well, why didn't you tell anybody? - Well I thought I was crazy."
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"He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night and beat me up."
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"And he needs our help getting him home."
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"...So it's true."
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"...What do we do?"
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"Stan?"
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"All right. In order to make our plan work."
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"We're going to need the pool from Clyde's back yard, Timmy's wheelchair,"
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"Timmy..."
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"Craig, Token, get the slings ready."
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"We're gonna bust you out of here."
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"Dude, did you see that episode of Trading Spouses last night? That was insane"
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"Yeah, well ha- whoa."
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"What the hell?"
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"How could you not have seen anything? It's a whale, for Christ's sake!"
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"It must have been taken while I was going to the bathroom."
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"Were you in there for three hours?!?"
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"What happened?"
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"Somebody kidnapped Jambu, took him right out of the park."
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"What? How?"
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"Those bastards have done stuff like this before."
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"Sir! Sir, we've found a note!"
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"A note? Let me see that."
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"Long live the zypods!"
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"Harris, run a fingerprint on that note!"
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"We'll find out who was responsible for this!"
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"We have to tell them! We know what those boys look like!"
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"It IS all our fault!"
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"How were we supposed to know that they were gonna actually do it?!"
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"I shouldn't have laughed. All those times we've messed with those kids' heads"
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"I should have just laughed there and laughed."
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"Don't you say that! It was funny!"
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"It was really funny!"
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"We've just... we've just gotta make this right ourselves."
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"How? - We've gotta track down those kids. Before the police do!"
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"We've gotta track down those kids. Before the police do!"
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"Comrades, I'm afraid our situation is dire."
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"The economy is stale and I..."
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"Very soon, Mother Russia... will no longer be a country."
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"Sir! Sir, somebody is on telephone!"
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"Another rich American wants to fly into space!"
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"Hello? Hello, this is Russian President."
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"Hi. My name's Kyle. Uh, I understand that your country flies people into space for money."
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"Yes, we certainly do!"
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"The moon. That is quite large trip, but I'm sure we can do it!"
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"You can? Awesome!"
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"It sounds like we're in business!"
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"We will just need, say, twenty million dollars?"
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"Twenty... million? Are you nuts? We don't have that kind of money."
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"...What?"
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"But you need to understand: we have a whale here that needs to get back to his family on the moon."
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"Goddamnit it is prank call again!"
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"Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!"
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"Twenty million? Just to go to the dumb moon?"
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"That was it? That was you guys' whole plan? Ask the Russians to take the whale to space?"
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"Oh, Jesus, now what are we gonna do?!"
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"All right, look, there's gotta be other Third-World countries with space programs."
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"A beloved performing orca whale has been stolen from the Denver Sea Park."
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"A full investigation is underway"
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"but tracking down the kidnappers is proving to be one WHALE of a problem."
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"Thanks, Tom, I'm here at the Denver Sea Park where"
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"believe it or not, dozens of people have come to show support for whoever took the whale."
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"That's right. We are members of the Animal Liberation Front!"
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"We applaud whoever did this noble deed!"
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"Set the whales free! - Set the whales free!"
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"One thing for certain: something is certainly FISHY here at the Sea Park. Tom?"
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"Thank, Mitch. It seems that this problem is almost unBEARable."
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"Let's hope that whale is found."
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"This is so bad, man. How do we even know this is the right town to look in?"
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"Will you relax? Those kids said they were from South Park."
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"Yeah. - Let's go!"
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"Maybe you should start with the houses on the left, a-and I'll take the-"
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"Wait a minute. Check that out!"
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"Come on!"
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"Oh my good, look!"
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"Whale poo."
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"We're close. We're really close!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Oh... h-hello ma'am. We're just here to examine your pool."
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"Have you noticed any whales in your pool at all?"
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"No, I don't believe so."
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"The fat one in the middle..."
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"kinda looks like Dakota Fanning."
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"We don't know that!"
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"If they've moved on, then we have no leads!"
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"This is fate, Brian! It's fate!"
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"For thinking that screwing with kids was funny!"
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"It WAS funny!! It was funny, Bob!"
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"And it will be funny again, I swear to you!"
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"If those boys took the whale out of here, we would have seen them on the road!"
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"I'm telling you, we're close. It's going to be funny!"
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"Kyle bubbe, we're taking Ike to the new Harry Potter movie. Wanna join us?"
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