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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"your throat burning from the smoke."
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"You still sing so beautifully that it calms the passengers,"
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"so that you and the crew can escape."
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"Pressure..."
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"Is singing the Yemeni national anthem"
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"Kristin Chenoweth's corpse at your feet."
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"Well, there's something weird going on here."
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"You feel that sexual energy too?"
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"I mean, but... it would be wrong to act on it."
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"Well, it's 5:00 somewhere."
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"This is why you don't just choose one option."
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"No, this is why you don't waste 45 minutes"
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"wandering around the "Valentine's marketplace.""
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"Trying to find stuff for tonight."
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"You still have those salt and pepper shakers, don't you?"
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"'Cause I'm not feeling romantic."
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"Valentine's is the worst!"
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"It's even worse than earth day."
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"This could have been special."
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"I had stuff planned."
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"You wrote half a song, and thought you'd "wing it,""
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"like you do with everything."
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"I mean, if you'd had a plan"
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"we wouldn't even be in this hellhole."
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"Good, go wide with it. Go."
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"Well, how's your super-planned life going, Liz?"
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"You're 40-something..."
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"You have no kids."
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"And you're attacking the only good thing in your life"
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"This isn't about the table."
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"This is about you never following through on anything,"
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"ever."
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"it's why you still aren't done filling out your 2010 census."
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"Well what race am I supposed to check?"
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"Ikea tested us, we failed."
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"Thank you."
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"I think your break is over, Ms. Wassername."
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"Did I make a mistake, Kenneth?"
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"Tracy Jordan threw milk at you,"
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"and you didn't even thank him?"
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"I mean, look at foxy knoxy."
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"or a line of children's handbags,"
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"You don't think I have dreams?"
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"I'd like for you to make a delivery for me."
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"has been handed down, page to page,"
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"for over 70 years."
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"I have supported the Baltimore Philharmonic for years."
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"These days, it's just a boom box and a guy in a crab costume."
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"He gets shot out of a Cannon at Ravens Games."
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"The city may not be thriving."
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"Well, it's not just Baltimore."
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"We live in a benighted age."
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"was Schubert's final sonata in a commercial."
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"Coming through."
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"Do a sit-up!"
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"I really underestimated you, Jack."
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"Maybe we shouldn't talk at all."
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"How do you think our boys are doing in there?"
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"I guess it's been a pretty rough week."
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"Yesterday, I ate all the cheese out of the mouse traps."
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"Now, who'd like to continue this magic over drinks?"
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"A Cosmo's five points?"
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"All right."
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"But you think my hair's messed up?"
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"No, I..."
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"You're gonna tell me about black lady hair,"
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"you "Louie Anderson" little bitch?"
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"Hi."
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"Um..."
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"I have an Uncle who uses my discount here all the time."
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"I think I know what your problem is."
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"that happens to athletes."
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"They get in their heads,"
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"and stop being able to do stuff"
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"they've done a million times."
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"I know you don't think it's mental, but it is."
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"And, I get it."
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"- It's scary to admit... - How would you know?"
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"Because it happened to me!"
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"Look, tonight is huge for you, and for me."
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"If this goes well, it could get us both out"
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"Because you and me?"
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"Fine, it's mental."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"Okay, we don't have a lot of time."
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"we fixed it?"
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"Happy Valentine's to the two lovers."
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"Come into my restaurant for the romance."
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"Oh, no, no, no, we're not together."
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"You are perfect together."
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"You are like pasta, and a mouth."
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"is the butt of the human ass."
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"Valentine's, she is a celebration"
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"and have the most romantic notte of your lives."
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"We have a unisex bathroom,"
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"I have to go check on Liddy."
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"I have to go walk around the park."
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"Darn it, what am I doing wrong?"
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"The Ikea parking lot."
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"If you can't close the deal here,"
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"you know how many women me and Lamar Odom's dad picked up here?"
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"There's your low-hanging fruit."
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"We can teach you no more."
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"Fly, Lutz, fly."
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"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"
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"Lutz?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, my God, Lutz just hit on Liz."
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"Hang on, were you hitting on me?"
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"Every time I get a good thing going,"
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"And Dollhouse penis syndrome."
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, I mean..."
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"Also I menstruate a lot."
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"Oh, God, does this mean I have to change?"
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"Oh, I have to go back and be the bigger person?"
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"What if Criss already left and I have to go find him?"
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"It's so cold."
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"Oh, realizations are the worst."
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"Excuse me, are you Jenna Maroney?"
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