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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"is to hang out with actresses."
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"Actresses?"
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"Back in the day, used to work as a stock boy"
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"in a chic uptown department store,"
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"called "Ray-Ray's discount clothes bucket.""
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"and switch the tags."
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"I'd take a size six and put a size twelve sticker on it."
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"and come out of the dressing room like,"
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""I've gotten bigger. Why do I even bother dieting?""
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"And I'm all like,"
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"You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is weight watchers."
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"I did "watchers" to stay pageant-fit,"
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""Weight watchers," got it."
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"And if worse comes to worse,"
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"Check this out."
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"Aah!"
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"Whatever."
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"Jeremy says she's a tease anyway."
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"Silence, prisoner."
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"Ah, there you are."
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"Buying stuff for tonight,"
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"to make it awesome."
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"Look, salt and pepper shakers."
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"You put them together, it makes a heart."
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"Take them apart, two red sperms."
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"I can get things."
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"Not if you're not paying for them."
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"Heh!"
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"Let's go get that table, buddy."
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"Ikea."
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"First things first."
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"but I am not a vampire."
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"I'm just a night owl with a terrible garlic allergy."
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"So, this is regarding that boy"
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"No, we're here about my wife."
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"My daughter, Avery Jessup, she's in North Korea."
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"Yes, I would like to speak to Kim Jong-Un, immediately."
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"That is unacceptable."
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"The operator wouldn't let me dial long-distance."
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"So, thank you both for coming."
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, I'm so sorry."
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"Well that is just the beginning, you...penis!"
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"This isn't some idiotic civil war"
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"in some country without oil."
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"This is my favorite daughter."
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"And she is a beautiful white American."
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"So why the fudge isn't"
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"everyone fudging freaking the fudge out!"
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"You are a penis!"
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"I'm going to call security."
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"Vampire push."
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"Did you just threaten her?"
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"I want you to apologize to this woman, right now."
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"I can see to it that Transylvania"
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"No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London."
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"Okay. Now admit the U.N. is useless."
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"It is. Half the building is a laser tag arena."
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"Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around."
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"Oh, it's the worst."
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"Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money"
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"for pizza, and then he eats, like, three slices."
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"Oh, you disgust me."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"at Monica and Chandler's wedding,"
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"Rachel's the one who is pregnant."
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"ahead of you first, and then you walk?"
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"I found it."
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"Nice."
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"I don't know if I'm feeling it, you know?"
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"What about this idea?"
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"I looked at colors, we came here."
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"And I think something a little more fun"
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"Mm."
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"What? No, no, we are not doing this."
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"We are not letting this table"
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"be a metaphor for our relationship."
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"I'm just not sure my chair wants to be with this table."
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"Why, because deep down your chair"
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"Wow, I think the table"
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"Well, it's just the table thinks the chair"
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"Almost there, teammate."
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"Seriously? "Zoo York.""
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"Okay, everybody, sound check for Ms. Maroney."
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"No, I don't want a live band."
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"Pete, I have made love to Alfonso,"
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"he can't keep rhythm, get him out of here."
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"And playback."
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"but that was unacceptable."
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"No, you were wonderful."
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"The way your eyes went dead, just like Avery's."
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"I didn't know you had that in you."
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"There are a lot of things you don't know about me, Jack."
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"How could I have ever said"
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"that you're not your daughter's mother."
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"The way you broke that man down"
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"You are young."
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"My eyes, like two pools of ice water."
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"Yes."
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"I love baseball. Abner Doubleday."
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"Aaaa!"
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"You know, it's funny."
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"If those teeth were in your vagina,"
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"you'd be considered a monster."
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"Well, Jenna, there's nothing physically wrong with you."
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"Why can't I sing?"
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"Well, it must be psychosomatic."
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"Don't worry, that's just a fancy doctor word"
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"for "your brain is broken.""
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"that deals with the brain."
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"You don't understand."
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"This is how I make my living."
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"Like me and my cell phone bedazzling."
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"I have to be able to sing."
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"There is a lot riding on this performance."
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"Pressure is trying to pass for four"
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"when you just turned seven,"
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"You're crammed into the same five-inch heels"
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"mom can't fix the hole in the gator fence,"
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"that catches on fire,"
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