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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"Look, I don't want to go."
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"But we need a table."
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"Oh, honey, that sucks."
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"Where are you going?"
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"And what race were those mannequins,"
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"because their skin was gray."
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"Oh, yes, I dropped my bags off and shook hands with the baby,"
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"but I wanted to come talk to you about Avery's situation."
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"You know that she was kidnapped"
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"by the north Korean secret police."
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"with some charming Asian ceramics."
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"Your husband has been dead for 15 years."
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"She's foaling in the spring."
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"Diana, I know the Jessups don't like"
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"to talk about unpleasant matters."
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"Well, that is what I wanted to discuss."
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"It has been months, and I feel like nothing has happened."
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"Diana,"
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"extracting an American from North Korea is a, uh..."
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"Is a lot more difficult than organizing"
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"a round-Robin paddle tennis tournament."
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"What about organizing"
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"three round-Robin paddle tennis tournaments?"
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"I heard that one of them was a disaster."
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"Oh, she's trying to destroy me."
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"This situation has become embarrassing."
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"One of Frederick's old Washington friends"
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"Charlize Theron..."
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"Boomerang my Sheila back"
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"The U.N. is a useless organization,"
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"with a ridiculous army."
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"Robin's egg blue helmets?"
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"Great camouflage,"
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"Jack, perhaps you're not having success"
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"because of that attitude."
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"First of all, why do you want flies?"
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"Strewth, what a bull-dingered"
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"Oh, and Jack?"
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"I speak Australian."
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"Wow, let ferry ride,"
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"into the Central Park boat pond."
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"Criss, I need to ask you something."
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"Have you ever been to an Ikea?"
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"You know what? I like myself."
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"I have good taste in drapes."
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"I wish I'd died on Iwo Jima and never met you."
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"What was that?"
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"Come on, this is gonna be fun."
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"I swear to God, I will stab you!"
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"Dude, what was that?"
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"I just don't want to be alone today."
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"In 48 years, I haven't had one good Valentine's."
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"Man, if I weren't with Lynn now"
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"we could team up."
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"Valentine's Day is the perfect time"
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"to meet vulnerable women."
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"We look like Far side drawings."
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"at a Celtic woman concert... And we strike."
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"Another good place is the beauty salon,"
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"where white girls try to do black hair."
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"Sisters come out crying, feeling all bad about themselves,"
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"and we walk up on them all,"
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""Hey, baby, what's wrong?""
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"You're married, I actually have a girlfriend,"
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"all our dirtbag knowledge is going to go to waste."
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"No, it's not."
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"Did you book a female hair-person for me tonight?"
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"Who's Karen?"
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"I need someone named Trentence, or Orbino."
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"Get in the game, Pete. Your star is freaking out."
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"What are you freaking out about?"
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"You sing live all the time."
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"This is different."
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"It's not some rinky-dink late night show"
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"It's the largest audience I've ever performed for."
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"And after spending all season ripping cute kids new ones,"
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"everyone wants me to fail."
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"Tomorrow night on America's kidz got singing,"
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"Come on, guys, a little effort."
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"Jenna Maroney's singing live,"
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"and all of America is just waiting for that"
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"Nice bleeping. Sorry about earlier."
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"Listen up, if tonight isn't a huge "jiumph,""
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"which is short for "Jenna triumph,""
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"it's on you."
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"And like all celebrities,"
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"I'm very good at shifting the blame."
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"I attacked Nancy Kerrigan."
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"- Did you get my message? - Yes, your excellency."
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"And I also wish you,"
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"He said it'll be another hour."
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"The assistant attache has a few minutes around 14:30."
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"14:30? You do know that this office is in America, right?"
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"Do you see a 14 on my watch?"
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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"New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo."
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"You just make everything worse."
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"No wonder you haven't accomplished anything."
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"She used to call the cable company and dispute our bill,"
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"I have organized several dog and pony shows,"
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"and I'm offended by what you're implying."
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"which can be hard,"
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"I have an idea. Maybe, we just don't talk at all."
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"Maybe we sit quietly and read our, uh,"
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"is always escaping and biting everyone."
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"Like owner, like lizard."
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"That's why Mr. Jordan got him a GPS collar."
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"Maybe you're reading it wrong?"
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"Three feet, two feet,"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God, my face."
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"He's mating with my mouth."
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"Here's a good one."
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"Go to a strip club on Father's Day,"
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"and shout things like,"
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""I'm proud of you!""
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"Classic."
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"Where's Pete?"
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"I just dyed my gums because I want them to pop on camera."
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"But now they're burning."
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