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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"from those progressive insurance commercials,"
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"You'll never work again."
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"But I have five kids."
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"30 seconds."
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"I need to hurt her,"
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"♪ we'll build the dreams we treasure ♪"
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"Jack, this is..."
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"We're in mixed company,"
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"So am I."
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"frustrated in all kinds of ways."
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"to hold someone's hand."
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"But you deserve better than Herb."
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"But what I deserve, I shouldn't have."
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"So, what are we going to do about it?"
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"Give it to him, Frank. Give it to him, we're friends."
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"♪ ooh"
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"Aah!"
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"We're wearing the exact same lipstick."
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"Happy Valentine's Day to us all."
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"Liz, there's someone in the apartment."
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"♪ I wrote this song to wish you ♪"
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"♪ a happy Valentine's Day"
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"♪ and the chorus goes here"
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"♪ yeah this is where the chorus goes ♪"
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"Criss, I..."
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"♪ I didn't have time to write it ♪"
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"I really don't care about Valentine's."
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"Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?"
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"The 1920 founding of the league of women voters"
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"in Chicago, Illinois."
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"on the 13th, but they all got lost, so..."
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"But Valentine's Day is fun, Liz."
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"I wrote you a song,"
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"I found you an awesome clip on Youtube."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"I'm hanging out with my friend, John."
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"And it starts right now."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What else do you have planned?"
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"I don't know."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"It's New York, on Valentine's."
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"No, it's too late."
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"Happy "league of women voters day.""
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"Mashed potatoes in a Martini glass,"
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"as racist."
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"We're gonna use real silverware."
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"We're gonna light some candles."
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"You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome."
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"I am 0 for 40 on Valentine's Day."
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"I will waste you!"
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"Bon Jovi."
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"you know, my mom did just die."
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"If this is going to be "unterrible""
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"for the first time ever,"
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"I'm not eating off a coffee table."
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"We'll get a real table."
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"That leaves us only one option."
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"We, as a couple,"
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"are going to Ikea."
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"Were you playing golf?"
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"In Avery's absence, I have extra time each day to, uh,"
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"Are we talking about something gross?"
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"Why don't you just come out and say"
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"you haven't had"
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"and I've never "mommy-daddy sheet monstered" myself."
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"Anyway, sorry you're alone."
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"I certainly know what it's like"
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"to have a crummy Valentine's Day."
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"my mother-in-law has decided to visit."
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"Oh, no. I've never had a mother-in-law,"
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"but I have seen Everybody loves Raymond."
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""Debra, where's the figurine I gave you?"
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""Ma!""
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"The Jessups are very white and very proper."
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"The first Jessup moved to this country in 1760"
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"But, my lord, I gave you these dueling pistols last yuletide."
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"It's been difficult to get Diana to acknowledge"
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"the reality of what's happened to her daughter."
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"What is she, an Egyptian crocodile?"
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"'Cause she is in "denial.""
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"It felt like we were just getting started."
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""Ma!""
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"it's also about love."
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"Okay, so, how appropriate that on Valentine's,"
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"This is kind of the nerve center of TGS..., the page desk."
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"I've had a desk before."
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"I managed a haunted house upstate."
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"the haunted house industry is a real boys' club."
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"Sure, it's hard,"
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"Well, I wouldn't know anything"
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"about being too old for something."
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"Yeah."
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"It's so great to have a woman page here..."
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"Swallow."
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"Now, let me know if all your pubic hair falls out."
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"Oh, no, that's what it's supposed to do."
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"I want to make sure it doesn't cause seizures."
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"Sorry to crash this sausage party..."
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"But I have an emergency."
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"Sebastian, the producer of America's kidz got singing,"
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"Oh, my God, that's terrible."
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"Terrible for me."
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"So I need to borrow Pete."
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"On Valentine's Day?"
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"No, Pete's got to go home to his wife."
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"so she's just going out to dinner"
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"with her tennis instructor, mark."
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"Perfect. Sound check's at 1:00."
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"I'm having Sebastian's lucky earring sent from the morgue."
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"Wear it."
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"Sure."
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"Good idea."
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"No, we're not going to fight."
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"We're getting one thing."
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"I have a plan..."
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"Ikea's where I used to go pick up"
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"newly-single vulnerable chicks."
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"I've gotten women there two, three points hotter than me."
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"So, you know...fours."
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