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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"♪ Someone who thinks you're special ♪"
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"♪ in every single way"
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"♪ but the chorus goes here"
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"They were supposed to meet"
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"Fox 5 morning news starts... Look over there."
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"And that's just the beginning."
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"All right, Chros, all right."
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"How about dinner at some place amazing?"
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"We'll play the soundtrack to Major League."
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"All in the comfort of our own living room."
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"Look, Criss, you need to know what you're up against here."
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"Will you be my Valentine?"
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"Japanese diners have used traditional tatami mats..."
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"Whoa, okay, no, no, no."
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"It's freezing out."
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"Yes, I was."
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"how do I put this?"
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"Release some energy."
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"My animus has become pent up."
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"Never? Not even during the Love Boat reunion?"
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"We're not going to chili's until I hit one."
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"Go tell the guy the machine's not fast enough."
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"Not only is my wife 12,000 miles away,"
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"to avoid an embarrassing regifting incident."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me."
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"I've had two coffees."
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"Oh, and here we are on six. For the first..."
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"as a celebration of the burning of a catholic loudmouth, but"
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"And escort prices going way up."
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"This job, and everyone here."
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"But, as you know,"
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"changing careers at my age."
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"But here I am, in New York, living at a 24 hour fitness,"
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"just ready to be inspired."
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"Hazel, right?"
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"To test unapproved Japanese medications on."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"OD'd last night in Guy Fieri's apartment."
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"Oh, my God, that's terrible."
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"Tonight's our first live show, I'm singing,"
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"So you're not spending tonight with Paul?"
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"No, Paul's been performing on"
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"a transvestite cruise for the last month."
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"Billy Ocean is furious, and very litigious."
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"But he's powerless as long as they stay in international waters."
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"Since you asked, Criss and I are going to Ikea."
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"For the hate-sex after your fight?"
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"And if Criss thinks he's the guy to get Liz Lemon on board"
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"with "Saint lame-entine's nay"..."
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"Especially this early in a relationship."
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"It's like when Mickey Rourke tested his catapult on me."
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"We'll take a pube count, but it doesn't feel worth it."
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"And I should not have walked past that sporting goods store"
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"where the mannequins have nipples."
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"They were like faceless sex aliens."
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"Diana, you're here, I thought you'd be at the house."
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"According to your Christmas letter,"
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"Avery is in Asia on business."
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"Don't be vulgar."
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"As we said in the letter, she'll be back soon"
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"I'm sorry, but who is this "we" you keep referring to?"
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"Wonderful news. You know our pacing horse, squanto?"
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"But sometimes I feel like"
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"I'm the only person trying to get Avery back."
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"Oh."
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"Who told you that?"
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"Bebe Butler?"
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"has some connections with the Transylvanian consulate"
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"at the united nations."
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"I made an appointment for both of us."
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"Let me stop you right there."
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"I've been to the U.N. repeatedly."
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"Kim Jong-Il vuvuzela"
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"if you're invading an easter egg hunt."
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"Our appointment is at 11:00."
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"Valentine's Day."
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"was the first time when we've ever been on a boat together."
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"Unless you count that time when the goose chased you"
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"Do you know what we're walking into?"
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"Not us."
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"We are a good team, and we have a plan."
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"and then get out."
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"I just got my period."
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"I'm going back to those cute bowls."
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"So tense."
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"Just like my mom's back."
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"It's scumbag Christmas!"
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"Look, guys like us have to pick low-hanging fruit."
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"Cat shelters, blood banks, the ice cream stand"
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"Lutz, prepare for the adventure of a lifetime."
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"Then after we watch Fievel goes west,"
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"we're gonna get you some action."
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"To get over and over and over again with a."
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"a "bear-y" happy Valentine's Day."
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"That's cute."
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"And what insolvent country do you come from?"
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"Will you please stop being so hostile?"
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"You know what? Avery loved a good fight."
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"just for the sport of it."
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"She wouldn't stand for this dog and pony show."
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"or, more often, flaccid."
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"Oh, man."
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"Now it's easier to find..."
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"Huh, well that can't be."
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"it says he's right on top of us."
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"He likes you!"
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"Another way to meet damaged women"
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"Where? How young are they?"
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"I would go to the swimsuit section"
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"And then some thick girl would try to squeeze into it,"
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""Hey, baby, what's wrong?""
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"but it was too much math for a six-year-old."
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"Thank God I found cigarettes."
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"make the lady feel vulnerable."
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"Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
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"Oh, what is wrong with you people?"
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"We're not getting that."
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"Ah, yes, the Jessup case."
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"I understand."
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"Oh, does that hurt?"
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