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Clips from The Simpsons - The Boys of Bummer (S18E18)

"since Mickey Mantle for Maypo!"
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"I'll take five mattresses."
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"I don't work here."
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"You do now, son!"
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"You're hired!"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"All this fuss for a baseball game?"
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"Why don't thousands come to watch a teacher inspire a child?"
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"But it did happen."
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"Just yesterday,in Crazytown!"
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"So, in the amber gloaming of this September afternoon,"
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"Luigi's, they deliver on flavor,but not to your house!"
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"Damas y caballeros,"
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"if the Isotots win, please do not fire your guns in the air."
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"The bullets will come down!"
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"And kill my sister."
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"A lazy pop fly to star shortstop Bart Simpson."
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"Now for the defining moment of my life."
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"Huh?"
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"And he kicks it!"
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"And he kicks it again! And again!"
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"It's like watching a monkey"
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"The Isotots lose the pennant!"
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"Bart, you choked!"
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"Knock it off!"
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"He's just a kid!"
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"Aw, hey that's the guy what created him!"
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"If Homer had used some protection,"
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"we'd all be poopin' roses on easy street!"
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"Hey, get off my case!"
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"Quick, Bart,Bart, get in!"
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"Don't mention it, son."
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"He's back!"
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"Go nuts, everyone!"
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"Hide the sports section!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Good morning, sweetie."
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"There's nothing you can say."
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"After that game,my life is over."
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"Was there even a baseball game yesterday ?"
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"Marge, we were just talking about it a few seconds ago."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Let's see where that goes."
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"Let me tell you about a land where it"
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"rains beer and hails pretzels"
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"and you can play swim-up blackjack with Abraham Lincoln."
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"It's the land of sleep."
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"Yes, I need to be able to sleep through my wife's nagging"
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"and my eight horrible babies"
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"and the anguished howls of my ancestors."
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"Try this."
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"Oh. Ooh."
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"Oh, I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses."
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"Homer, we have a friend--"
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"actually a friend of a friend..."
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"Sex problem, eh?!"
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"Homer, please."
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"They can hear you in Fine China."
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"Relax. I'm a licensed mattress professional,"
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"if there were such a thing,"
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"and I've got the answer to your problems:"
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"The Snugulux by Matrimonium."
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"Ooh, sold."
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"And remember:"
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"your most intimate secrets are safe with me."
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"Okay, who else is dead in bed?"
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"You're listening to KBBL,"
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"your official"Bart Simpson sucks" station."
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"Oh-ho, and here comes another "Bash Bart Block,""
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"Bart stinks"
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"Yeah, yeah"
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"Bart stinks"
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"Bart stinks"
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"Yeah, yeah"
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"Bart, come with me."
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"I'll take you to someone who will make you feel better."
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"Is it my rabbit Cottontail ?"
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"The one who went to live upstate ?"
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"Dad buried him in the backyard."
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"But not in that order."
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"Bart, meet Joe LaBoot."
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"LaBoot, LaBoot."
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"Sounds familiar."
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"You probably remember me from 1943 World Series."
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"Tommy Heinrich of the Yankees hit a ball in my direction."
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"We lost the game and the series."
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"But I bounced back."
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"Got my own car dealership."
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"I have 17 grandchildren and a big home in Idaho."
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"It's a great life !"
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"Yeah, in Idaho."
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"And at these card shows,the fans let me know"
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"No, I don't! Google my stats!"
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"Feel better now, Bart?"
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""Bart?!" Are you Bart Simpson?"
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"The kid who dropped that easy fly ball?!"
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"You stink like a Dutchman's throw-up."
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"Talking to you was the biggest error of my life !"
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"The Lovejoys ?!"
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"If this is about me drinking that holy water, let me tell you,"
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"I had had like a million Doritos."
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"You know, the ones with the flame on the bag?"
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"Oh-ho, that bag ain't lyin'!"
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"- We're here about the mattress. - What's wrong with it?"
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"We tried raising Cain, but we weren't able."
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"Oh, I think I know what you're doing wrong."
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"Have you tried..."
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"I know the mechanics of lovemaking, Homer!"
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"You owe us a refund!"
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"I'll write you a check."
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"Memo: Bite my ass.""
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"Wha...?!"
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"Homer, I'm not a man who believes in miracles,"
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"but this bed of yours could resurrect our sex life."
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"If you let us have your mattress, we'll give you ours."
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"On one condition: you do the shlepping."
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"Well, I'll have to check with my wife."
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"Move over just a..."
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"- Ow, well, maybe if you g.. - No, wrong,wrong, wrong !"
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"Yeah, something has changed, but I can't figure out what."
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