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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Googles the Internet! (S03E03)

"and then when I'm president of America,"
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"And that's how I'm gonna beat the Internet."
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"-Good night, everybody! -Good night!"
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"Ms. Schmidt, a word?"
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"May I rely on your attendance?"
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"I'd love to."
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"and I simply had to invite the new arrival"
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"So..."
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"I actually haven't seen that movie."
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"Maybe we can watch it together sometime."
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"Oh, sure."
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"--But a lady's gotta choose--"
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"Is everything okay?"
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"If Russ needs any organs,"
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"I'll gladly donate Kimmy's."
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"As you know,"
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"It's a lot to take in."
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"For realsies?"
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"--Uh, mes putains?"
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"Dinner is served!"
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"but, Titus,"
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"He named his baby Linda."
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"and says stuff like, "Mondays...""
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"She works in human resources."
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"- They only do it to mimic people. - Fascinating."
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"Uh, dinner is vegan, of course."
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"And achieving lesbian bed death."
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"Tamara here is a poet"
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"You do?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, so now you feel bad for me,"
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"No, that's the anger talking."
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"It's gonna be incredible, and everyone knows it."
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"Xan, have you ever googled me?"
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"H..."
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"I was just admiring baby... Linda."
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"The dance move?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"then she can't find her keys,"
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"like when Jamie Kennedy proposed to me?"
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"What do you expect?"
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"You know it's about Linda,"
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"Which one?"
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"I actually changed my name to Linda"
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"or a museum called The Frick"
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"Just like Reuben is forcing his baby to be a Linda"
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"Uh, fruits and vegetables."
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"Hey, if I hook you guys up,"
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"the old messed-up me is still stuck in the Net."
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"Yeah, that's a mistake."
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"Humiliating."
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"So lookit, what if you didn't have to put in all that effort, okay?"
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"To quote Elsa, "Let it go!""
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"if you weren't in Bumbledick, New Jersey,"
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"Plato, Aristotle."
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"These are the first street philosophers."
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"Rhyme time!"
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"and I'm in the middle of a big bike race."
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"No, honestly, I don't blame you."
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"without murdering Mimi Kanassis,"
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"Oh!"
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"My name is in the title."
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"It pushed down my debate championship."
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"I host regular soirées for the students,"
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"Oh, heavens."
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"Which one of these scrunchies says,"
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"Look, I've been through some stuff."
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"Your baby's name is..."
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"I let a dog in here."
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"I need water!"
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"I'll do whatever it takes."
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"and there are a ton of complaints about your piercings on Yelp."
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"or "Man Hands"?"
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"What are you? Irish?"
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"Why are you still onstage?"
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"Well, you're not perfect either,"
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"Come on."
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"Wait."
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"especially the New Jersey part."
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"You know I am. Stop it, girl."
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"-Look at us! We're crushing it! -I want my wigs back, jerks!"
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"I told them to draw an X on the front."
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"I'm having a dinner party ce soir."
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"Perfect. I don't want you to talk either."
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"What?"
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"I mean..."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, I wasn't expecting this meeting to happen till tonight,"
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"Did they flip him over and forget which side is up?"
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"I got to get on with my life like an adult,"
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"Yeah, that takes some getting used to."
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"and now you're gonna flip out because a baby has a totally normal name?"
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"What?"
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"Also, he is extremely poor."
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"God, there's so many bugs in here."
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"Um..."
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"Not today, Internet."
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"Hi, Dr. Bayden."
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"Well, pick up the cat and put on flip-flops,"
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"And you're the white guy, Kyle Copner."
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"Nobody else will."
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"Yes."
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"stack his kidneys so that the horse pancreas would fit,"
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"What if a rat lived in there and it had babies in a wig?"
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"The only Linda I know is my aunt's friend."
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"He's doing good."
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"I could leave them with."
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"Ugh, Kimmy, with you,"
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"Be honest. I can take it."
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"That is correct."
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"Jacqueline, Jacqueline, Jacqueline, Jacqueline!"
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"but it is the kind of thing"
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"and, I guess, everybody."
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"Damn."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, what'd you do, google yourself?"
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