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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Googles the Internet! (S03E03)

"Well, it wasn't very nice of me."
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"Nothing that we ever need to get into--"
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"No, look. Seriously, it's fine. We're good."
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"Look, I'm actually kind of glad you're here."
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"I've never been to a fancy dinner before."
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"I tried to tie a real bow tie, but this is just a baby's headband."
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"Yeah, and all these people look so smart."
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"like "chloresterol.""
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"Leonora?"
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"You must be Kimmy. Oh!"
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"Dianne Delamonte-Shapiro."
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"Welcome to our home."
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"All the art is meant to be touched."
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"If you are allergic to any of the vegetables"
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"mentioned in Shakespeare, you will find"
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"nothing to your liking."
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"Lookit, you want to stick through this together?"
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"Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"Just picking up a new robe from the church office."
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"I'd like to introduce you to Linda."
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"Oh, who's Linda? Your mom's friend?"
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"A-- A woman you bought a funky lamp from on craigslist?"
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"No."
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"for an adult woman who works in human resources"
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"Okay, first of all, how did you find me?"
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"so I know if you're going to the toy store without me."
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"Oh..."
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"Is this the guy whose mouth is softer than your kissing potato?"
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"What? Perry, that's not a thing."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Kimmy, focus."
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"We're talking about a baby named Linda."
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"I'm supposed to be at Reuben's before this sweats off"
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"and he finds out I can't afford a watch."
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"Titus, are you serious?"
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"I don't know."
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"It's a little weird for a baby."
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"Thank you."
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"Perry's the only one who's ever supported me."
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"Are you sure you're not just freaking out about the baby"
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"Like you did with "Close Talker""
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"I like a dainty hand, Kimmy."
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"Thanks, man."
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"I'm gonna see how it goes tonight with Reuben and..."
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"Linda."
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"Did you know that Nabokov's native language was Russian"
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"but he could be a creep in English and French as well?"
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"Someone else be interesting."
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"Uh, well..."
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"I recently read a really interesting quote"
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"- on the side of some government butter. - Ah!"
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"Cats don't meow around other cats."
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"I learned that from a pop-up book that I did not end up purchasing."
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"Well, I just checked on the chicken."
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"The chicken is a rescue we're raising as a child."
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"This is fun."
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"I feel like I'm wearing glasses."
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"You know,"
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"Dianne and I have had a lot more time on our hands"
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"over these past few years, what with making tenure..."
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"Hence, these dinners have become"
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"increasingly special to us."
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"and arsonist."
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"Also, I'm trans-ghost."
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"Edmund works in the Columbia robotics lab."
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"He made a robot that's racist."
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"But why?"
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"I wonder why I'm here."
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"I guess I have made a name for myself"
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"skipping everywhere on campus."
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"Ooh, and Perry here"
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"is the most promising student in my seminar."
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"I was so impressed by a recent paper of his,"
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"I asked him to present it in my intro philosophy class tomorrow."
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"I didn't realize I was in the company of a presentation-giver."
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"Uh, it's about the Phaedo,"
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"Some people don't realize that many of those ancient texts"
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"were meant to be read aloud."
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"Ha! Idiots."
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"So I'm bringing them"
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"Whoa."
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""Uh, oh, my, rapping has no place in the classroom."
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"We only learn from books and scrolls and-- Wait, what?""
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"You two remind me of me and Dianne when we were your age."
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"Cynthia Nixon."
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"We were very upset she was holding up contract negotiations"
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"Ooh, and Kimmy is here, of course, because she..."
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"I'm the Skipster."
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"...is a Mole Woman."
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"Wait, how did you know that I'm a-- that I was a Mole Woman?"
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"Oh, well, Dianne and I google all of our students."
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"In the hopes of finding"
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"Can you believe this tuna tartare"
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"is made entirely of cashews?"
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"Mmm. Isn't it fishy?"
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"We wanted to discuss your experiences"
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"Please excuse me."
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"Uh..."
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"That's a shame."
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"Kimmy, hold up."
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"How could they do that?"
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"They googled me, like I'm some kind of unlikely animal friendship."
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"Look, it's just something people do."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Everybody does it."
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""google" is just "go ogle" without the space?"
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"Sure, it's kind of a moral gray area, but--"
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"No, some things are pretty black-and-white."
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"Uh, newspapers."
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"A penguin before it goes in a blender."
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"Rainbows if you're a dog."
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"And snooping on people's secrets."
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"Carry on."
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"like I'm that Muppet on Sesame Street whose dad is in jail."
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"Is that why you were so nice about the garbage can?"
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"I-- Well, I mean,"
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"maybe that had something to do with it, but..."
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"They're allowed to stay up late."
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"They're not chickens."
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"And by the way, I think your idea to rap philosophy is stupid."
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