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Clips from Family Guy - Episode VI: It's a Trap (S09E09)

"Or I will stab you with my very sharp spear."
Family Guy
"Look, put that down. I'm not going to hurt you."
Family Guy
"You are my enemy, and I want you off my planet."
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"- Want a piece of cracker? - I will do anything you say!"
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"By the way, I think you're about to start your period."
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"Hey, good news. The Death Star T-shirts finally arrived."
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"Oh! Sweet!"
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"Oh, come on."
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""Death Stab"?"
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"Why don't you fire that girl?"
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"I thought I told you to wait on the command ship."
Family Guy
"Yes, well, the thing is, a small rebel force has landed on the forest moon,"
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"- Kurt? - No, Luke."
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"- That wasn't my son. - What do you mean?"
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"I mean, he was younger, but he wasn't that much younger."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's not... Just a dude, you know?"
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"and go to the movies, crash into real hard in the hallway."
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"You know, just guy stuff. You know, just a bro, you know?"
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"Honestly, Darth, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about."
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"- will be his undoing. - Got it. On my way."
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"- No more of this Kurt shit. - Yeah."
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"Han, come over here."
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"I found this."
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"Wait a second, guys. I got an idea."
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"Whoa! What the hell are these? Hamsters?"
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"Gold Guy. Gold Guy. Gold Guy."
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"- What are they doing? - I'm not sure."
Family Guy
"They seem to think I'm some sort of god."
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"♪ All the small things... ♪"
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"That's Blink-182."
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"Everybody did."
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"Tell them if they don't let us go, you'll become angry and use your magic."
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"Is this your card?"
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"Who braided your hair?"
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"So, they use spears with wooden shafts and stone-carved tips,"
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"yet they clearly understand the finer points of cosmetology?"
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"...born and raised..."
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"...trouble... neighborhood..."
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"...one little fight..."
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"...scared..."
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"Leia, I've got something kind of messed up to tell you."
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"You're my sister."
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"- Somehow, I've always known. - You have?"
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"I'm from Alderaan. It's kind of the Mississippi of the galaxy."
Family Guy
"Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Darth Twitty."
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"♪ He put his arms around her shoulder ♪"
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"♪ and with a voice that sounded older ♪"
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"Imperial shuttle requesting permission"
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"But I got you a new baseball."
Family Guy
"Good. Our first catch of the day."
Family Guy
"Now listen, since your mom's out of town and I have you for the weekend,"
Family Guy
"Hang out with me on the lighter side of the Force."
Family Guy
"That's something."
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"No, Friday is taco night."
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"- But today is Friday! - Yep!"
Family Guy
"Gotcha! Oh, my God, we're going to have so much fun."
Family Guy
"and then begin setting up the Ewok reassignment camps."
Family Guy
"I hate that stupid fish man."
Family Guy
"I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet."
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"- Hey! - Gotcha!"
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"Okay, you got me."
Family Guy
"Hey, wait, you got something there."
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"Oh, my God! I can't believe I fell for that."
Family Guy
"I know. Now, excuse me, I have to make out with my girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Hey, take your helmet off. I'll do "got your nose.""
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's why we wear these big helmets. It's a lot more intimidating."
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"Hey, hey! Look who I brought!"
Family Guy
"I thought you should know, young Skywalker,"
Family Guy
"that your friends are walking into a trap."
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"Oh!"
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"when your friends arrive."
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"Han, that's kind of dark."
Family Guy
"Now get outside!"
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"- I have a family! - Faster!"
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"I just do data entry!"
Family Guy
"- All right. You, kill him. - What?"
Family Guy
"Kill him. Take this knife and stab him in the mouth."
Family Guy
"Shut up! And after he's dead, cut off his face and wear it as your face."
Family Guy
"- Please! - I've had it up to here with Ewoks."
Family Guy
"And then go home to his family still wearing his face,"
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"You rebel scum."
Family Guy
"Wow. What a voice! Do you mind reading this for me?"
Family Guy
""Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Pee-wee Herman.""
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"I found my bike!"
Family Guy
"What do you mean, we can't get any reading on the shield?"
Family Guy
"Man, only thing I'm reading is Cat in the Hat."
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"Someone get your cat."
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"Lando to Enterprise! Draw their fire away from the cruisers!"
Family Guy
"We're having tea, thank you very much."
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"Listen, you guys, this is all a crazy misunderstanding."
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"I'm sure it's all gonna work out fine."
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"Gee, Dr. Smith, this doesn't seem like a very safe place to be."
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"- That thing's operational! - What's that mean?"
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"Bang, bang, boom, boom!"
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"Look at that! Blowing up rebel ships! Bet that gets you going."
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"You hate me now?"
Family Guy
"Come on. Take that lightsaber and try to strike me down,"
Family Guy
"and your journey toward the dark side will be complete."
Family Guy
"I mean, has he ever made anything successful?"
Family Guy
"Greg the Bunny, Four Kings, and that godawful puppet show."
Family Guy
"It's on, like, channel 100 or something."
Family Guy
"Well, I think he's had some successes. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was popular."
Family Guy
"It was not popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't."
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""Hey, let's go see that new Austin Powers, Seth Green's in it"?"
Family Guy
"Well, I certainly enjoyed him in Entourage,"
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"Okay, for real now."
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"Long day."
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"- That whole thing just fell. - How?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. He was up there like, "I can't do this," I threw the thing,"
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"Well, that's good, right? We want him hurt."
Family Guy
"Are you using your brain?"
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"and you're fighting over it. Go!"
Family Guy
"If anyone asks, I shot him. Got that? You were crying in the corner."
Family Guy
"Hey, bitches! I just killed, like, fifty stormtroopers."
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"- That thing is really cool! - Damn right it is!"
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"See that squirrel over there?"
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"Hi, little squirrel."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, why don't you blast open this door, and then we can..."
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"Hey, a butterfly! Look at those beautiful wings flapping."
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