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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"Technically, I am, but when you buy these ads..."
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"Hey, Andrew, we have gotta fire that Mike guy."
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"He's the biggest goddamn idiot I've ever..."
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"Can you believe I put a pen in my pocket without a cap?"
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"And Sally was helping me get the stain out."
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"You remember Sally Nuefeld, our biggest donor?"
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"- Nuefeld department stores. - Hi."
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"You know, I'm so glad that I've just run into you, Sally."
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"- You are? - We need to make a TV buy tonight."
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"So maybe you could help us"
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"- You know, I would love to, Selina... - Oh, great!"
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"But we've already given to a number of candidates this cycle, so..."
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"Yeah, you know, I wish your husband was here"
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"because I would love for him to hear about the story"
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"of you and Andrew on the bus with the pen."
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"- Let me get my checkbook. - Oh, can we have your pen, Andrew?"
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"- I don't have a pen. - Oh, you don't."
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"- Oh! We threw the pen out. - I don't give a fuck."
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"- Okay, how does 25,000 sound? - Well, I'll tell you something,"
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"why don't you put your money where your mouth was... is..."
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"- And add another zero? - That should be no problem."
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"Oh, goody!"
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"And that's why I need your help telling the Danny Chung story..."
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"How I pulled a Marine from a burning tank."
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"How about this? How about an interview"
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"with the soldier that you pulled from the tank?"
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"or, really, anyone who saw it."
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"- Mm. - Well, let us put together an action plan."
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"- All right. - Great."
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"First "chunge," we're gonna fix that slogan."
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"- Really? - I'm kidding. It's great."
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"- There's Amy. Come on in. - How you doing, Danny?"
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"You know, we could really use you, Ames."
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"Give us a little touch of the feminine."
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"You and I could split those duties."
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"Yeah, I think I, uh... I've been waiting a long time"
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"- We can accomplish beautiful things... - Absolutely."
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"- Oh, Amy's out. - No!"
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"- Thanks for coming in, Ame. - No!"
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"We're not gonna validate your parking."
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"- You don't mind that, do you? - No, I just meant"
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"that I'm gonna tell her once and for all th-that..."
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"- We'll leave Friday. - That's so funny because"
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"- Oh! - It's Kismit."
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"I know. It really is, isn't it?"
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"No, her name is Kismit."
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"They make her use Linda, but..."
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"He partied his balls off."
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"- Oh, he's not exactly on the yes-fly list. - Oh."
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"Mom, I'm so glad my doctor cleared me to come today."
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"But you gotta be careful with that McLintock cervix of yours."
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"- Oh, it's incompetent cervix, ma'am. - That's what I said, Marjorie."
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"- Zing! You got me, ma'am. - Hey!"
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"- Quartie! - Who's the head librarian now?"
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"I love the new design"
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"- on the building there. - Yeah, right."
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"My God, looks like Queen Kong's cooter."
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"That's what we were going for!"
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"- Hog jaw! - Yeah."
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"That ain't the first time I spent 20 million"
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"- on a piece of pussy. - Oh, good on you, Quartie."
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"- Okay, have fun. - Thank you. Yes, yes, yes."
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"Now that the library is officially moving forward,"
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"- I really need clarity on my role. - Yeah."
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"Yes, and I think I did, 'cause I talked to you about that."
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"- About? - The chicken, right?"
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"- Nope. - You didn't want red meat for a week."
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"No, no, no, no, who is in charge of the library?"
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"Is it Richard or is it me?"
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"Because if it's not me, I have..."
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"I have another offer and I'm going to take..."
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"- Oh. - This is the President of Yale, ma'am."
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"Actually, Madam President, the "Washington Post" called"
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"was originally the university's slave quarters."
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"That's Leon. It's gotta be Leon."
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"I'm embarrassed, but the university is going to have to"
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Well, I appreciate that,"
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"with the lawsuit and with one of our adjuncts"
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"we wanna put a spotlight on our historic association with slavery."
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"After all, this is Yale, not Brown."
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"- I got waitlisted there. - Oh, oh, ow, ow, ow!"
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"Ma'am, I think her water just broke, ma'am."
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"- Good Christ! - Are you kidding me?"
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"The KKK... that's the Kool Kweers of Kolor..."
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"is having a "pee-in" in front of Skull and Bones."
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"Got that. Thank you."
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"- I mean... - Ma'am."
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"since I went to college."
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"We're gonna take her back to Mount Sinai, ma'am."
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"_"
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"Here we go."
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"These are genuine pieces of the wall."
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"The baby's crowing."
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"You know what? I should go."
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"- Here come the shoulders. - Oh, my God,"
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"I wish I had let you do anal."
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"It would've hurt less than this!"
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"- See? - Oh, I'll up the dosage on your spinal."
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"Oh, God, I like her. I like you."
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"- Have you decided on a name? - No. What's your name?"
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"- Sandra. - Yeah, not that."
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"Hey, how about those ice chips?"
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"- I need ice chips. - Hi, I'm Gary."
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"- Hi. - I ground these myself."
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"- There we go. There you go. - Thank you."
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"- Oh, my God. - Okay."
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"- Okay, Doctor... - Sengupta."
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"- Gundupta. - I'm gonna get you a cookie."
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"Right here. Here we go, push."
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"Okay, we're looking good."
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"- We're looking good. Here it comes. - Oh, my God!"
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"Congratulations, Mommy and Daddy."
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"- Here's your baby. - Is that its hair?"
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"- Yeah. - Will you be nursing?"
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"- No, those are for Daddy. - Ooh, God, Sandra?"
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"Can you write down your number in case we have any questions about it?"
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"- Okay. - You can give it to my husband, Andrew."
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"- I think I wanna run for Congress. - Huh."
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"Oh, some black shit is coming out of it."
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