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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"Yeah, most of the formers are buried at their libraries."
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"Ellen just got a spot in the Harper Day School and full financial aid."
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"See, that wouldn't have happened if I paid you more."
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"- More? You never... - Now, ma'am, there is a problem."
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"What?"
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"they discovered the library might be situated"
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"on the site of Yale's former slave quarters."
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"- This is not good, ma'am. - Wait, wait, wait, what if we own this?"
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"Not in a slavey way, but, like,"
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"Okay, well, that's an excellent idea, Mike,"
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"but I'm not gonna have my vagi-brary underground railroaded by this."
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"- Mm-mm. - All right, who else knows?"
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"Just the site manager, that's it."
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"But he's Italian, so he knows how to keep bodies buried."
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"Good. Nobody else can know."
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"Right? Okay, Marjor...? Okay, shit!"
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"- Marjorie?! - Marjorie?!"
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"- Marjorie! - Marjorie!"
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"- Marjorie! - Marjorie!"
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"Slaves, Mother?"
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"Okay, Cat... what room is this, Catherine?"
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"- Oh, my God. - I mean, when did we build"
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"an Indian casino gift shop?"
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"- It's the nursery. - Seriously?"
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"- My God. - Well, where are the toys?"
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"Or is the baby gonna play chess against death?"
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"And the library's third biggest donor."
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"- Ugh. - And the library's third biggest donor..."
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"- Oh, I heard her. - You cannot build this library"
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"on the oppressed backs of the ancestors of my child!"
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"Okay, so you wanna talk about second-class citizens?"
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"You wanna do that? Blacks got the vote in 1870."
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"- When did women get the vote? 1920! - Sistas!"
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"- that is half black. - And 1/16 French Huguenot."
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"Ma'am, the nomenclature has moved away from African American."
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"- Okay? I am still a young woman. - Yes."
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"- Really! Look at my hands. - Gorgeous."
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"- Look at my neck, okay? - Ooh."
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"I am not about to buried in a twat of my own making!"
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"I'm still relevant!"
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"_"
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"- Well, good morning, ladies. - Good morning, ma'am."
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"- Oh, hey, Ben. - Madam Vice President."
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"- How are you? - I'm good, thank you."
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"The president is very, very busy right now."
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"Oh, I know, I know."
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"Why don't I show you your office first?"
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"- Oh, sure. Yeah! - Okay?"
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"- Right across the street here. - What?"
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"- The EEOB? - Yeah."
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"Hughes promised me an office here in the West Wing."
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"Well, it's just right across the street."
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"You'll be neighbors."
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"All right? You and I both know"
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"that Hughes would never do this if I was a male VP."
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"We'd be out, shotgun and beers"
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"and sucking each other off like Carter and Mondale."
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"Don't look at me with that smirk."
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"- You know that's the case. - Ma'am..."
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"- You need to understand. - Oh."
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"The president doesn't actually want you to do anything"
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"other than continue to be a woman,"
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"I'm gonna let you walk the rest of the way."
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"I'm trying to cut down on exercise, okay?"
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"I know, but we are gonna fight this."
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"- Madam Vice President. - Yeah."
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"- Are we close to a kitchen? - Well, I actually have good news."
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"- Oh. - Yeah. No, it's good."
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"I'm thinking we need to distance ourselves"
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"from this sort of "one and done" administration."
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"- So, this is your decision? - Yes, it is."
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"And you don't want me"
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"- to shut that down right now? - I'm so sorry to interrupt."
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"Madam Vice President, I'm Jonah Ryan."
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"- Okay. - I am... oh, I am a West Wing intern."
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"- Oh, congratulations. Okay. - I just wanna say"
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"it's such an honor to meet you."
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"Well, I'm sure you're not alone."
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"Yeah... maybe."
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"- Oh, Mr. Cafferty! - See that?"
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"He's kind of cute, Amy."
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"- What do you think? - Huh, yeah."
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"- his campaign man... - I have two things for you to do."
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"They're important. Can you handle it?"
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"One... get the fuck away from me."
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"Two... stay the fuck away from me."
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"- Okay? Can you do that? - Yes, sir."
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"God, I love interns."
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"Then these unfortunates will finally have a home..."
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"Look, I hate the homeless as much as any librarian."
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"That's why God created subzero winters and the third rail,"
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"but chances of me pushing for any tax incentives for these private hoosegows"
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"is about as likely as what, Will?"
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"As me walking out of a bar with less than 10 types of semen in my hair."
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"- You can't go in there! - Sir, I know I don't have an appointment,"
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"- but what I have to say is... - Holy shit!"
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"I can't believe you're actually showing that camel snatch you call a face in DC."
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"You're about as welcome here as Jerry Sandusky at an open call for "Oliver.""
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"Here, you want a dried apricot? They're Turkish."
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"All right, good seeing you, Tanzy."
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"- Yeah, sure. - Okay."
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"- to restore me to power. - Jonah, Jonah."
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"Sir, I will do anything that you say."
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"It's like that fagela cowboy movie. "I can't quit you.""
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"The point is now is not the time"
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"to go putzing after representatives, congressmen."
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"No! From now on, I'm only buying senators and presidents."
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"That's the way to affect meaningful change."
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"_"
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"Mayor Thompson, I hope you'll support me in November"
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"- Absolutely, Congresswoman Meyers. - Thank you."
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"Thank you. No, op, op, op."
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"It's Meyer. There's no "S" at the end."
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"Look, you can see right here on the... on the bus."
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"- No, mm-mm. No. - No?"
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"- Thank you! What joy! We gotta go. - It is like Selinamania, right?"
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"- Okay. - Okay. We gotta go."
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"We are fucked two ways which till Tuesday."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, who's in charge of that?"
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