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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"- I'll just give him a boop-boop, pat-pat. - I packed your toiletries,"
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"- so you're all set to go. - Monnie."
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"- Oh! Grandma! - Yeah."
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"- Oh, thank you. - You're Monica from "Monica.""
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"You know, what about Richard?"
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"I just got here, but I guess we're leaving now."
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"Oh, hello! Look at this little creature."
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"Looks just like both of you."
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"about a sand opportunity I'm currently involved with."
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"This is traumatizing for the baby."
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"No, I know. You know what? I'm gonna help you."
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"- No, it's not. - I have to say"
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"You know, if this administration continues to ignore"
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"Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you!"
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"I removed Leon West's balls with an ice cream scoop"
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"Why? Why would you Kurt Cobain your own library?"
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"only former presidents have libraries."
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"The band is getting back together again!"
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"You're Mark David Chapman's bullet."
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"like Mrs. Lama on book club night."
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"- It's actually fourth. - Fourth."
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"- Fourth time's the charm. - Yeah, that's fourth, ma'am."
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"And from the heady days"
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"of our third-place finish in lowa,"
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"we fought together for the dream"
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"of becoming the first woman president."
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"Whoo!"
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"But tonight... tonight, the voters"
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"of Illinois, Missouri, North Carolina..."
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"Ohio, Florida, Texas, and the territory of Guam"
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"have said otherwise."
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"- God, I really thought we were gonna win Guam. - And so, ahem..."
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"- I have decided to suspend my campai... - No!"
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"- No! - Yes, I've decided to suspend my campaign."
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"Jesus, I need to get drunk and slop-fuck an intern."
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"I'm really sorry that I could not carry this one over the finish line"
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"- And as... oh, my. Wow. - ♪ Standing strong forever... ♪"
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"Selina for you."
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"- Hello, former Congressman Ryan. - Oh, come on!"
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"- Richard. - What are you even doing here?"
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"so I brought you this."
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"to show that all you need to be happy is right here."
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"Look, save your pity, Richard."
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"who's been a congressman for, like, two days"
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"and he's already passed, like, 10 bills."
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"Well, two years is a long time."
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"I mean, you could petition for a recall"
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"Wait, can I petition for a recall against Ezra?"
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"I guess I'll see myself out."
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"I don't know, as long as you're here..."
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"- But, yes. - Mom, can Richard stay the night?"
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"Oh, sure! I'll make waffles for breakfast."
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"- Mom, I don't want waffles! - Okay, then I won't make waffles."
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"Happy six month anniversary, my love."
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"My great-grandfather bought it for her"
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"with the money he made from his first major arms deal."
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"Wow. Well, we'll have to see what I look like later"
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"wearing nothing but blood diamonds."
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"Selina."
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"Here she comes. Madam President!"
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"- Hey, guys. - It's the woman who freed Tibet!"
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"Is she gonna have to give up her Nobel Peace Prize?"
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"How come you never talk about your stay in Arizona?"
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"Oh, I love the Grand Canyon."
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"- That's not an answer. - Look over here!"
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"Here she is, the most beautiful woman in the spa."
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"- Hi, Mom! - Watch your toesies, watch your toesies."
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"- Hey, baby! - Hi!"
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"- Marjorie. - Marjorie."
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"Yes, I'm gonna make you look pretty, okay?"
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"- You were here yesterday. Yeah. - That's right!"
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"- Okay. Yes, ma'am. - Gary,"
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"are you sure that this isn't too much medication?"
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"How often are you visiting?"
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"- Oh, like, twice a day. - A lot."
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"But not as much as I would like."
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"I got a place about three hours away."
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"Mom, how are you feeling?"
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"- Losing was just the best. - Aw."
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"- Yes, it was. - Really?"
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"Because politics has a sickness..."
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"That's right, that's right."
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"- It's so amazing to hear you say that. - Yeah."
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"Mom, we were thinking that maybe when you're feeling all better,"
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"that maybe you could come live with us."
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"You're beautiful. Catherine, you are truly beautiful."
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"- Mom, we have a surprise for you! - Knock-knock!"
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"- Let's not do that. - You look beautiful."
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"- Oh, okay. - Oh."
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"That, uh..."
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"Leon West will not let this spa thing go."
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"- He says Leon's on the outs. - Really?"
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"The editors think he's lost all sense of objectivity,"
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"and he's eating Luna bars for women."
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"- Okay, see? He's unhinged! - Mm-hmm."
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"He's like this demented creep"
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"who follows me around..."
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"and gets all in my personal life"
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"and thinks about me 24-7, nonstop."
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"- Cuckoo! - Yeah."
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"- Ma'am? - Yeah?"
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"- the final model for the library. - Oh, wow! Look at this!"
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"- Oh, my goodness! - Look at this."
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"- So they solved the design problem. - Yes."
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"Exactly what it's like to be a woman."
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"Yes, and they're working on the engineering."
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"They said it's a little unstable."
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"Lookit, Marjorie! What do you think?"
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"See? Okay, that's from an expert."
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"You know, this is what I said in the beginning."
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"I'm not seeing that."
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"Well, you don't have any frame of reference."
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"- That could help. - Nobody's gonna trim the topiary."
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"- I'm not a porn star. - You could be,"
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"- but you chose politics. - What is this, the clitoris?"
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"- They'll never find it. - Well, actually, ma'am,"
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"the female pleasure center is quite extensive."
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"- Ah. - Uh, no, it's not."
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"No, the crypt."
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"I'm gonna be buried there?"
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