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Clips from The Office - Niagara Part 2 (S06E06)

"Because you're mental if you don't have a good time."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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""Fun"-damental."
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"MEREDITH: Oh, right."
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"Get out. I know, I know."
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"Yes, so, it all starts with a handshake."
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"Yes, what else?"
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""how was your weekend? What did you do?""
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"The Fundamentals of Business by Michael Scott."
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"(DOOR OPENING)"
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"Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott."
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"He's the person you should talk to."
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"Hi. I'm sorry, just a sec."
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"Do you know how creative space works?"
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"Okay, fine. Just cancel my afternoon."
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"Okay."
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"(IMITATES GUNSHOT)"
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"having to listen to a bad basketball player."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"So, I started borrowing his office to fart in."
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"What an unpredictable world we live in, huh?"
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"What happened in there? Nothing,"
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"ANDY: He drives an SUV. DWIGHT: I knew it."
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"More trunk space, or should I say corpse space."
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"Okay, guys, I drive an SUV. Does that mean I'm in the mob?"
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"He seems like a mobster."
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"Exactly."
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"Huh!"
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"Oh, no. That is..."
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"It's pretty close."
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"That's why they call it "murder," not "mukduk.""
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"Lock your door."
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"Pam, I'm sorry."
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"It's from Grotti. He's following up."
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"(LAUGHING) This guy's persistent."
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"Yeah, right. You heard him,"
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"That is the stupidest thing you could do right now."
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"Okay, you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back."
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"is to stand up to him. Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people."
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"I don't know. I don't know about that."
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"Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place,"
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"ask him to lunch or something like that."
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"Okay. Let him know"
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"All right."
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"Do you know how to use it?"
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"Take that thing off the table. Please."
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"Well, then I can't use it. I'm just going to hide it."
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"Nothing behind the toilet except this roach motel."
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"Hi. Hello."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Oh, man. Do you think it was stolen?"
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"Wait a minute. Yes, I am."
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"I'm going to go ahead and put a hold on your card."
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"I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer."
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"No. Have a nice day and thank you."
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"If you want to supplement your coverage, we can do that."
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"That's true. Mmm-hmm."
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"If it comes burnt, I will send it back."
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"I will have the gabbagool."
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"I don't really know what that is."
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"I don't have to have that."
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"(SHUSHING) I will have the spaghetti with a side salad."
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"Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?"
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"but they were so fast on the phone."
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"Why would I love jail?"
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"I don't think our company actually needs any more insurance. So, I am out."
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"How about you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"Did you check out Dental? All right, put it down."
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"Black goes on the red with the... If we... Positive..."
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"It being a motor drive, it's probably down."
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"He seems bad at this."
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"You want to do this, junior? I didn't think so."
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"You're gonna want to get a refund on that."
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"All right."
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"You okay, Pat?"
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"Yeah, I was just thinking"
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"it needed oil, but I wouldn't give it any oil."
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"Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in a car?"
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"Okay."
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"It means like this. (SNAPS FINGER)"
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"MICHAEL: Just get in the car."
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"Michael? Oh, thank God."
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"Jim. Are you..."
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"Just... And then you'll be saved."
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"No. Oh, my God."
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"(PHONE CLICKS)"
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"Hey, question for you."
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"He's alive, so you're welcome."
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"Yeah, some of that existed before."
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"He's got to stand up to this Mafia guy."
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"But what if Michael felt no fear toward the Mafia guy?"
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"...that we surgically remove the fear center from Michael's brain?"
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"Michael, incredible news. Grotti is clean."
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"I have a couple of friends still on the force, checked with them,"
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"Sweetest guy on the force, really."
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"He's trying to intimidate you to close sales."
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"He's just a pushy salesman."
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"And he made us all look like chumps."
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"If there is one thing I hate more than the Mafia, it is a liar."
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"I wish the Mafia would go out and kill all the liars."
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"but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden."
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"Well, you thought wrong."
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"I don't get it. How was I scaring you?"
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"Ooh, okay."
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"Doubt it."
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"What a tool."
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"We just told you he wasn't Mafia so you wouldn't be scared."
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"You successfully backed down the mob."
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""And not tomorrow, and not the next day, or the day after that."
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""if I see them, then they are already dead.""
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"an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg."
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"Coffee. Okay."
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"Large. If it's a medium, I send it back."
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"If it's an extra large, I send it back."
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"Any questions?"
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"PAM: (ON PHONE) Are you kidding me?"
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"Hi, Pam. Is Jim there?"
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"Listen, our credit card has been canceled and we have to deal with that."
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