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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Set Up (S02E02)

I will just tell him what you look like. Good call.

"I will just tell him what you look like. Good call."

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Hi. I'm Leslie. Are you Chris?

"Hi. I'm Leslie. Are you Chris?"

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Yeah. Sorry I'm late.

"Yeah. Sorry I'm late."

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Well done, Ann.

"Well done, Ann."

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Well, I went to Wisconsin for both undergrad and grad school.

"Well, I went to Wisconsin for both undergrad and grad school."

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It's not important. I'm just

"It's not important. I'm just"

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I wish she'd told me that you went to Indiana, but whatever.

"I wish she'd told me that you went to Indiana, but whatever."

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Hey, watch this.

"Hey, watch this."

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I will now extinguish this candle with my bare hand.

"I will now extinguish this candle with my bare hand."

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Yes. We are going to lunch tomorrow.

"Yes. We are going to lunch tomorrow."

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Did you guys ever date?

"Did you guys ever date?"

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He's just, like, a really amazing person.

"He's just, like, a really amazing person."

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Awesome. Let's do this!

"Awesome. Let's do this!"

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Yes. Marley and Me!

"Yes. Marley and Me!"

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I know. Let's watch Marley and Me.

"I know. Let's watch Marley and Me."

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Brian.

"Brian."

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Technically, you'd be assisting Ron,

"Technically, you'd be assisting Ron,"

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but Ron really doesn't do much government work,

"but Ron really doesn't do much government work,"

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so you'd really be working for me.

"so you'd really be working for me."

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I'm interested in real world expertise.

"I'm interested in real world expertise."

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I like the one on the left.

"I like the one on the left."

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Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends.

"Tell me about you. Tell me about your friends."

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Be as superficial as possible.

"Be as superficial as possible."

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I meet a girl at a bar.

"I meet a girl at a bar."

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I get her number, it's two days later, what do I text her?

"I get her number, it's two days later, what do I text her?"

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"It was nice meeting you."

""It was nice meeting you.""

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I wait eight weeks and I text her, "What's cracking?"

"I wait eight weeks and I text her, "What's cracking?""

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She knows something's wrong,

"She knows something's wrong,"

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In less than an hour, I know what it is.

"In less than an hour, I know what it is."

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What's wrong with her?

"What's wrong with her?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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I can see inside everything.

"I can see inside everything."

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See that guy over there? Lmagine being able to look inside his head.

"See that guy over there? Lmagine being able to look inside his head."

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You could look inside this steak or this butter or this bread.

"You could look inside this steak or this butter or this bread."

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all you're gonna find is more bread.

"all you're gonna find is more bread."

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I don't know. I'd have to do an MRI.

"I don't know. I'd have to do an MRI."

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Anyway, it's good that you found your calling.

"Anyway, it's good that you found your calling."

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I mean, I've never even had an MRI before.

"I mean, I've never even had an MRI before."

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What?

"What?"

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Well, I'm offering you a free scan.

"Well, I'm offering you a free scan."

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It usually costs up to $2,000.

"It usually costs up to $2,000."

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I'm kind of spoiling you here.

"I'm kind of spoiling you here."

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Good.

"Good."

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Frankly, I don't want to invest in someone

"Frankly, I don't want to invest in someone"

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who only has three months to live.

"who only has three months to live."

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Just getting right back on that horse,

"Just getting right back on that horse,"

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Uh, weird.

"Uh, weird."

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Well, not for this.

"Well, not for this."

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Okay. It's gonna be a little crammed in there.

"Okay. It's gonna be a little crammed in there."

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Don't worry, I'll be right on the other side of that glass.

"Don't worry, I'll be right on the other side of that glass."

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Just your basic assistant stuff.

"Just your basic assistant stuff."

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bottle service at the Snakehole Lounge. That kind of stuff.

"bottle service at the Snakehole Lounge. That kind of stuff."

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Connections. Plus 19 grand a year,

"Connections. Plus 19 grand a year,"

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minus my 10% headhunters' fee.

"minus my 10% headhunters' fee."

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I have to pay you two grand if I get hired?

"I have to pay you two grand if I get hired?"

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I have a job to offer.

"I have a job to offer."

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In the immortal words of Rod Blagojevich,

"In the immortal words of Rod Blagojevich,"

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"It's a valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing."

""It's a valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing.""

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I'm from Pawnee.

"I'm from Pawnee."

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Keep still, please.

"Keep still, please."

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What kind of music do you like?

"What kind of music do you like?"

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All kinds.

"All kinds."

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One time I was on my bike and some boys were making fun of me,

"One time I was on my bike and some boys were making fun of me,"

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so I chased them and I lost control.

"so I chased them and I lost control."

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You never had any kids, right, Leslie?

"You never had any kids, right, Leslie?"

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No.

"No."

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You've got a great oven.

"You've got a great oven."

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Okay, time to go.

"Okay, time to go."

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You got ample room in there.

"You got ample room in there."

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Honestly, if you wanted to,

"Honestly, if you wanted to,"

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you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie.

"you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie."

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You got a big, industrial-sized oven.

"You got a big, industrial-sized oven."

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Sorry. I gotta get that.

"Sorry. I gotta get that."

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What?

"What?"

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Look, I know I said that I wanted to get back out there,

"Look, I know I said that I wanted to get back out there,"

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Just don't let this sour you on dating.

"Just don't let this sour you on dating."

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I set Leslie up on a date.

"I set Leslie up on a date."

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Oh, no. With Justin?

"Oh, no. With Justin?"

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Oh, no. This guy I know from the hospital.

"Oh, no. This guy I know from the hospital."

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so I didn't want Justin to be, like,

"so I didn't want Justin to be, like,"

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her rebound guy or anything, you know?

"her rebound guy or anything, you know?"

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Leslie is a notoriously cruel and thoughtless person.

"Leslie is a notoriously cruel and thoughtless person."

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Why are we talking about this?

"Why are we talking about this?"

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We're not.

"We're not."

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What? What's weird?

"What? What's weird?"

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Your brain.

"Your brain."

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Oh, my God! What? Is that bad?

"Oh, my God! What? Is that bad?"

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I don't know. I'd have a doctor look at that immediately

"I don't know. I'd have a doctor look at that immediately"

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Oh, wait.

"Oh, wait."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Mark, I've never gone out with him. I swear!

"Mark, I've never gone out with him. I swear!"

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I'm sorry, but there's just something weird

"I'm sorry, but there's just something weird"

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about the way you talk about him.

"about the way you talk about him."

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I don't know. There was definitely times when we thought

"I don't know. There was definitely times when we thought"

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Oh, yeah, you are.

"Oh, yeah, you are."

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while you're in a relationship.

"while you're in a relationship."

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Even I know that.

"Even I know that."

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So, did you want to go back to your place?

"So, did you want to go back to your place?"

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Yeah, actually, Chris,

"Yeah, actually, Chris,"

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it was nice to meet you, but I think this is gonna be our last date.

"it was nice to meet you, but I think this is gonna be our last date."

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I get it. Get your MRI and get out, huh?

"I get it. Get your MRI and get out, huh?"

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This was your idea.

"This was your idea."

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Goodbye, Leslie.

"Goodbye, Leslie."

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Right. I drove us here. Goodie.

"Right. I drove us here. Goodie."

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Hey, do you mind if we pick up my son Nate

"Hey, do you mind if we pick up my son Nate"

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Wow! This is really good. "Cease and desist."

"Wow! This is really good. "Cease and desist.""

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"Burden of proof."

""Burden of proof.""

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Definitely have the city attorney look at that,

"Definitely have the city attorney look at that,"

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Well, Justin, I just... I can't thank you enough.

"Well, Justin, I just... I can't thank you enough."

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I'll see you. Okay.

"I'll see you. Okay."

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Bye. Bye.

"Bye. Bye."

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Damn! He is all right.

"Damn! He is all right."

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When you were dating Ann, did you know this guy Justin?

"When you were dating Ann, did you know this guy Justin?"

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Oh, Justin? I hate Justin.

"Oh, Justin? I hate Justin."

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Ann was so obviously into him. It was so annoying.

"Ann was so obviously into him. It was so annoying."

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Will do.

"Will do."

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Ann Perkins! You should be ashamed of yourself.

"Ann Perkins! You should be ashamed of yourself."

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I'm not getting into this with you. You did something wrong?

"I'm not getting into this with you. You did something wrong?"

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No! I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah.

"No! I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah."

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Come here. This is none of your business.

"Come here. This is none of your business."

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