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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Set Up (S02E02)

I know about this issue. I called the city attorney, like, 50 times.

"I know about this issue. I called the city attorney, like, 50 times."

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He didn't call me back.

"He didn't call me back."

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Oh, do you need a lawyer?

"Oh, do you need a lawyer?"

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Yeah. I'll call him.

"Yeah. I'll call him."

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Justin's the greatest guy ever.

"Justin's the greatest guy ever."

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in Ramsett Park! I want to sit more!

"in Ramsett Park! I want to sit more!"

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It's my pleasure. Not a problem.

"It's my pleasure. Not a problem."

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I should warn you, land seizure isn't really my specialty,

"I should warn you, land seizure isn't really my specialty,"

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but I'm happy to take a look. Any friend of Ann's...

"but I'm happy to take a look. Any friend of Ann's..."

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That's my motto, too. So, what is your specialty?

"That's my motto, too. So, what is your specialty?"

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That's interesting.

"That's interesting."

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It can be. I've got this crazy case...

"It can be. I've got this crazy case..."

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If you want to start a fire But you have to do it fast

"If you want to start a fire But you have to do it fast"

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It is an aerosol can with an igniter and a trigger.

"It is an aerosol can with an igniter and a trigger."

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Banana, two-button.

"Banana, two-button."

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April, there's no paper in the printer.

"April, there's no paper in the printer."

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So?

"So?"

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Attention. April, stop doing that.

"Attention. April, stop doing that."

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Jerry told me to, so it's super crucial.

"Jerry told me to, so it's super crucial."

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You get an assistant now?

"You get an assistant now?"

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Post this at your college.

"Post this at your college."

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Well, you're all set.

"Well, you're all set."

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Companies make bogus claims like this all the time.

"Companies make bogus claims like this all the time."

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Thank you so much. I know you're really busy.

"Thank you so much. I know you're really busy."

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I was in Borneo officiating a wedding,

"I was in Borneo officiating a wedding,"

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Hey, kiddo! How you doing? Hey!

"Hey, kiddo! How you doing? Hey!"

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You're always so busy.

"You're always so busy."

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Next week, I promise. Okay.

"Next week, I promise. Okay."

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Anyway, Leslie, I have to go. It has been a super pleasure meeting you.

"Anyway, Leslie, I have to go. It has been a super pleasure meeting you."

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That's great! Oh, my God! I have so many ideas.

"That's great! Oh, my God! I have so many ideas."

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You know, I was only with Mark for one night,

"You know, I was only with Mark for one night,"

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I just... I don't... I don't know.

"I just... I don't... I don't know."

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But I will find you someone, I promise, and he'll be awesome.

"But I will find you someone, I promise, and he'll be awesome."

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I'm gonna go do it right now.

"I'm gonna go do it right now."

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Go, Ann, go! Oh, just one rule.

"Go, Ann, go! Oh, just one rule."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Yes. I understand your complaint.

"Yes. I understand your complaint."

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I want to help you with your assistant search.

"I want to help you with your assistant search."

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Why?

"Why?"

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I left you three messages. Did you get them?

"I left you three messages. Did you get them?"

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I found the perfect guy to set you up with, but he's going out of town,

"I found the perfect guy to set you up with, but he's going out of town,"

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so he can only do tonight, so I came over here right after work.

"so he can only do tonight, so I came over here right after work."

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and he's an MRI technician,

"and he's an MRI technician,"

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So, dinner tonight, and here's the info.

"So, dinner tonight, and here's the info."

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It's gotta be red.

"It's gotta be red."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Oh, here, let me take your coat.

"Oh, here, let me take your coat."

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Boo! Indiana Hoosiers!

"Boo! Indiana Hoosiers!"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Ann kept going on about how wonderful you are,

"Ann kept going on about how wonderful you are,"

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So, you're in charge of amusement parks, right?

"So, you're in charge of amusement parks, right?"

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God, that's exciting!

"God, that's exciting!"

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Actually, it's regular parks.

"Actually, it's regular parks."

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You know, isn't it funny how these setups are always just so awkward?

"You know, isn't it funny how these setups are always just so awkward?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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God, I gotta borrow some of your ice!

"God, I gotta borrow some of your ice!"

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German? Oh, my God.

"German? Oh, my God."

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Was that, uh, Justin?

"Was that, uh, Justin?"

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Let's do it. Puppies, puppies, puppies!

"Let's do it. Puppies, puppies, puppies!"

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That was a trick question. The answer's this one.

"That was a trick question. The answer's this one."

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She seems kind of into me, could go either way.

"She seems kind of into me, could go either way."

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No, Zack! I don't text her, "It was nice meeting you."

"No, Zack! I don't text her, "It was nice meeting you.""

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So, do you enjoy it, being an MRI technician?

"So, do you enjoy it, being an MRI technician?"

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Imagine a mother of three, maybe she's a teacher.

"Imagine a mother of three, maybe she's a teacher."

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But the best part about being an MRI technician is,

"But the best part about being an MRI technician is,"

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Wow. I know.

"Wow. I know."

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Well, if you look inside this bread,

"Well, if you look inside this bread,"

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I don't know about this.

"I don't know about this."

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Well, I am a little curious.

"Well, I am a little curious."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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I'm just trying to think of this as an adventure, you know?

"I'm just trying to think of this as an adventure, you know?"

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Oh, you're not on your period, are you?

"Oh, you're not on your period, are you?"

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Taking messages, wake-up calls,

"Taking messages, wake-up calls,"

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Muscle Milk runs, condom runs,

"Muscle Milk runs, condom runs,"

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Sorry. What do I get out of this?

"Sorry. What do I get out of this?"

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So you never told me where you're from.

"So you never told me where you're from."

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Can I answer that?

"Can I answer that?"

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Sure. Keep still.

"Sure. Keep still."

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Very important that you keep still at this moment, Leslie.

"Very important that you keep still at this moment, Leslie."

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I've told you that a thousand times.

"I've told you that a thousand times."

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It was, like, three years ago.

"It was, like, three years ago."

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but this guy is nuts.

"but this guy is nuts."

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Hey! No cell phones!

"Hey! No cell phones!"

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What was that about?

"What was that about?"

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I don't think it's going that well.

"I don't think it's going that well."

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if I were you.

"if I were you."

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Are you serious?

"Are you serious?"

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It's, like, a smudge or something.

"It's, like, a smudge or something."

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Crazy. Thank God I was here.

"Crazy. Thank God I was here."

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maybe we would go out someday.

"maybe we would go out someday."

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That's why you didn't set Leslie up. Because you're saving him.

"That's why you didn't set Leslie up. Because you're saving him."

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Okay, fine. You don't have someone in your life that you think,

"Okay, fine. You don't have someone in your life that you think,"

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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You can't save somebody for the future

"You can't save somebody for the future"

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Come on, don't go.

"Come on, don't go."

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I guess I'm not as good a tech as I thought I was.

"I guess I'm not as good a tech as I thought I was."

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I should have noticed that you're missing a heart.

"I should have noticed that you're missing a heart."

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Ew.

"Ew."

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at his basketball game on the way back?

"at his basketball game on the way back?"

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Check out paragraph two. I drop the F-bomb.

"Check out paragraph two. I drop the F-bomb."

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"Frivolous."

""Frivolous.""

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It's my pleasure. Maybe I'll see you around sometime.

"It's my pleasure. Maybe I'll see you around sometime."

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Yeah! I would love... Mmm-hmm.

"Yeah! I would love... Mmm-hmm."

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Why don't you hit that?

"Why don't you hit that?"

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I would say, in terms of guys that she's in love with,

"I would say, in terms of guys that she's in love with,"

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so, naturally, I came to you for reassurance.

"so, naturally, I came to you for reassurance."

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Do me a favor. Don't tell Ann that we talked about this.

"Do me a favor. Don't tell Ann that we talked about this."

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You don't know what you're talking about.

"You don't know what you're talking about."

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Actually, I do know what I'm talking about.

"Actually, I do know what I'm talking about."

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Every time I used to sit around

"Every time I used to sit around"

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all afternoon playing video games

"all afternoon playing video games"

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and do you know why?

"and do you know why?"

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I would feel bad about myself because

"I would feel bad about myself because"

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Anytime you would talk about Justin,

"Anytime you would talk about Justin,"

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I didn't feel very important.

"I didn't feel very important."

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That was rough.

"That was rough."

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But you do know now, so you have to choose.

"But you do know now, so you have to choose."

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Ronald, I've done it. I've found your assistant, and he's dope.

"Ronald, I've done it. I've found your assistant, and he's dope."

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Jean-Ralphio!

"Jean-Ralphio!"

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What up? Mr. Swanson, two things.

"What up? Mr. Swanson, two things."

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