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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Letter Blues (S21E21)

"that never happened to me."
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"Your place is next."
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"Actually, Milhouse and I are next."
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"There no suspense at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady."
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"I'm taking these bags, and I'm walking out that door."
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"Meanwhile, you'll be setting the alarm, and then you'll join me in the cab."
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"You're leaving... with me?"
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"And so it is me."
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"This man convince me to do something"
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"You are not leaving me for him?"
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"I'm right here."
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"Apu, our marriage will never be easy."
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"It is true."
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"The tastiest ice cream is the hardest to scoop."
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"why did you write that horrible letter?"
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"I knew I had to act fast."
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"I got Marge's mother to go to Marge,"
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"but a blow-up doll."
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"Moe, I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you."
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"So I'm gonna do both."
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"Get her a roast beef on rye."
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"And make sure she gets a fruit cup on the side."
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"Get the camera off of me. I'm narrating here."
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"Anyway, here's my little tale."
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"Not now, Helen."
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"Having a Ma-hot-ma or Man-not-ma contest is not a jape."
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"why don't you give your mom what she really wants:"
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"dark weal cave."
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"and picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood."
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"And if you get hungry, there's lobster."
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"It's got the Moe watermark."
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"Can't talk. Must text."
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"You rebel scum make me sick."
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"Think back."
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"My Mother's party's starting any minute."
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"All right."
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"Go ugly up someone else's house,"
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"You got it."
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"you somehow mess it up."
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"Now, was there ever a time"
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"We are missing one!"
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"I do."
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"That's probably a good one."
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"and Low-Blow Boxing for the guys."
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"The roof."
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"Where a clam has only one pearl, she has many."
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"Looks like that she-cano is about to blow!"
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"What's so damn funny? I mean..."
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"But let's be honest."
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"There's something evil about them."
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"- Sorry, kid. - You were my favorite uncle Otto."
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"But nothing worth doing is ever easy."
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"But if you wrap something warm around it..."
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"Very nice. Well all's well that ends well?"
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"When I saw how much trouble your marriages were in..."
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"and then I came over to fix things with Manjula."
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"And it's Mother's Day, so call your ma."
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"Take her down to the diner at the department store there."
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"Springfield, U.S.A."
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"Where did it come from?"
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"nonstop chatter during drive time!"
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"Plus some kind of amusement park!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Both."
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"Don't be ridiculous. What am I, blind and noseless?"
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"Warning: you may not be amused."
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"I like keeping, I like keeping records of myself."
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"It could be yours."
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"What a great father, I say sarcastically!"
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"See?"
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"- And I'm making it right now. - Where are you?"
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"It's true."
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"That's right."
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"Moe's Tavern, presided over by Moe Szyslak..."
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"Why do you always change it"
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"What was I talking about?"
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"So I guess the question is,"
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"We must have left it at that godforsaken pub!"
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"Once again, no threat, but will take the dough."
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"I got this for women that came to the bar,"
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"Teacup? How'd that get in there?"
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"Do I know her?"
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"What do you think Mom meant by"
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"- No signal? - No battery?"
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"on the world's most romantic train?"
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"then I bought some roadside corn, ate it raw,"
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"Think of it as a wake-up call from a man who ain't got nothin'"
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"Should not have used helium."
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"I feel the pain of a thousand Squishee headaches."
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"I moved here 'cause on a calculator, the zip code spells "boobs"."
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"Here's the kind of lullaby my sweet mother sang to me."
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"especially the married ones."
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"And now, as our teakettle starts to toot,"
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"that means all hell is about to break loose."
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"Think back,"
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"- What scar? - You'll find out."
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"It'll take us home to find out the truth."
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"Is the preacher here? 'Cause there's somethin' I gotta get off of my chest."
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"And her husband don't realize how upset she is with him."
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"A town where everyone's got a story."
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"like a Harry Potter book at the public library?"
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"When did you first realize Marge was checked out"
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"Two tickets to Istanbul?"
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