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Clips from American Dad! - I Am the Walrus (S06E06)

"Oh, dear, don't ever do that again."
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"Here's a condom. Don't use it."
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"Do what I do. Pretend to put it on,"
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"I was going to put the shoes to your mom again later."
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"Want to make sure you're around to catch the show."
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"Come on, Roger, I'm going to grab a snack from the kitchen"
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"No. I'm done feeding on this sandwich."
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"You can eat my leftovers."
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"The lesser males get the scraps."
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"Come on, Steve, don't dignify that with a response."
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"Principal Lewis, we've cleaned your whole house."
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"Can we go now?"
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"Hell no."
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"We're gonna die here."
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"I got it from Ace Chapman, that basketball guy"
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"who sometimes lives with us."
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"Why don't we just give it to Principal Lewis?"
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"I'll step on his foot,"
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"What's that, drugs?"
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"I'll take it, I don't care what it does."
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"You crazy-ass son of a bitch."
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"Now you only have four."
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"Can you plug in the air freshener plug-in?"
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"It stinks down here."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Here we are, suburban teenage house party."
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"Booze and hormones are a-flowin'."
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"Just watch old Bing Cooper for a while."
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"Learn from the master."
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"You're my Obi-Wan."
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"I'm gonna give you two seconds"
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"to leave that right out here on the lawn."
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"Bing!"
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"Wildcats take state!"
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"What do you mean?"
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"when my parents go out of town."
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"You grew up here?"
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"Well, we lived in Wisconsin till I was five,"
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"then my dad got transferred-- he worked for Toyota."
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"That's how I learned to speak Japanese."
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"Mu shu pork, Melissa."
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"Hey, Beth."
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"Here we are."
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"Hey, do you want to be the alpha male of the house or not?"
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"What do I say?"
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"Just say the three sweet words they long to hear--"
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"Jell-O shot?"
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"What's going on?"
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"I thought we were going to Arizona State together?"
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"I wanted you to find out by me not showing up at Arizona State."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm so confident Steve's not a threat to my position"
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"I knitted it with nursing flaps."
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"Oh, I'm a boy, but okay."
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"Now I have something for you."
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"Roger has taken Steve to a party for intercourse"
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"so he can usurp you."
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"Drink, Charlie."
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"Don't worry. I'm just here to talk."
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"I'm here to get my watch back."
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"You kidnapped us and forced us into slave labor."
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"Did I? Or did I solve your marital strife, as promised,"
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"Welcome back, Mouse-schwitz."
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"Hey, can I get another one of those Stephen Hawking pills"
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"Call it A Brief History of Fine."
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"Be about Diana Ross."
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"Here, take the whole bottle."
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"Fire up the cloud car, Lando-- I'm coming to visit."
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"Where is he?!"
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"You're wasting your time."
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"I'm too late. He already did it."
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"Already did...?"
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"Oh, my God, no."
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"Look at him."
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"Oh, that's beautiful."
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"That's Ewok for "Steve.""
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"But I hate taking my shirt off,"
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"plus the pain would make me cry,"
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"and once I start crying,"
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"I can't stop for at least an hour."
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"Oh, here I go."
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"Well, done, Stan."
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"There's no threat of your son challenging you,"
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"and there's no threat of his son challenging him."
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"You were so obsessed with keeping him down"
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"that he's never going to get up."
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"Oh, speaking of not getting things up, Lucy,"
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"you really let yourself go."
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"Gross."
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"On, my God, what have I done?"
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"Your mother was right."
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"My job as a father is to give you the skills"
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"Judging by tonight, I clearly haven't done that."
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"You're going to get me laid?"
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"No, no, you're too young for sex."
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"Let's start with the basics."
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"I'm going to teach you how to shave."
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"Looking good, Steve."
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"I'm still going to finish before you, though."
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"Yes, I am. I'm almost... Done!"
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"Good job, son."
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"Smooth..."
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"and no nicks."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"It's much better to practice on a man's back"
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"rather than you own face."
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"What do we do with him now?"
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"That must be what's making the ice cubes all fuzzy."
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"Steve."
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"Hey, you're opening the wrong end."
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"So enjoy that popcorn and remote while you can,"
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"You know who's a genius?"
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"And you are many, many years"
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"Yep, looks like the pottery class is coming in."
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"You know what we should do?"
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"and see the Nationals play."
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"I can't believe we're going to see the Nationals play."
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"I've been trying to think of a way all day."
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