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Clips from American Dad! - I Am the Walrus (S06E06)

"Oh, no. It's Steve."
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"Oh, my God! Steve, don't look!"
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"Yeah, Steve, don't look."
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"Look!"
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"Mommy and Daddy are just dancing."
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"We're not dancing."
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"Hey, champ. I, uh, wanted to talk to you."
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"You know, about what you just saw."
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"Sometimes when someone is choking,"
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"you have to get behind them and give them the Heimlich."
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"This was not that."
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"I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp."
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"I was not giving her a lying-down hug."
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"I was not helping her look for her contact."
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"I was plowing, Steve."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"See, in the animal kingdom, he who mates is king."
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"from finding a mate of your own."
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"We're getting primal in this house."
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"This is where we're having marriage counseling?"
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"In-in a community center pottery class?"
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"Public-assisted counseling is all we can afford, babe."
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"Principal Lewis? You're a psychologist?"
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"Oh, no. I just do this to pick up some extra cash"
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"Look at this bad boy."
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"Huh? Mickey Mouse in an S.S. uniform."
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"Only ten were made in the whole world."
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"I own five of them."
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"Now, if only I could tell time."
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"I'm out of here. No, babe."
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"This is important."
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"I can help with that."
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"as I am not legally permitted to be"
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"within 100 feet of the instructor,"
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"or more specifically, her sugary sweet ass."
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"Oh, baby."
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"Steve, sit next to me."
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"I'm not allowed to sit anywhere he's peed."
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"Oh, we can pee where we sit now? Great!"
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"I don't know what to do about my dad, Roger."
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"I was finally coming into my own."
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"I don't know, you ever been to a Detroit Tigers game?"
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"You ever see a black man at a Red Sox game"
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"who's not playing first base or singing the national anthem?"
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"We should take a train into D.C.,"
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"Yes. Will you look into getting tickets?"
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"Are we serious about this, or are we just talking about it?"
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"Oh, I'm so excited."
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"That kid's a good egg."
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"We said it, and we're doing it."
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"♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪"
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"Wait, what are we doing?"
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"I thought you wanted to go."
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"I hate that game."
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"So slow."
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"I love go-carts."
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"How great are go-carts? So great."
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"We should call a cab, take it out to the slick track."
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"Totally."
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"I'm in a crisis with my father!"
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"Right. Well, it seems to me"
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"the only way you can regain the upper hand"
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"is to assert your dominance."
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"Luckily, I know an easy way to make that happen."
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"Surely, it can't be that easy."
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"As a matter of fact, it is."
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"And please stop calling me Shirley."
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"How great is the movie Airplane?"
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"So great."
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"The pilot has an unnatural interest in that little boy."
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"It didn't seem unnatural to me."
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"But it's a good arena for bonding exercises"
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"and a constant reminder of what happens"
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"if you try to strike some sense into you lady."
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"You're a marriage counselor?"
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"Step one on you path to a happier union:"
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"You have 45 minutes to clean this room,"
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"Not one word. Trust me on this."
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"It just got real, bitch!"
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"This is even better than the first Airplane."
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"Hilar..."
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"Roger, we did it again!"
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"Oh, right, right."
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"We were talking about asserting your dominance over your dad."
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"We're a couple of Forget-Me-Marys."
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"Yeah, we're a couple of Distracted-Susans."
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"Forget-Me-Marys wasn't good enough for you?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I thought we were doing like a back and forth."
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"No, we weren't."
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"I said we were Forget-Me-Marys,"
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"and that's what we are."
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"Okay, you've beaten your dad in every arena"
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"except one-- sex."
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"The dominant male proves himself by mating."
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"So the solution is simple--"
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"you need to bang. Bang, bang, bang."
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"Well luckily, I've got just the ladies' man persona"
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"into a woman's shlonker, if you catch my drift."
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"I'm Ace Chapman. Star forward..."
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"Wait, does it have to be consensual sex?"
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"Okay, well, then you definitely don't want Ace."
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"Oh, don't take those."
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"You will be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours."
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"Bing Cooper."
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"Sexually active high school senior."
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"I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
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"You'll be on top again my friend,"
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"because I'm going to get you laid."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"We're not trying to win any prizes;"
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"we're not trying to find you a girlfriend;"
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"we just have to get you some sex."
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"Now I know what you're thinking."
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"Why don't we just go to a whorehouse?"
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"Get that thought out of your head!"
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"You don't pay for it in the jungle."
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"you gotta hunt it and take it down yourself."
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