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Clips from American Dad! - I Am the Walrus (S06E06)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"If you're going to set the scene, set it right."
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"that's unlike any other insect."
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"Then, once the babies are big enough,"
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"When I turned 15, I ate my dad."
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"I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg."
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"Damn it, Roger. Your race is the most disgusting--"
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"What just happened?"
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"So these popsicles are weird."
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"He's challenging me for dominance."
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"You shutting up and going to bed."
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"This is the beginning of the end."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I know you're coming for me."
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"So he finished his meal first."
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"He's growing up."
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"It's a good thing."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey. I was eating that."
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"Hey. I was watching that."
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"Get used to it."
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"See? Now you broke it."
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"They say the honeymoon phase is the hardest part."
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"Dad just pushed me off the couch"
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"I-I think he was acting like a lion."
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"Dad? Intimidated by me?"
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"I'm no threat to him."
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"We'll talk and straighten this whole mess out."
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"Mm-hmm. That's what I thought."
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"It smells like pee."
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"Look, Dad..."
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"and, well, I just want you to know..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm coming for you."
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"Now I know. You're afraid of me."
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"You've always been afraid of me."
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"Quiet! Every day, you get weaker,"
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"and you'll be looking for a spot under the porch"
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"where you can curl up and die."
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"You're the king of nothing!"
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"and the power and the glory. Amen."
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"Done!"
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"Oh, hey. Don't mind me."
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"He's replaced me as head of the house."
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"When an older male is threatened,"
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"The bull walrus will ward off all challengers"
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"with an extreme display of power."
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"Yup, Snotters. I got my old man on the ropes."
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"I'm the man of the house now, and he knows it."
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"I should probably learn to make chili that's not very good"
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"Ooh, comic."
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"Yeah, we're dancing."
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"Because things aren't always what they appear."
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"This is nature, bitch."
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"Whoa! Someone actually showed up."
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"Looks like you two aren't seeing eye-to-eye."
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"Perhaps we should relocate"
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"I got a taste of first-class and now I'm back in coach,"
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"squished between two fat ladies from Toronto."
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"Ugh, Blue Jay fans are the worst."
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"Those fans are drunken slobs."
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"At least there's some diversity."
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"We totally should."
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"Maybe a day game."
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"Pull the trigger, man, pull the trigger, let's do it."
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"♪ I don't care if I... ♪"
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"I want to talk about my dad."
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"I don't even like baseball."
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"Well, me neither."
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"You know what we should do?"
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"And we'll just open it up"
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"and see how fast we can..."
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"What?! No, Roger!"
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"As you can see, it is a ."
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"but you can't talk to each other."
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"Let's go, Jeff. This isn't real."
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"Now clean my house!"
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"Sonny Bono's buying a bomb at the gift shop."
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"What is it with us?"
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"But I don't know any girls."
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"who can help you get your shlinker"
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"Yes."
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"I can finally put some of my dance moves into action."
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"All right, our goal tonight is simple."
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"If you want to be the head of the animal kingdom,"
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"then hide it in your poop cannon."
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"Let's boogie."
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"and then we'll get out of here."
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"You haven't even started on the backyard."
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"I'm just going to take this."
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"If I can't move, I can't work."
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"Good idea, babe."
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"But how are we going to get him to take it?"
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"Anyone can get laid here, even you."
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"What's up, fools?"
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"How does everyone know you?"
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"My parents are super into me."
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"Who are...?"
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"The epicenter of drunk girls."
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"The kitchen."
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"They want to be close to the booze at all times."
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"I don't know if I can do this, Roger."
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"But how do I approach them?"
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""Jell-O shot, bitch?""
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"Bitch?"
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"Make it happen, Steve."
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"Bing, I just saw an acceptance letter from UCLA on your fridge."
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"This isn't how I wanted you to find out."
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"as alpha male, I've taken up knitting."
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"Here, I've made you a sweater."
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"It's still a lovely gesture."
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"Here's the flyer."
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"Pop the one in the chamber."
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"We earned that watch."
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"by providing you with a common enemy?"
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"Whoa."
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"where my mind's working, but my body ain't?"
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