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Clips from Futurama - Godfellas (S04E04)

"Um, when you're writin' the Bible, you might want to omit that last miracle."
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"He decided not to let go."
Futurama
"I won't! If I can't reach you physically..."
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"I'll just have to try something desperate and crazy."
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"So that's my story, Father Changstein el Gamahl."
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"Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?"
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"Well, we could join together in prayer."
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"No."
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"Insert coin."
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"Bonder? Is it really you?"
Futurama
"Wait a minute. Bender's name isn't Bonder!"
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"It's Bender! You're a fraud!"
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"Only if you don't have any real hope."
Futurama
"Well, there is perhaps one way."
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"- I've not heard of them. - They are an ancient order..."
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"They have built the universe's most powerful radio telescope..."
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"What am I, psychic? I mean... Yes!"
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"Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer!"
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"My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you."
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"They say their prayers go unheeded."
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"Of course they're unheeded."
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"How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?"
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"They talk of war against the faithful."
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"I beseech thee. Rise up against them."
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"Smite someone who deserves it for once."
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"Malachi, every time I interfere, I only make things worse."
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"You're best off solving your own problems."
Futurama
"But-But Metal Lord..."
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"I'll need a long-sleeved coat."
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"Look, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do..."
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"It's hopeless."
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"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless."
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""Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.""
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"I'd also like a pack mule!"
Futurama
"At once, sir!"
Futurama
"Well, you obviously won't listen to reason."
Futurama
"So I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you."
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"Looks like society's runnin' pretty well without my meddling..."
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"D-Doh!"
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"Atomic bombs? Oh, no! Those unbelievers from my backside..."
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"- We shall be with you soon! - You're with me now!"
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"We will solve our own problems as you commanded."
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"The time has come to convert the unbelievers!"
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"Aah! Hey... Aah!"
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"Maybe if I hug him real hard..."
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"he'll save us from..."
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"Oh, it tickles!"
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"Oh, uh... Aw, oh."
Futurama
"How 'bout in the porno theater?"
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"- Don't be embarrassed. - They're dead."
Futurama
"All dead! Who would have known playing God..."
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"could have such terrible consequences?"
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"make sure my body freezes in a dignified position!"
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"None of that "huddled over for warmth" crap."
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"Behold!"
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"The Monastery of Deshuba."
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"I must leave you now, for I am not holy enough to enter."
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"Looks rickety. We better test it."
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"Welcome to our monastery."
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"Please stand to one side to let faster pilgrims by."
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"Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary!"
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"But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is."
Futurama
"Whoa-whoa, whoa!"
Futurama
"What are you? Some kind of galactic computer?"
Futurama
"Possible. I am user-friendly, my good chum."
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"- Who built you? - I have always been."
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"Oh, my God! Are you... God?"
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"Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things..."
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"- my good chum. - But why would God think in binary?"
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"Unless... you're not God..."
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"but the remains of a computerized space probe..."
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"A member of our brotherhood..."
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"scanning the heavens for God."
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"There he is!"
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"No. No, wait. No."
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"- How long have you been at it? - 700 years."
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"But we will go on until we find the Almighty."
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"Even if it takes to the end of time."
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"- And then what? - Then we utter unto him a short prayer."
Futurama
"Sorta like a giant karaoke machine?"
Futurama
"Not really. Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine?"
Futurama
"Not really."
Futurama
"Mm. Finding God, that's important, yeah."
Futurama
"But you know what might be a treat for everyone?"
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"If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend, Bender."
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"L-I don't know what to say."
Futurama
"Ah! Come on! You guys have forever to look for God."
Futurama
"Oh, how convenient. A theory about God..."
Futurama
"That telescope is as much mine as anybody's."
Futurama
"Oh. Then get in the laundry room or I'll kick your butts!"
Futurama
"So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?"
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"- Yes. - What if I do something different?"
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"I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?"
Futurama
"Yes, but there are so many, asking so much."
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"After a while, you just sort of tune it out."
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"It was awful. I tried helping them."
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"I tried not helping them."
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"But in the end, I couldn't do them any good."
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"Do you think what I did was wrong?"
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"Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do."
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"Yeah, I know. That's why I asked if what I did..."
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"If you do too much, people get dependent on you."
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"You have to use a light touch..."
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"like a safecracker, or a pickpocket."
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"Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
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"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
Futurama
"Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth?"
Futurama
"I don't know."
Futurama
"Let us out!"
Futurama
"We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them!"
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"Hello? Has anyone out there seen Bender?"
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"Fry, it's been three days."
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"And even if you stay here the rest of your life..."
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"there is virtually no chance of finding him."
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"- It's time to give up. - You're right."
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"he actually stole my blood!"
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"I wish I had Bender back!"
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"- Huh? - Hey... What?"
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"- You say something? - N-No. No."
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"Well, so long. Remember what we talked about."
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