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Clips from Scrubs - My Balancing Act (S01E01)

But if you didn't know Dr Cox like I did,

"But if you didn't know Dr Cox like I did,"

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I guess the key to a lot of things is balance.

"I guess the key to a lot of things is balance."

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I hate smiling.

"I hate smiling."

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...balance in love...

"...balance in love..."

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...or sometimes...

"...or sometimes..."

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...just balance.

"...just balance."

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For some of us, it seems too far out of reach.

"For some of us, it seems too far out of reach."

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But the important thing is just to never stop trying.

"But the important thing is just to never stop trying."

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Man, she's beautiful.

"Man, she's beautiful."

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Maybe it would be good if we actually had a date that

"Maybe it would be good if we actually had a date that"

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It can range from a kiss at the door

"It can range from a kiss at the door"

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It's a date.

"It's a date."

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- Really? - No.

"- Really? - No."

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when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple.

"when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple."

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- Last night, when I was with Carla... - Dude, I can't talk.

"- Last night, when I was with Carla... - Dude, I can't talk."

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What do you want? Mexican? Italian? Japanese? American cuisine?

"What do you want? Mexican? Italian? Japanese? American cuisine?"

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And I think he knew who was behind it.

"And I think he knew who was behind it."

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So suddenly, things aren't happening. You know what I mean?

"So suddenly, things aren't happening. You know what I mean?"

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The only change is that we said ''I love you'' to each other.

"The only change is that we said ''I love you'' to each other."

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I was unable to have an...

"I was unable to have an..."

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I noticed he had a rash. I realised he's been having jaw claudication,

"I noticed he had a rash. I realised he's been having jaw claudication,"

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Still not seeing what the problem is.

"Still not seeing what the problem is."

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- I want to talk to you about rounds. - Here we go. Bring it on.

"- I want to talk to you about rounds. - Here we go. Bring it on."

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You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you.

"You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you."

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I assumed that you were afraid of missing Judging Amy.

"I assumed that you were afraid of missing Judging Amy."

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That means a lot coming from you,

"That means a lot coming from you,"

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That you want to be like me?

"That you want to be like me?"

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That poor shrink.

"That poor shrink."

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You... are a wonderful person,

"You... are a wonderful person,"

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I sort of forgot how to want anything else.

"I sort of forgot how to want anything else."

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while you're in the bathroom, you fall, and I can't afford the funeral costs?

"while you're in the bathroom, you fall, and I can't afford the funeral costs?"

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your mother's ever going to live with us.

"your mother's ever going to live with us."

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she's getting a trip to Florida.

"she's getting a trip to Florida."

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You kids ask me the questions, and I'll just give you the answers.

"You kids ask me the questions, and I'll just give you the answers."

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Now, you've got five good ones right there.

"Now, you've got five good ones right there."

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What do you say you put 'em up in the air like you just don't care?

"What do you say you put 'em up in the air like you just don't care?"

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Get over here, right now.

"Get over here, right now."

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Too difficult to achieve.

"Too difficult to achieve."

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Especially if you like girls named Alex.

"Especially if you like girls named Alex."

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- I'd actually never thought of that. - Hell, yeah.

"- I'd actually never thought of that. - Hell, yeah."

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It's a sex thing. OK?

"It's a sex thing. OK?"

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''Daddy, I've been bad. Daddy, I've been a bad boy.''

"''Daddy, I've been bad. Daddy, I've been a bad boy.''"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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fetch!

"fetch!"

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I can't remember. I am so sorry.

"I can't remember. I am so sorry."

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Player to player.

"Player to player."

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Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker,

"Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker,"

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Maybe he just hated rounds.

"Maybe he just hated rounds."

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Hell, yeah.

"Hell, yeah."

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Get the hell outta my ICU!

"Get the hell outta my ICU!"

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I gotta figure this Mr Yeager thing out.

"I gotta figure this Mr Yeager thing out."

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Like a gender issue or like intercourse? Because I'm book-smart on both.

"Like a gender issue or like intercourse? Because I'm book-smart on both."

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Every time you say it, it makes me not want to talk to you all the more.

"Every time you say it, it makes me not want to talk to you all the more."

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and... I love you.

"and... I love you."

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and you didn't wanna talk about it...

"and you didn't wanna talk about it..."

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So... You've really never had...

"So... You've really never had..."

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Doug.

"Doug."

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Dude. It's not me.

"Dude. It's not me."

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- What's wrong? - It's personal.

"- What's wrong? - It's personal."

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It just means that she's got to keep trying,

"It just means that she's got to keep trying,"

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or I'll ban you from the men's room again.

"or I'll ban you from the men's room again."

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That night, we went out on our first date.

"That night, we went out on our first date."

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You asked out a girl stuck in an MRI machine,

"You asked out a girl stuck in an MRI machine,"

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no matter how frustrated she might get.

"no matter how frustrated she might get."

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Rented our first movie.

"Rented our first movie."

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Look out!

"Look out!"

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I'm sorry. I should be more surprised.

"I'm sorry. I should be more surprised."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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And chicken salad.

"And chicken salad."

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and your pants are still dry?

"and your pants are still dry?"

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Elvis, feel free to write this down,

"Elvis, feel free to write this down,"

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- You paged me? - I didn't page you.

"- You paged me? - I didn't page you."

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Since we said ''I love you'', I've been feeling all this pressure.

"Since we said ''I love you'', I've been feeling all this pressure."

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by the forces of evil into conducting rounds this morning.

"by the forces of evil into conducting rounds this morning."

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Mm-kay, Mr Silly Bear?

"Mm-kay, Mr Silly Bear?"

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Last night, Turk and I were, you know, messin' around.

"Last night, Turk and I were, you know, messin' around."

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It's me.

"It's me."

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No.

"No."

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OK, she's with a hot guy. Stay calm. She's gonna be psyched to see you.

"OK, she's with a hot guy. Stay calm. She's gonna be psyched to see you."

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That's the last thing that I wanna... Take that damn thing off.

"That's the last thing that I wanna... Take that damn thing off."

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''SOB'', ''shortness of breath'' and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''.

"''SOB'', ''shortness of breath'' and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''."

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Dr Simotas, stop smiling.

"Dr Simotas, stop smiling."

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you would've believed his performance too.

"you would've believed his performance too."

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Whether it's balance of power...

"Whether it's balance of power..."

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I have to ask Alex for another chance. I have to.

"I have to ask Alex for another chance. I have to."

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Had our first dinner.

"Had our first dinner."

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