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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Desperation Emanation (S04E04)

"So Bernadette tells me she knows you from, uh, self-defense classes."
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"Yeah. Israeli Krav Maga. Lots of fun."
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"Wouldn't think there'd be that many."
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"- Number 42. - Whoa!"
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"Proxima Centauri's the nearest star."
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"The celestial bodies that follow are:"
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"...Barnard's Star, Wolf 359..."
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"...Lalande 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B..."
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"...BL-Ceti, UV-Ceti, Ross 154..."
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"...Ross 248..."
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"...Epsilon Eridani, Lac 9352, Ross-128..."
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"Oh, darn, that's wrong!"
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"EZ Aquarii A, EZ Aquarii B..."
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"...EZ Aquarii C..."
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"Those are the stars that are nearest to me."
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"Tra-la-la and fiddle-dee-dee."
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"Oh, dear."
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"They really do be crazy."
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"Should be. It's $30 a pound."
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"Hey. This is a date, right?"
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"- Yep, it is. - Seventy-three!"
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"Oh!"
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"Ahem, excuse me, I have to go to the little girls' room..."
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"...and take a wicked whiz."
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"I'll go with you."
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"Fair warning, I had the asparagus."
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"My pee is gonna stink up the place."
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"I think she likes you."
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"EZ Aquarii B, EZ Aquarii C..."
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"...Procyon A."
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"Excuse me, madam."
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"Sheldon?"
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"Rats!"
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"I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred..."
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"...when I asked you to meet my mother."
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"No misunderstanding."
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"I've learned what that request actually means..."
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"...by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis."
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"In what way are you screwed?"
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"...so she'll be satisfied that I'm in a relationship."
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"- So we'd be perpetrating a ruse? - Precisely."
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"And you haven't fallen hopelessly in love with me?"
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"Don't be absurd."
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"I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct..."
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"...that adds no value to human relationships."
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"Amy, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me."
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"I trust this clarification allows us to return..."
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"...to boy-slash-friend- slash-girl-slash-friend status."
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"Of course."
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"Would you like to join me for Chinese food?"
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"Sheldon, please, you're suffocating me."
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"- Good night, Amy. - Good night, Sheldon."
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"Come on, just give her a chance. Maybe she'll grow on you."
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"Or maybe she'll finally succeed in ripping my nuts off."
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"There's still 93 ways she hasn't tried yet."
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"Uh, Howard, I appreciate the effort..."
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"...but this is, like, the worst date of my life."
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"Heh, seriously?"
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"I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate..."
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"...and that didn't even crack my top 10."
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"Well, I guess the difference is I have some self-respect."
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"Not that I've ever seen."
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"It's relatively new."
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"I just know I'm not gonna spend time with someone I don't like..."
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"I'm okay on my own."
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"Good news, I made lots of room for dessert."
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"- Uh, Joy, it was nice to meet you, but, uh... - Yeah, you too."
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"You got anything for next weekend? I need a date for my cousin's wedding."
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"- You're asking me out? - Yeah."
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"I'll look forward to it."
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"It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon."
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"I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend."
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"I assure you I am quite real..."
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"...and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter."
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"- What? - Oh, yes."
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"We are like wild animals in heat."
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"It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt."
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"Amy, what is he saying?"
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"You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is."
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"Have to sign off now."
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"My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins."
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"Oh, yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina."
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"- Thank you. That went very well. - Agreed."
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"Amy, I find myself wondering..."
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"...if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship."
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"Buzzinga."
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"Bedtime, please show yourself out."
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"- Hi. - Hi. You don't look like a genius."
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"Alpha Centauri A, Toli..."
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"All I wanna do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother..."
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"Me? How am I supposed to fix it?"
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"- Girl who's a friend. - Thank you."
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"I did."
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