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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's New Friend (S26E26)

"♪ Walking down the down corridor ♪"
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"♪ Using both my feet ♪"
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"Don Bookner. Can't believe you're retiring."
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"We sure will miss your..."
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"But why did you do it?"
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"If I was Fred Flintstone,"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow... ♪"
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"You see how loose my tie is?"
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"I actually have to do my job!"
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"If I don't do my job, atoms go boom."
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"one of the bedrocks of parenting?"
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"None."
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"What?! When were you gonna tell me?!"
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"Uh, uh..."
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"When?"
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"Homie,"
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"a workaholic is probably your best aholic ever,"
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"but you need to relax,"
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"so, I got us all tickets to see the circus on Saturday."
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"Okay, Marge, we can go to the circus."
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"And maybe I can finally find out why a man would think"
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"I knew he wasn't gonna like the stacked parking."
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"so you're blocked in by everyone that arrived after you?"
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"Oh, finally."
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"Come on, kids."
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"There's nothing you'd be interested in here."
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"Oh, Homer, I have to use the... Porta Potti."
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"Do you have to?"
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"can't we please see an act?"
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"Dang, look at all them hobo signs!"
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"being hypnotized makes you more efficient."
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"No, but we're having fun trying."
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"When I snap my fingers,"
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"I'm stack parked."
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"Did you hear me? Stack..."
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"No, I'm not. Yes, you are."
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"Only a ten-year-old boy could be this annoying!"
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"Infinity plus one. Jinx!"
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"Only the coolest kid ever could think of that."
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"the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to induct Kiss."
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"You are wanted by the police, by which I mean Sting,"
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"Andy Summers, uh..."
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"Mom, Dad's been hypnotized to think he was ten."
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"Now I'm gonna test"
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"just how deeply Homer's mind has been effected."
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"Do not force the truth."
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"For now, just treat Homer"
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"just as you would a regular ten-year-old boy."
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"Get the ball, boy! Come on."
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"Go get it, boy!"
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"Ooh! Ow-Ow!"
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"Oh. And I thought when Homer cut off his thumb was bad."
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"Um, Mrs. Simpson?"
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"Have you noticed that she's kind of hot?"
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"Aw, if I'm gonna get through this day,"
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"Am I sick?"
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"All I need is graham crackers, chocolate,"
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"Oops! My homework."
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"Fine, you can go to school."
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"When you're tagged, you have to spread your legs and freeze."
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"Every day's the wrong day to wear culottes."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"going between the children's legs?"
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"but deep down he loves Bumble like a son."
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"Loud."
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"Yeah, thank God that never happened."
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"If you wedgie me, my friend will beat you up."
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"We'll leave you alone."
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"You did it, Homer!"
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"Want to see me make a muscle?"
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"I just want to take advantage of this opportunity"
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"to have you enjoy my saxophone with me."
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"Okay."
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"that other safety inspector out of retirement."
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"I've ever had to a brother."
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"Me, too."
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"I'm afraid you might change back."
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"Look in the lake, tell me what you see."
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"Geez, I hope"
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"I want my Homie back."
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"Well, now that hypnotist is gonna come back and snap him out of it!"
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"All right, Sven Golly,"
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"you're gonna untangle this guy's noodle,"
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"and that's it-- no more hypnotizing anyone."
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"Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing..."
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"Uh, your second childhood is over."
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"Fastpass can't solve everything."
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"Good-bye, friend."
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"Hmm..."
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"and I'd rather just..."
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"That's the only thing you want changed?"
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"Cuddle your wife."
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"You are back! Parked! I hate stacked parking!"
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"Well, here's what happened."
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"Ooh-hoo-hoo! I missed you, too."
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"Well..."
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"It's great to be back."
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"♪ ♪"
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"and you're the bumbling police chief."
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"Exactly so."
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"♪ Wish I was in Floridor ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I'm walking down the corridor ♪"
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"♪ Using both my feet. ♪"
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"Hmm?"
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"Yup, it's time for the gold watch."
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"Thank you. You're free to go."
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"What did you do again?"
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"Safety inspector, 7-G."
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"But wait a minute. That's my job."
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"Yes, of course it is."
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"There are two of us,"
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"That would explain a lot."
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"It's like rooting for the Cubs."
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"You keep thinking they'll make it,"
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"and then you realize they never, ever will."
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"Oh, please."
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"All I'm asking you to do is stay 21 more year"
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"Too late. I'm gone."
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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