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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Philadelphia (S03E03)

"You're not on Facebook."
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"This is really fucked up, Abbi,"
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"you coming here and bringing up my accident"
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"Um, I just... I wanted to..."
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"You're kind of an asshole, Abbi!"
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"- Well, I thought... - No."
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"Abbi is a phenomenal person."
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"Okay, a high-quality human being."
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"Because she... wanted to come here"
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"and give this extremely valuable"
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"first edition commemorative"
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"JonBenét Ramsay Beanie Baby."
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"I am a good person."
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"Wait, wait, wait, just, wait, wait, baby."
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"I'm gonna come down there, I'm gonna explain."
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"Explain what?"
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"Nothing. There is nothing to explain. What?"
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"I didn't make out with you, you made out with me!"
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"Shyffilis, I swear to fucking God, you know you've done..."
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"- Get your fucking ass upstairs. - Okay, okay."
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"- I'm sorry. - Today?"
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"- Get your ass upstairs. - Okay, I'm gone."
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"- Get out. - It was just..."
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"- Okay, so we should really talk. - Good night."
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"Ugh, I just feel terrible."
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"You really shouldn't."
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"Wait, what?"
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"- Yeah. - What?"
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"Yeah."
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"- It's over. - Fuck."
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"Whoa, how's work, training Shania Twain?"
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"It's so good."
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"Last night, after you left, I looked up Alice Ackerman."
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"You know what I found out on Google?"
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"Ahh!"
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"♪ And every time I come a little higher ♪"
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"♪ In my head they're always calling, calling ♪"
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"♪ No outline will ever hold us ♪"
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"Welcome to Wayne. This is it."
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"Then we'd be best friends and hang out all the time."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"- Come on, come in. - It didn't work?"
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"Oh, such an only child's room."
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"I'm so excited this is happening."
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"♪ On the playground is where Will spent most of his days ♪"
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"Gear?"
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"It is my dreadlocks, sir."
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"- Do you know who this is? - Here we go."
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"Do you even realize what you're saying?"
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"I say it all the time."
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"This could be our future. Look at her."
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"Maybe it's about time there's an elephant woman."
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"Was I a terrible person?"
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"Yass, yass, yass."
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"Yass. EBay on fire!"
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"You are such a goy for driving this car, it is unbelievable."
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"I want a DNA test."
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"♪"
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"I'm... we're not even bowling..."
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"- Okay, that makes total sense. - Total sense."
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"Abbi?"
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"- Hi. - Abbi Abrams?"
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"You're still using Shyffilis, huh?"
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"I mean, name-wise. Unless you're like a history teacher or whatever."
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"Oh, my God, wait."
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"- Exactly like my name. - Wait, I am so sorry."
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"I would never, ever have said that if I knew it would stick."
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"And I didn't even care, like, at all, because it was you."
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"- Um, yeah. - I mean, I didn't."
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"You could buy me a drink."
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"- I love drinks. - You got any cash?"
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"I... yeah, I do have some cash."
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"Can I?"
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"Oh, no."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That Henderson?"
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"Hardly, Just some Yiddish Mandarin I picked up from my mom."
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"Yeah, we could."
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"All right, that'll be 200 bucks, boys!"
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"- Okay, I guess we'll just return this. - Yeah."
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"Oh, we have to."
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"a brick wall every single summer from scratch just because."
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"We need, like, a treat, or, like, a piece of meat or something, I don't know."
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"Come here!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- That was amazing. - Oh, my God."
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"JonBenét."
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"Good call."
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"I do remember"
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"- Yeah. - It's true."
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"- Yeah. - It's true."
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"Funny story."
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"That's a Beanie Baby of a dead girl."
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"Okay, Alice, just hear me out, okay?"
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"It's not her fault."
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"We were talking about... She had a crush on me and stuff."
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"We should talk about the..."
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"Shyffilis, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass."
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"That Beanie Baby was worth over $13,000 depending on the strength of the yen."
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"Hey, by the way."
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"♪"
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"♪ No one here is taking notice"
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"Shabbat."
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"I hear that mushrooms can affect your memory and your sex drive, right?"
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"Yes! Natural."
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"Baby, just wait one second,"
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"- Come on! - Here he is!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Oh, my God, look at this dog."
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"JonBenét Beanie Baby!"
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"but no one ever tells you about the feet smell, right?"
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"I remember, we learned about the syphilis outbreak in the colony"
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"♪ Well every day I throw a little party ♪"
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"Oh, um..."
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"in the Beanie Baby market."
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"I'm not gonna just stand here..."
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"Like, from my jam band days."
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"♪ But I wanna gotta go the way my blood beats ♪"
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"Yes, you, the Jews."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"I don't know. I just always loved trash. It's like..."
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