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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Philadelphia (S03E03)

"Cash only."
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"This is terrible."
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"We're using her money to get her the money."
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"- Exactly. - Exactly."
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"- So we have to. - Have to, must."
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"Okay."
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"Sir."
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"What size?"
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"I'm a four. Four-and-a-half."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Jeez."
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"Ooh. Townie boy, get 'dat."
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"Yeah, well, give me your bottom line and I'll see what kind of mood I'm in."
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"It's me, it's Karl Shiff."
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"Uh..."
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"Shyffilis. Sh... Shyffilis."
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"- Holy shit, Shyffilis! - Yeah!"
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"Jeez, you look so good."
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"Well, I mean, it's not really a name you can get away from."
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"- Yeah. - It even followed me to the office."
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"Whoa."
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"could change your life, you know?"
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"Did I have something to do with that... name?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, that was totally your fault, 100%."
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"- Oh... oh, God. - Yeah, no, it's fine, it's fine."
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"I need to atone for this."
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"Really, it's fine."
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"I had, like, a huge crush on you in high school. You knew that."
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"But, I mean, if you really want to make up for it, you could..."
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"Cash only, this place, huh?"
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"Well,"
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"the appreciated value of JonBenét now compared to five years ago is astounding."
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"I'm a turquoise power seller, bitch."
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"Yeah, I know what happened five years ago in Miami."
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"They sold the place years ago."
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"Their daughter was in a horrific accident."
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"They needed all the cash they could get."
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"- Sad story. - Yeah, Alice."
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"Do you know where she lives? I went to high school with her."
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"Oh, yeah. She lives in that house at the end of Henderson."
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"There's only one."
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"and now you are maybe one of my favorite people."
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"We're closing in five minutes."
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"_"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Unreal."
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"Uh, couple things."
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"One, this bad boy gave me the address."
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"Oh, my God, thank you."
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"What's going on?"
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"Bye."
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"No, bro, follow me."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Hey, what up, my peers?"
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"- Yo, give me a hack. - All right."
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"So, listen, guys, my Jeep stalled."
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"I was wondering if you guys can give us a ride to our friend's house."
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"If you could buy us some liquor."
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"Oof. Tit for tat."
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"Oh!"
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"And, guess we will just drink these."
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"I mean, we have to now?"
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"That's hot."
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"I heard Will makes Willow and Jaden do it, too."
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"To keep them humble, you know?"
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"The fucking JonBenéts want the Beanie baby."
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"That is so insane."
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"Come on, baby."
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"Hi!"
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"Ilana, come on!"
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"Oh, my... Where..."
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"Okay, all right."
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"Yes!"
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"I knew it would work 'cause your dread stunk like meat."
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"Okay, it doesn't... It didn't smell like meat."
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"- Jeez. - Dang."
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"I guess Alice is doing all right after all."
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"for when we first see her gnarled, mangled disfigurement."
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"Okay."
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"It's okay, you go."
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"- Ugh, I'll just do no emotion. - Oh, God."
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"Hi."
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"A... Alice?"
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"Yeah, can I help you?"
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"Abbi Abrams, from high school."
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"Oh, my God, Abbi, wow."
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"I didn't recognize you without the dreads. You look..."
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"So this is my friend, Ilana."
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"Hi, Ilana."
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"- Beautiful. - Thanks."
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"Yeah."
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"You're very tall."
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"and so it elongated me and added three inches"
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"And then after that I..."
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"I just couldn't keep the weight on."
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"- Totally. - I feel that."
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"- Understand. - So I started modeling."
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"Wow, not too shabby."
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"What about you? What... why are you here?"
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"Speaking of the accident,"
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"by throwing a dance-a-thon. We danced for all night."
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"I mean, I was in a coma at the time, but I heard about it,"
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"so that was really sweet of you, Abbi."
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"You're a good person."
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"- Huh? Well... - It's true."
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"- Thank you. - It is."
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"- L-O-L. - Abbi, you crazy."
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"You're gonna be like, what?"
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"So I was home,"
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"I never gave it to you."
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"- And it's crazy. - Well, I'll take it now."
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"- You take now. - Thanks."
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"- And you know what, do something... - Some extra cash."
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"Okay."
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"It says here that you raised $946, and there's only $300 here."
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"Well, it was just because we needed the cash to find you."
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"We just needed the money for bowling shoes"
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"and bottles of liquor for teens."
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