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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Philadelphia (S03E03)

"- You know me, when we sat next to... - Whoa! Wait, wait, wait."
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"- What's going on here? - She just..."
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"She made out with me a little bit at the bowling alley."
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"- No, no. - You did?"
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"This is your fucking luck?"
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"- It's the second strike today. - I know."
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"- Dude... - Come on."
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"Aah, I am so happy you two guys came down."
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"- Thank you. - Abbi, I love when you're home."
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"- Wow. - How is that?"
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"She bought her house from Will Smith's mom!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"♪ But a fit would be more fitting, fitting ♪"
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"♪ Should I leap or go on living, living? ♪"
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"♪ Hear the voices venomous and thrilling ♪"
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"♪ It's not a new wave, it's just you and me ♪"
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"Dad, then what?"
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"Get your head outta the gutter."
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"Come here, you."
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"Yeah..."
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"All right. I'll just hang out."
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"- Ha! - Whoa."
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"So, how do you ladies like my car?"
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"Yeah, it's a pretty sweet ride."
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"- It's fine. - Ilana, you don't like my car?"
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"- I can tell. - It's...."
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"- You sort of had this little... - I'm a little squished back here."
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"maybe I would be less nauseous and more physically comfortable."
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"I am rock hard that I'm gonna see your childhood bedroom, Ab."
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"It is so important for a relationship to see a boyfriend's roots."
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"- What? - A friend's roots, I said."
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"Dad, I cannot believe that you're turning my bedroom into an infrared sauna."
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"You've been talking about this since the day you dropped me off at college,"
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"- so I'm supportive. - So GOOP."
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"Um, vagina."
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"Love talking about vaginas with my dad."
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"Don't worry about that noise."
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"Ahh."
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"So many beautiful memories here."
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"Ilana, under that tree,"
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"and was stung over 300 times."
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"- Made the paper. - Yeah."
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"That's where she almost got taken by the neighbors when they moved."
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"What?"
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"Well, you liked playing in the trash so much as a kid,"
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"you'd associate it with the divorce and not play in it."
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"Ooh, my God!"
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"- Why? - There's two TVs."
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"It was just so I can, like, stay on top of the news stories."
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"All right, look, I got three boxes."
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"Keep, donate, and garbage."
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"so you have plenty of energy to finish, all right?"
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"What kind of snacks you like?"
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"- I... - No, no! No."
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"Hope you like stevia."
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"Oh."
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"What's that mean?"
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"Oh, I mean... I meant museum."
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"Ha. Funny."
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"Hey, where's Will Smith's playground?"
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"Well, we're technically in west of Philadelphia,"
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"- so the 'burbs. - Got it."
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"Tax credits."
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"But there is a rumor that Will Smith"
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"Murder."
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"Oh, man, there is so much gear in here."
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"Phish and RatDog,"
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"Dark Star, Disco Biscuits, String Cheese Incident."
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"The white slave rebellion, man."
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"I'll meet you at the contact lens!"
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"I'll see you at the sister's freely."
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"Yeah, I tried to donate them to Locks of Love, but..."
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"Yikes."
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"- They rejected them, it's fine. - Yeah, no shit."
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"Jesus, they stink so much more than the pictures, God."
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"Like pepperoni."
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"Oh, my God. Holy shit!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"JonBenét Ramsey commemorative Beanie Baby."
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"I ran for this. My heart stopped."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Get your palates primes for my bialy bites."
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"All right."
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"You know, Ilana, you can have it."
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"I always felt weird about "getting rid" of her."
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"I know you think it's stupid,"
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"Ilana, come on."
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"I'm not sexually aroused, I'm fiscally aroused."
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"The Beanie boards are gonna light up tonight, baby!"
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"This is so bad."
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"Alice Ackerman was one of my best friends in middle school, all right?"
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"- I'm following. - We drifted apart in high school,"
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"but also because she got in the varsity field hockey team."
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"That's normal, it happens, and that's healthy."
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"On a Saturday."
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"So I organized this entire dance-a-thon"
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"to raise money for her medical bills"
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"and I raised over $900."
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"That is amazing."
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"Yeah, really amazing."
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"Amazing that I fucking never gave her the money."
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"Senior year is when I got into mushrooms."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"I did nothing to help this girl."
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"Nothing!"
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"Maybe, I don't know."
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"But if we give it back tonight,"
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"She is going on the Beanie boards tonight."
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"Relax. Nothing."
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"Dude, this is so weird."
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"We're just gonna, like, show up"
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"at her family's bowling alley just hoping she's there?"
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"You know, you don't need to wear a helmet."
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"I'm a very good driver."
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"It is insane that you drive a car with no doors."
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"Okay, do you think Will Smith's mom lives around here?"
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"Will would buy, like, a much better spot."
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"No shoes, no entrance."
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"Tiptoe, please."
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"You need shoes to get in. New floors. 25 bucks each."
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