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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Philadelphia (S03E03)

"♪ So I'm not fodder for their folly, folly ♪"
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"I think if I were in... In the front,"
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"It's a time share."
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"Me, Larry G., Duckbutter, Bobby G., we all went in on it."
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"You should get a V-steam for the next time we come in."
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"- V-steam? - I don't know what that is."
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"that's where Abbi found a bee's nest"
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"- Congratulations. - And that house?"
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"I found her in their Winnebago in a large cooler."
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"Really?"
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"And over there is where Patty and I told her we were getting a divorce."
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"It didn't work."
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"It's like normal stuff, but it has a past, you know?"
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"- Hey, welcome home. - Ooh, it smells good."
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"Oh! This is Abbi's little height chart! I can't stand it!"
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"No, no, that's lead paint."
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"Let me surprise you, huh?"
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"I don't know if we do."
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"It's the Holocaust Museum of Abbi Abrams!"
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"What?"
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"♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪"
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"Plus, I feel like they shot it in California, right?"
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"I would kill to see that house."
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"Dirt Star, man."
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"From your body and head?"
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"What, what happened, what? Oh, you okay?"
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"This is a first edition"
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"This is more rare than the Princess Diana."
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"Aw, I wanted to keep that a surprise."
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"This is unreal."
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"but you have to be aware of the fluctuations"
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"Look at me, I'm fully engorged."
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"JonBenét, look at her."
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"Fuck me in fucking face!"
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"What?"
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"mostly because I started smoking weed,"
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"Senior year, she got hit by a school bus."
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"Oh, bitch."
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"You know, it totally makes perfect sense, typical Abbi."
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"Where am I?"
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"She's probably horribly disfigured."
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"you can atone for this."
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"Yes."
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"You're right, yes. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna do this right now."
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"Give me one second, I just fully backlit JonBebé."
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"Gorge, gorge."
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"Sassy girl."
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"By the bowling alley? No."
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"Hep!"
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"- Dude. - Come on."
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"Um, yes, we just want to ask a quick question, so..."
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"- Okay. - Dude, I don't "carry cash.""
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"Oh, okay."
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"But we could use some of the money from the Alice fund."
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"It's, like, for her."
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"I didn't realize that it's the 20th anniversary of JonBenét's death."
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"- Whoa. - Dude, it is blowing up on eBay."
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"It's gonna double our value."
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"That's awesome, dude."
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"Who knew that one day at Colonial Williamsburg"
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"- No, we were in the same walking group. - Yeah."
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"and it just sounded so much like your name."
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"What... what?"
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"No, I did not."
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"No, I didn't."
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"You should be honored. I'm wasting my time with a yellow star user?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"_"
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"You think I'm a fucking idiot?"
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"You think I'm MrBubbles9560?"
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"Nope, you're dealing with me, bitch."
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"You know, I've always fantasized about, like, making out in a locker room,"
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"- That's true. - It's like, gross."
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"You're adorable."
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"I'll return these."
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"Um, are any of the Ackermans around, by any chance?"
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"- Can't miss it. - The house at the end of Henderson."
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"- Yeah. - By the convention center?"
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"You were such a dick earlier"
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"Yeah, two, you speak Chinese?"
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"See ya."
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"_"
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"- Dude. - I think the battery's dead?"
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"Savvy."
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"So apparently, Will Smith's dad used to make him build, like,"
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"Will is such a considerate dad."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking Jesus."
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"What?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"- What?! - It's like of course they want her now."
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"Hey!"
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"Come on! Come on, we'll split the money!"
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"Oh, my God, I do."
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"Come on! Go!"
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"Oh, God, later, bitch."
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"Well, it's probably for the team of nurses."
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"We should really practice our faces"
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"- Hi! - That's not bad."
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"It's... it's Abbi."
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"You look great without dreads."
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"Thanks."
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"Alice, you look in... insane."
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"You remember my accident, right?"
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"I mean, I kinda remember it a little."
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"to my height."
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"And ten campaigns later..."
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"and I actually raised some money for your surgery"
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"and I never got the chance to thank you,"
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"You're gonna be like..."
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"and I found this envelope"
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"and it's actually all the money from the dance-a-thon."
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"Does it say that?"
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"and giving me money eight years later"
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"- that's not even all there. - Okay."
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"You know what? I take it back, actually, you're not a good person."
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"What?"
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"I came here to look you in the eye and to atone."
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