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Clips from Family Guy - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (S03E03)

"Be right there. I have to put on my face."
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"You can't stop us, Mayor West! We are all-powerful!"
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"Old man Selberg's ghost still haunts it."
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"Quagmire's team takes the left side of the house and Peter's team will take the right."
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"Today on The View: Cooties, the silent killer."
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"I sure wish I could meet a brave fella like the guy in this book."
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"I'm a doctor doing an experimental procedure to give bones to ajellyfish,"
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"like I do with my Aunt Sophia."
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"- Understand? - Yes."
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""He's a family guy"
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"Argh! Argh!"
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"We need to find a story if I'm ever gonna be a big-time reporter."
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"What? Do I have a boogie? I say!"
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"Wow! That was great!"
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"They're mostly God-awful."
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"Well, we've produced three of our favourite suggestions."
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"Favourites? That's charitable."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"A little spending money?"
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"- Peter, three wishes! This is so exciting! - I want a new hat!"
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"- I want a new hat! - I want them to have new hats!"
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"Kids, these are your father's wishes. Get whatever you want."
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"That's easy. I wish I could see what Kelly Ripa was like off the set."
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"Did you see the size of that dressing room?"
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"- They must really want to keep her. - Your second wish?"
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"I gotjust the thing. I wish I had my own theme music."
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"Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!"
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"Hey, wanna turn that stuff down?"
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""There's an open seat, hope that isn't pee"
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"- I'm sick of hearing it! - I'm sorry, buddy, I can't turn it off."
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"Oh, no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean."
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"Look what I can do to Mary Worth's smug sense of self-satisfaction."
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"I guess we could all adjust to this."
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"- Look! I'm making an angel! - See? Everything's gonna be fine."
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"But, Mom, I've got to use the bathroom now!"
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"Your father gets incredibly filthy rolling around everywhere."
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"I invited some friends over to jump on him like a trampoline,"
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"but his roll of fat sucked up Ryan's shoe"
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"and his mom yelled at him when he got home"
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"and he beat me up at school the next day! It's all here in this pamphlet."
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"where a family member suffers a horrible accident and is a burden on everybody."
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"What a big, boneless jerk I am."
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"I might've screwed up my life but there's no reason to keep screwing up theirs."
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"Goodbye, cruel bone-filled world!"
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"- Coming to the wrap party? - I don't know."
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"I got a stand-up comedy class at The Learning Annex."
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"Actually, I won't be a stand-up comic. I'll be more like an amorphous-blob comic."
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"- I want to jump your non-bones. - Jeez, I can't believe I'm your type."
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"As you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men."
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"I'll have to pass."
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"- Aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag? - That depends on who's asking."
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"but I'd like to try it on a human. Interested?"
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"Didn't you just say that? I'll do it!"
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"The operation was a complete success! What are you going to do now?"
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"It's been so long. What if they don't love me any more?"
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"Where do you think all those bones came from?"
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"Mostly. We picked up a drifter to fill in the torso."
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"Like I always say, a family of freaks is better than no family at all!"
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"Let's go home! You know what's weird? This was covered by my HMO."
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"You dare me to pop a wheelie in this thing?"
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"You're asking if they've done a Sesame Street"
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"in which the Count kills somebody, then sucks their blood for sustenance?"
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"- Maybe it's candy! - Chris, no!"
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"Lois, Lois. Let him dream."
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"Dear me. Does anyone else feel a trifle queasy?"
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"It appears my cranium has doubled in size!"
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"How delightful! This toxic stew seems to have given me telekinetic abilities!"
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"All right. Clearly something very strange has happened here."
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"Hey, Lois, I'm a wishing troll."
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"we must to use these powers properly and not abuse them for personal gain."
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"Oh, no. I forgot the detergent. Excuse me, would you watch him for a moment?"
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"Sure thing, ma'am."
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"Whoa there, little guy. You gotta pay for that."
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"Then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take it away from you."
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"Move it, you slowpoke, the light's green!"
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"I used thatjoke at work today. I'm the funniest guy at the office."
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"- They say I should do stand-up. - Oh! This is insane!"
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"Oh, my God, *NSync is in town. If you get me a lock of Justin's hair,"
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"I'll never ask you for shopping money again. Please?!"
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"We promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly."
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"I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt."
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"Whoo-whoo! Next stop, my thighs!"
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"Hi. Britney Spears. You mind if I go in?"
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"- Oh, not at all, Miss Spears. - Oh, call me Peter."
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"and I figured I'd stop by and say hi."
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"You mind if I have a seat?"
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"- I am out of shape. I got a favour to ask you. - What is it?"
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"I got a hole in my car's muffler. I need to plug it."
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"Oh, great. Thanks. All right, hold still now."
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"- Agh! - I'm Gene Shalit now! Bye!"
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"- Here's your martini. - Thanks."
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"- Hey, it's gone! - I'm sorry, ma'am. Here's another one."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Hi. Can I get some pretzels or something? I gotta drive."
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"Hey, did you bring enough breasts for the rest of the class?"
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"You remember that time you called me "Chris Gristle"?"
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"- I think so. - Well, burn for it!"
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"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle-class Irish family."
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"caused by the Griffin family of Quahog, who seem to have acquired superpowers."
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"Very strange story, Diane. Coming up next: Can bees think?"
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"A new study confirms that no, they cannot."
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"Mike. Clearly the Griffin family is out of control, but not to fear."
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"Clearly you've let yourselves become drunk with power."
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"Is that bleeding? I guess it's all right. Ouch, though!"
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"Anyone who opposes our demands will be destroyed!"
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"Our first demand: You will erect a statue in the town square."
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"It will depict Blair Warner admitting to Mrs Garrett that the poem she submitted"
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"for her creative writing class was plagiarised from a work by Emily Dickinson."
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"That's it! We have to fight fire with fire."
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"If nuclear refuse gave them superpowers, it could do the same for me."
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"Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes."
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"No, no! That's not what Mrs Garrett's bosom looked like. It looked more like this."
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"Notice the sun spots at the top of the right can."
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"I'll heat up his soup."
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"I'll go to China to see if there's a cure. Nope."
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"For now, we'll use our powers to help you get better."
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"Thank you. As long as I have Mrs Garrett's giant rack by my bedside, I'll be all right."
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"Girls! Girls! Girls!"
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"- Yeah! - Cos all you need in life is your best pals."
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