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Clips from Family Guy - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (S03E03)

"- Hi, I'm Brian Griffin. - I'm Stewart."
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"Many of you have written in with suggestions for episodes."
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"- Whoa! - Enjoy."
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""On which we used to rely?"
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"Carol, how did Nick answer the following:"
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"Sorry, that's incorrect. Nick actually said"
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""the antidote"."
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"- Oh, my God! A genie! - I am here to grant you three wishes."
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"So it shall be."
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"Done!"
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"- I don't hear anything. - Get up. Try it out."
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"Sweet!"
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"Come on, that's classic travelling music. Try to enjoy it."
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""Riding on a bus, riding on a bus, sitting next to bums"
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"That's right, son. Take her down a peg."
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"Now smile while I write my name in you."
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"Aaaargh!"
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"- I gotta write that down. - Nonsense!"
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"I'll have the studio send a flatbed for you! See you at eight!"
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"There's something I've wanted to say all evening."
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"What's that, Mrs Catherine Zeta-Jones Douglas?"
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"But Louie Anderson's eating the decorative soaps in the bathroom. Why not try him?"
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"I had the operation so I could go back to my family."
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"- Surprise! - My God!"
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"That doesn't sound safe at all. OK, I dare you."
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"Those big fangs. Have they ever shown him do somebody in, then feed on him?"
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"There's something out in the yard!"
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"- It looks like the back of a tanker truck. - Wow! What do you think's inside?"
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"OK, on the count of three. One, two, three..."
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"Do it again!"
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"We've been given a gift. Whether that gift is Chris's fire conjuring,"
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"Stewie's telekinesis, Brian's superspeed..."
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"- Ask how the queen of England is. - How's..."
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"- She's great. ... Peter's morphing ability..."
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"- Mm-hm. - Got it."
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"Go suck a railroad spike. I have no money."
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"What does that cloud look like to you, honey? To me it looks like... rain."
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"- Hey, do you want to split a Toblerone? - Oh, gosh! Yeah. I think I do."
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"All right, Meg, wait here. I'll be right back."
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"- Since first grade. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"This is just one of many public disturbances"
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"Citizens of Quahog, we have a problem!"
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"You're damn right! Peter stole my hair!"
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"- Settle down, Jeffrey! - Justin."
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"- We demand obedience! - Or else!"
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"Is that all you can do? Ow! That kinda hurt!"
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"Probably from rolling around in toxic waste."
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"- I see. - What were you trying to prove?"
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"- I was trying to gain superpowers. - That's just silly."
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"- I just feel awful about this, Mayor West. - Yeah. Me, too. Stewie, fluff his pillows."
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"I can't believe we let those superpowers go to our heads."
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"What was that?"
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"Hey, Quagmire, watch this."
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"We have a new studentjoining us this morning. Her name is Lois Pewterschmidt."
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"And remove her inflamed appendix before it bursts, causing sepsis."
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"- What you reading? - The Red Badge of Courage."
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"- See you there, pal! - You can't stay in that house!"
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"from years of substandard housekeeping. It does not augur well for you."
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"Aw, zip it, egghead. You with your big words and your..."
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"sure would be the bravest fella I ever met."
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"Yeah. Just thinking about her makes my testicles want to drop."
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"Oops, speak of the devil. Ooh. Make that devils."
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"Whoever's alive in the morning can bury his dead pals."
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"- What was that? - Michael Winslow from Police Academy."
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"Wait, wait. We can't let those guys win."
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"- Check! - Check!"
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"Whoo-oo-oo!"
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"- That's a nice effect! - Yeah, that's really scary,"
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"Wait a second. If you're there, and I'm here,"
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"and Istanbul is in this general area, then who the hell is that?"
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"Remember our story: We tell Lois we both stayed all night."
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"Our top story: Cowardly kids lay down rubber at the old Selberg place."
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"Cheese and crackers! Now Lois'll know everything!"
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"Stop saying that stuff or we'll watch something else!"
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"Yeah. We didn't stay in the haunted house. We're not brave."
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"Then I'm gonna break every bone in your body."
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"That ought to show you!"
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"Aagh!"
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"We have to learn to accept this, like one of those stories on Dateline"
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"They pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside. They're dead."
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"Oh, so this is where all the waste and sewage winds up."
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"Cut and print. That's a wrap. Greatjob, Peter."
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"I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Will you sleep with me?"
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"- I don't know. - Interested?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"Hey! I can make fire!"
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"Come here a second. This is gonna be hilarious."
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"We've each acquired superpowers from that nuclear waste."
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"or Meg's, um... super-amazing ability to grow her fingernails,"
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"I've tangled with superbeings before. They can be stopped!"
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"- Mayor West, you have lymphoma. - Oh, my!"
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"- Sure! As long as those pals ain't dames! - O-tay!"
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"Hey! We told you guys to quit snooping around here!"
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"I bet you're too chicken to spend a night at the old Selberg place."
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"I ain't neither! To prove it, I'll go up there tonight!"
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"Do I have a cobweb in my hair? It feels like I have a cobweb in my hair."
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"My God! Not only are ghosts real, but their innards are made of children."
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"- I've decided I don't care about bravery. - You don't?"
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"No. I realised what I really like is smarts."
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"Sorry I'm late, darling. I was checking my stool for blood."
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"And how!"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Gelman needs us onstage for a couple of reshoots."
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"- He has to take 12 baths a day. - I don't like Dad any more."
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"- Hey, fellas. - Britney? What are you doing here?"
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"- Can I have some of your hair? - I guess so."
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"Now, now. The doctor says I'll make a full recovery. But you learned your lesson."
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"- I feel like such a bastard. - Me, too."
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"Hear ye, hear ye. I call to order the first meeting of the We Hate Broads Club."
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"Ha! Get used to this sight, Diane: Guys running away from you."
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"You said it! Let's you and me swear off 'em for good!"
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"You mean it's your bones that are inside me?"
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"- Eugh! What is this stuff? - It's some kind of nuclear waste."
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"Silence!"
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""The last thing I would ever give my wife is... blank"?"
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"Let go!"
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"I was in the neighbourhood - I'm gonna steal one of your beers -"
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"Citizens, I'm off to the toxic waste dump!"
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