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Clips from 30 Rock - What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? (S06E06)

"Stop pointing your ass at my eyeballs."
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"Tracy, this is Dr. Cornel West."
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"He teaches African-American studies"
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"Yeah, brother Walter and brother Warren and I were out"
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"seen in The Five-year engagement last night,"
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"and they mentioned your concerns"
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"about the image you're presenting as a black man."
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"but these dumb white writers"
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"don't know how us soul cats speak,"
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"one 'twixt the other."
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"And they keep backing up this truck full of money"
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"for me to do this crap."
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"you've got to change yourself, brother Jordan."
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"How are you gonna be a black role model"
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"when you've never had one?"
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"I've been blessed to have mom and dad"
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"and my brother Cliff, John Coltrane, Curtis Mayfield,"
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"and as of last night, brother Jason Segel."
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"So I just need to find my own role model to inspire me."
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"Maybe right under your own nose."
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"Under my own nose."
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"Like a mustache."
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"Tom Selleck!"
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"Diana! The ceremony's not for a little while."
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"You might wanna pace yourself."
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"where you say, "speak now or forever hold your peace"?"
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"I was gonna. Why?"
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"This is gonna be a mess!"
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"Excuse me, are you Elizabeth Lemon?"
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""speak now or forever hold your peace" part?"
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"We used to tap messages to each other during the news."
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"One day we made love while tapping."
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"It was beautiful. No butt stuff."
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"No, no, no. Scott, you don't wanna break up a marriage."
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"No, do not do anything."
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"You do the vow?"
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"No! I'm nobody!"
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"Kim Jong-Il is dead."
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"I'm only waiter."
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"I'm greatest waiter of all time."
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"Okay."
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"Hey guys!"
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"All things considered, it kinda feels like it's just..."
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"Asking for trouble."
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"Yes, this relationship has been tested."
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"To quote George W. Bush, Lemon,"
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""bring 'em on.""
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"when a busload of drunk debutantes"
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"tried to get on his boat."
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"Did it sink? Yes."
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"Because there were too many people on it."
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"Okay, but are you sure..."
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"But Avery and I don't quit. Ever."
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"Oh, are you talking about Hazel or the raccoon"
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"that won't let me into my kitchen?"
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"I know how she thinks, Kenneth."
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"So I went down to human resources,"
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"you submitted to the page program."
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"This isn't my application."
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"Hazel's."
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"She sabotaged you so you won't become a threat."
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"And to think I thought Hazel was a bitch!"
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"She's a meaniepants."
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"This is gonna be a mess."
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"Police are reporting that a bank on Jackson Avenue"
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"was robbed this afternoon by a lone suspect..."
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"A white male in his 30s."
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"towards Manhattan."
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"Are you telling me you haven't found one person in here"
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"who inspires you?"
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"That dress belonged to Rosa Parks."
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"She's one of my personal heroes."
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"I think I found my role model."
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"Sister Parks once said each person must live their life"
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"- as a model for others... - Shut up, Dotcom."
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"I'm not talking about her."
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"I'm gonna do a movie where I play someone's fat old aunt"
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"and I say stuff like, "whoo-wee!""
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"I did. It's Tyler Perry."
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"From now on, my movies will be produced,"
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"written, directed, and seen exclusively"
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"I'm starting my own studio."
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"They will ravage you and your beautiful woman face."
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"in any environment."
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"and kill all the witnesses, you beautiful bastard?"
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"I sold Van Der Beek... For us."
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"And now... I can pay to redo the upstairs."
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"And I was gonna go to prison for you."
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"You won't bail on me."
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"But come on, Bonnie and Clyde. Okay, I'm a boy."
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"I'm a boy, Liz."
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"If anyone can show just cause"
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"why Jack and Avery may not be lawfully joined together,"
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"speak now or forever hold your peace."
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"Hey, Teresa."
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"Kim..."
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"You're the best waiter I've ever seen."
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"I know, Mr. Stepanian. I know."
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"- Are you people kidding me? - Seriously, no one has anything to say?"
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"He kissed my mother."
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"And she's in love with Scott."
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"I was dating another woman."
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"And I wasn't ready to get married."
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"We only did it because..."
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"You truly are an amazing woman, Avery."
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"We're both incapable of failure,"
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"Because I'm good at blending humor and heart?"
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"I'll always care for you."
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"I'll take our friends "A" through "L.""
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"by the website instaminister.Estonia,"
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"I now pronounce you divorced."
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"But you were trying to destroy me the whole time."
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"It started that way."
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"But then I fell in love with you."
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"All you've done is lie to me."
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"How can I believe you now?"
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"Believe this."
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"Mmm! Ah!"
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"Don't you ever do that again."
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"Never!"
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