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Clips from South Park - Major Boobage (S12E12)

"Next on Fox News."
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"It's the newest drug craze. And it's killing your kids!"
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"All over America, kids are getting high on cat urine."
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"Humping cat urine apparently causes a euphoric state."
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"And is also referred to as: Cheesing."
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"This sixth-grade girl says she's been storting cat piss for several months."
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"I sometimes sneaked out during recess and I find me..."
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"get some cats, and we'd just cheese all day long."
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"Oh my God!"
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"So how can you tell if your child is cheesing?"
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"One: Your child seems distant, preoccupied."
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"Three: When you see tigers at the zoo,"
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"your child starts grinding his or her teeth."
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"You might also notice by certain phrases your child says to school friends."
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"Such as: "Hey, let's go cheese!""
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"Or: "Do you feel like cheesing, guys?""
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"What can you do, before it's too late?"
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"We have to protect our children from this, Sheila."
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"Twenty percent of American students age six to twelve"
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"Kids also refer to it as 'the cheese game',"
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"or 'vitamine cheese', or 'Mary-Jane-piss-in-your-face fun time'"
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"All right, we're all sufficiently scared, Gerald."
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"But what can we do?"
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"I have written up a bill, that would make having a cat"
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"Gerald's right. We all have to face it."
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"Cats are deadly animals."
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"If you stick your nose up their crotch and snort their piss, they can kill you!"
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"With my super-lawyer powers, we can rid our town of cats."
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"Let's hear it for Gerald!"
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"Hurray for Gerald!"
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"Oh well, well. Get over it, druggy. Jeez."
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"Goodbye, Scrambles. We'll miss you."
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"Look, I told you, I had a cat."
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"- Guys, have you seen Kenny? - No, I think Kenny's out sick today."
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"Yeah, and he was out sick yesterday too."
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"I think Kenny isn't here because he's at home cheesing."
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"Whoa, come on. Kenny knows how dangerous cheesing is."
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"They've been outlawed."
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"Pot's illegal too. But people still manage to find it."
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"Ever since that first time Kenny cheesed,"
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"You've all noticed the change in him."
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"Kenny!"
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"Oh boy, he's cheesed out of his mind!"
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"There you go. Well, try some coffee, Ken."
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"Yes, we do. We're your friends dude,"
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"We're not gonna let you ruin your life."
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"You've got to lay off the cheese!"
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"Kenny, I know we're supercool and everything."
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"Mr. Kitty! Sssh!"
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"The neigborcat. He hasn't been caught yet."
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"No-no, Mr. Kitty. I know you like Rufus but he has to fend for himself."
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"I can't hide any more cats, Mr. Kitty."
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"I'm in trouble enough as it is."
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"All right, come on, Rufus, quietly."
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"I'm sorry, you'll just have to find somewhere else to..."
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"Well. I suppose I'll get in just as much trouble for four cats as for two."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Kyle! Kyle, can we talk to you for a minute, please?"
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"Yeah?"
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"No."
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"Then why did your mother find this, in your dresser drawer?"
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"All right, look. That isn't mine."
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"I'm just holding it for a friend."
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"Don't lie to us, Kyle!"
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"I'm not cheesing."
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"I've never cheesed once in my life!"
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"Get up to your room, right now,"
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"until your mother and I figure out how to deal with this."
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"- Now, Kyle! - God!"
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"Our son is a catpee addict."
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"First thing is we've gotta dispose of this."
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"Make sure Kyle can't find it."
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"No. No, what am I thinking. I shouldn't do this."
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"I've been clean for ten years."
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"I haven't even been near a cat."
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"But then that report said our kids were doing it too and--"
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"And I knew Kyle would have the same sickness as I used to have."
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"Now a cat is in our home. And it's too tempting!"
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"I'll just do it one more time. One last time."
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"Then I'll call the police, have them pick up the cat."
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"And then I'll never do it again."
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"They say you're hiding cats."
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"Hiding cats? Well, that would be illegal."
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"You don't understand. My little Nisja."
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"She has nowhere else to go."
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"But they will find her."
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"I've already takin' in the Anderson's cats and the Walinski's."
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"There's simply nothing else I can..."
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"You show such kindness in such darkest of times."
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"Kenny, get out of here!"
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"Crap, Kenny!"
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"Dad, somebody's at the front door!"
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"Fine, I'll get it!"
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"He's cheesing his fucking balls off, dude."
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"What?"
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"He apparently got to all the cats Cartman's been hiding in his attic."
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"What are you doing with cats in your attic, fatass?"
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"They're innocent victims in this, Kyle!"
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"Come on, we've gotta find Kenny before he hurts himself."
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"I can't, my dad grounded me."
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"Wait a minute. Where is my dad?"
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"Hold!"
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"You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage."
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"Ho-How come?"
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"What? Get out of here, kid!"
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"Great. Look what I'm getting."
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"You're too young for this stuff."
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"This must be decided at the Breastiary in Nippopolis."
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"Dad! Dad, what the hell are you doing?"
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"They've been going at it for a good thirty minutes."
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"She's mine, you little asshole!"
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"Gerald!"
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"The key proponent of the cat-ban has been charged"
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"with cheesing at a public park."
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"I would like to address a personal matter."
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"And to the people of South Park."
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"It's our fault. The people who use cats for their sweet urine."
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"We have to learn that cheesing just isn't worth it."
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"Sure you get to fight at the Breastiary."
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"And swim in the fountains of Varnog"
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