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Clips from South Park - Going Native (S16E16)

"He still has yet to make the turn..."
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"That's pretty good."
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"We are not joining with people of the Hyatt grand vacations."
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"They have no right to call themselves natives."
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"Your ancestors came on an airplane six months ago!"
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"Our ancestors sailed here."
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"On a cruise ship. Nine months ago."
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"Look if we are to fight the haoles we have to allow all natives to stay."
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"It doesn't matter how many tribes we have-we can't win."
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"We are but few against the haoles' military might."
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"this child sunk a cruise ship by himself."
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"I came all the way down here for my hapa noa ceremony and I can't even have it,"
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"cuz the haoles have to ruin everything."
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"If you ask me the only good haole's a dead haole! With a..."
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"Let us make a pact with more chi chis!"
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"Um. We're, we're out of chichis."
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"Oh my God."
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"This is the U.S. coast guard."
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"We have instructions to take you by force if necessary."
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"Launch the bocce balls!"
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"Dang it..."
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"We gave it all we had..."
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"I'm not licking anybody's -..."
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"Young Keiki... try to control your anger-no! This is our home!"
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"even after massacring daredevil they happen to come back"
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"and be with Jennifer Lopez and be a good director."
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"There I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up."
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"But it holds up God darn it! Ben Affleck has everything."
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"Everyone! Look I say!"
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"My dear friends of the mainland."
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"who found new courage to fight their oppressors."
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"gave in to the natives, and had the Mahalo rewards cards reinstated."
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"Our two cultures, it appears, will once again live in peace."
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"become his old cheery self again."
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"And so it is with great honor that we recognize these two natives"
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"Take your cards, boys."
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"Except it still doesn't change the fact that Ben Affleck gets to be handsome,"
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"talented and then gets to go home and kiss Jennifer Lopez."
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"Yeah/yup/that's right..."
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"Yeah! Oh... I like that Ben Affleck guy."
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"Did you see Argo, Kenny?"
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"Ben Affleck has a lot going for him."
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"Fellas! Fellas!!!!"
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"What?"
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"Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes."
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"Do you have any idea how grounded you are about to be, mister?"
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"I don't want him to go, Stephen! He's too young!"
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"You know that's not allowed!"
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"A distant and very secluded island world... Called 'hava-ii'."
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"We're from Hawaii?"
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"Take this, son."
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"I'm not his best friend."
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"No, no! I have to go to Hawaii Kenny! I have no idea"
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"Can't you see I'm in horrible pain."
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"Well, we're here. Now what do I do?"
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"Uhh who's this?"
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"Mahalo!"
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"That means taboo especially the haoles."
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"Here's where many of us natives live."
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"What can I tell you of this mysterious island and its people?"
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"He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily, his ceremony"
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"We ask that you... listen. Listen everyone. I have terrible, horrible news!"
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"For we must unite together as never before!"
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"though he sympathizes being a native Hawaiian himself. Hmmm..."
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"Are all the tourists gone from our island?"
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"Finish his ceremony?! We are at war David!"
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"He won't betray us, will you Kenny?"
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"I told you a haole couldn't do it!"
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"But they're still letting vodka through, right?"
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"Well I won't do it you hear me?!?!"
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"and hit a home run that everyone loves!!!!"
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"A puy loa hapa loa!!!"
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"Not everything, but a lot. Whooppee!"
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"they got good looks and just cuz,"
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"you must do it alone."
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"Your parents said you would be coming for your ceremony."
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"Yes, but poipu is getting pretty overrun with tourists, I'm afraid."
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"Ahhh, Steven and Linda's child."
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"little for the rush and worry of the outside world."
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"As for Butters, he is quickly learning the ways of his"
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"Don't worry Butters, your friend will find his way back to his kind."
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"You're talking about Butters."
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"with their hapa loa."
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"He's a good filmmaker."
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"I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time friendly faces everywhere"
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"Hey yeah, all the time!"
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"Excuse me, he needs to get to Hawaii."
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"What about him?"
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"You do?"
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"The shark's tooth necklace represents your connection to our island."
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"You shouldn't be able to be good looking,"
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"Ben Affleck isn't with Jennifer Lopez anymore, he's married to Jennifer Garner."
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"Butters, come on."
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"appears to be intoxicated."
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"and with any help from the gods,"
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"We can't fight without chichis!"
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"This is Breaking News!"
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"but I'm sick and tired of being pushed around all the time!"
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"***"
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"Butters just got on a bus with his bags packed and said he's going to Hawaii."
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"It has to do with biology."
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"They can't cut off our chichis..."
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"Kenny!!!"
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"They won't let me on the plane."
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"people spouting, "howdy, neighbor""
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"So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine."
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"You know that better then I do!"
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"I'm a native Hawaiian."
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"Uh yeah, I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go."
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"and I must admit it will be with some melancholy that I will"
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"I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach, too."
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"He's the only kid at school I actually like you bunch a jerks!"
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"He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh... I feel so much better!"
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"You people just don't give up do you?"
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"Ready! Fire!"
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"Humbly yours, Kenneth."
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"Butters stotch with his hapa noa."
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"Hey I do feel Butter..."
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"What adventures I have found on the tiny island of Kauai."
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"It's finally over young Keiki."
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