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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the Multiverse (S08E08)

"Boy, they've got some very unusual prizes at the carnival this year."
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"- What do you eat? - Attention."
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"- This is it, Brian. - What's that?"
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"coexisting with ours on parallel dimensional planes."
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"like you already kind of knew what I was talking about."
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"and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."
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"In this universe, she's still one of the ugly ones."
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"All right. Off we go."
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"Home sweet home."
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"Well, we can't stay here, that's for sure."
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"From the look of it, I'm guessing this is Quahog"
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"I know. But I can't reach the device. You try. You're closer to it."
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"Yeah, it did! Keep going."
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"- It's working. Do more! - You want a treat? You want a treat, boy?"
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"- You got it! You're through! - Yes. All right, what do I do?"
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"Press the big button!"
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"where everyone has to take a poop right just now."
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"- Okay, just leave them on my desk. - Okay, that works out fine for me."
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"It seems we're in a universe where everything is drawn by Disney."
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"Did somebody say pie?"
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"It's a wonderful day for pie"
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"- For pie - For pie"
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"Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it?"
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"It's a wonderful day for pie"
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"- The bees making honey - This Tom Tucker bunny"
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"It's a wonderful, wonderful day for pie"
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"Hello, everybody!"
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"Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is a Disney universe."
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"- Just push the... - Yeah, okay, okay. I'll push the thing."
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"And therefore, he was unable to use his influence to get Kennedy elected."
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"The device can't make heads or tails of it."
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"It's just some sort of weird, low-resolution, blocky universe."
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"And why am I holding a dinner platter that says "McCain-Feingold"?"
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"- You don't get it. - No, no. I totally get it."
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"And, you know, it's not as bad as you think."
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"Sorry about that. Bad girl, Holly. No jumpies!"
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"Come on, Holly. Let's go. This guy's a freak."
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"I mean, we have a unique opportunity to study alternate universes in depth."
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"Why the hell would you break the damn device?"
Family Guy
"Here's a thin napkin."
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"Okay, I'm a new neighbor and you're my pet human, Hotchkiss. Got it?"
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"What do you mean? You came up with Hotchkiss."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! I know that sound!"
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"It means there's a potential intruder at the front door or one of my pals!"
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"Either way, I'm really excited and ready for anything!"
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"Mommy, I want to play with the new human!"
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"But I can't do anything about it. My device has been destroyed."
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"- Morning, Peter. - Hey, Joe."
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"My name's not Gabe!"
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"Look, I'm sorry about this. Let me just pay the fine or whatever"
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"What did he mean by that?"
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"Oh, thank God, I'm saved!"
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"Free in a world of his own kind where he can finally reach the full potential..."
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"Step right up. Step right up. You won't believe your eyes."
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"Step right up and see the amazing half man, half clam."
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"What a rip-off. It's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style."
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"A winner! Congratulations, son. You've won a genuine, live homosexual."
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"Where are we going? Wait! Don't tell me!"
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"- Oh, boy! Mom, can I keep him? - Well, it's a big responsibility, Chris."
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"That means you'll have to clean up after him and feed him."
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"- I like your hair. - Still hungry."
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"- You have a beautiful speaking voice. - I'm full."
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"Let's see, I guess 185 pounds."
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"Wrong. I'm 95% helium."
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"- Brian, look what I won. - Wow, what'd you win that for?"
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"For having the best pig in the competition."
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"- Wait, you bred a pig? - Sure did."
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"Most genetically perfect one in the contest."
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"Oink."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- How the hell did you do this? - I'll let you in on a little secret, Brian."
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"I didn't do it. I got it from a farm."
Family Guy
"What the hell kind of farm breeds pigs like this?"
Family Guy
"Would you like to see it for yourself, Brian?"
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"- Yeah, I would. - Good."
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"Because it's gonna blow your mind like the stereopticon did to Americans in 1910."
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"Hey, I'm in New York City! No, I'm not. Yes, I am. No, I'm not. Yes, I am!"
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"What's going on here?"
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"It's how I got the pig."
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"You ever heard of the Multiverse Theory, Brian?"
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"Of course I have, but I'm wondering if you have."
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"Oh, my God! So transparent."
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"Well, the theory states that there are an infinite number of universes"
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"- Dimensional planes, right. - Oh, don't do that."
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"Don't repeat the last two words"
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"You have no idea what I'm talking about."
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"Now, in each of these alternate universes, the reality is different than our own."
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"Sometimes only slightly, sometimes quite radically."
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"The point is every possible eventuality exists."
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"And that's where you got the pig, in a parallel universe."
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"Prepare yourself, Brian, and I'll show you."
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"Where are we? This is Quahog, Brian."
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"Same year, same time."
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"Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred"
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"- Ergo, muscular, genetically perfect pigs. - Hey, look. There's Quagmire."
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"All gone."
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"- What time do you suppose it is, Brian? - I don't know. About 3:30."
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"Watch the sidewalk."
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"My God! Is that Meg?"
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"36-D, Brian."
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"And you know what's amazing?"
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"If you saw Lois, your penis would shoot right off your body."
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"Come on. I'll show you around."
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"- Hey, is there a bathroom around here? - You need to go pee or poop?"
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"- Poop. - One poop removal."
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"- Wow, did I just go poop? - You sure did. All digital."
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"- Where does it go? - It gets beamed to another dimension."
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"Let me ask you this."
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"What about all the Renaissance art that Christianity inspired?"
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"That was my first question, too. Come on. Have a look at the Sistine Chapel."
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"Wow."
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"Yep. With no Christianity to inspire Michelangelo,"
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"they gave the job to John Hinckley."
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"- All right. You ready to go home now? - Are you kidding? This is amazing."
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"Can we see more universes?"
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"Hmm. Well, I haven't tried yet, but I don't see why not."
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"- Whoa! What's this place? - Yeah. This universe looks weird."
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"Yeah, it's cheap and somehow lazy."
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"Yabba dabba..."
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"- Rock-Peter? - Yes, Rock-Lois?"
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