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Clips from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Hell Hath Fury (S01E01)

"'Got the call - chef down and it can't wait till morning."
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"I suggest we split up -"
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"me and Liz will search this office."
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"Fine. If he makes administrative errors, I'll bust his hump."
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"- At least you're not going with Liz. - That's true."
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"Now get out of here."
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"but I'm old, tired, spent, busted,"
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"harnessing psychokinetic abilities in underprivileged kids."
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"I've seen Garth bend a fork, so he knows what he's talking about."
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"I mean we all have abilities."
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"Did you attack the chef? Thanks for your time."
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"Did you attack the chef? Thanks for your time."
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"All this started to happen when the temp arrived."
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"Just keep 'em peeled. We might need to kill him."
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"(Temp) So that's why we're searching the hospital basement?"
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"PING!"
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"Dead - we're too late. Looks like our man struck again."
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"Telekinesis. Someone is propelling objects around this hospital."
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"I don't know yet. People often develop these abilities when they feel angry or unappreciated."
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"How are you two doing?"
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"this hospital would be up the creek sans paddle."
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"Reed?"
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"Dag... Hello?"
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"(Over phone) 'Knives, cutlery all over the shop!'"
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"'Oh, my God, kitchen sink and all!'"
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"Can't hold these plates off much longer, Liz!"
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"Aaaa-ha-haaaagh!"
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"Get me Dr Rick Dagless."
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"'Escaped it.'"
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"In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor,"
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"whoe'er he be, often he's both,"
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"but it's about the puppets, not the string."
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"If you go to Punch and Judy to watch the wires, you're a freak."
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"Yeah, it's me, Dag. I've been cornered by some cutlery."
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"Let's do this."
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"It's just you and me now, kiddo."
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"No buts. There's a lot of clerical work ahead of you,"
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"And we tried to keep the slow motion away from the dialogue as much as possible."
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"Anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion."
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"'I had to help Reed, trapped in his office by a desk he could no longer trust."
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"'And I had to help the temp who was probably doing some filing or data entry."
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"'Liz was turning my own stationery against me."
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"Liz, hide your shame."
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"Aaaargh!"
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"Argh-argh-argh!"
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"Argh!"
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"ALL SCREAM"
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"- What's your name, son? - Clive."
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"Oh, a British principality."
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"I'm gonna miss the banter which has fizzed from the get-go,"
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"I'll get Liz to do it first thing."
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"CHOKES"
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"No!"
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"I owe you all an apology. Sanch..."
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"Though extracting psychokinetic ability is in its infancy."
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"It was unprofessional and girlish. It won't happen again."
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"I've seen a couple I fancy."
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"I baked them by way of apology."
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"I just can't believe the temp is dead."
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"It's all right, Rick, we'll get another one."
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"I was wild, full of ideas, knuckle to knuckle with authority,"
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"real Jimmy Dean. Guess we were two peas punching it out in the same pod."
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"I just hope he realised how much he taught me, that it weren't just one-way traffic."
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"Well, you'd hope."
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"I'd like that. I could use a drink."
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"Yes, I'd prefer a beer!"
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"Dear me!"
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"Oh, dear! >"
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"Hee hee hee!"
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"'We'd seen a new side to Liz."
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"'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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"'They can get upset at the slightest thing -"
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"'br insisting on splitting a restaurant bill, even though that's only fair."
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"'whichever seemed more plausible.'"
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"It wouldn't be an ideal way to work."
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"'in association with Dean Learner.'"
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"and the inside of my head was its only ticket out."
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"'I'm Garth Marenghi - author, dream weaver, visionary, plus actor."
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"(Rick) Try the fish."
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"Who's that? He has a special aura around him."
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"He's a brilliant yet troubled man and I'm privileged to know him. I'll introduce you."
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"- The doctors want their chicken. - It'll be ready in five minutes."
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"Have you met the temp?"
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"Tarragon? Oregano? Never heard of it."
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"And if that's not being an innovator, I don't know what is."
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"'Poor guy - ladle to the head and a fork where a fork don't fit."
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"It seems we have a mystery attacker in Darkplace."
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"Me and Sanch don't need a third wheel."
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"That's what the Garth Marenghi Foundation is about -"
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"Did you attack the chef? Thanks for your time."
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"And apparently more objects are heading this way... Goodbye."
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"Holy cow, it's you, isn't it? You're doing this."
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"(Sanch) Get a wriggle on! This way!"
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"- No, Liz. No. > - Reed?"
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"Aaah-haa-haaaagh!"
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"you're running on adrenaline and that's what you have to capture in the mise en scene."
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"you're ignoring the story."
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"- You stay here. - But Rick..."
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"'I had to help Sanchez, locked in primal struggle 'twixt man and whisk."
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"'I pressed on, chased by a stapler with my name on it. This was unbelievable."
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"Argh-ugh."
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"Argh!"
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"Argh!"
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"I'm gonna miss you, Clive."
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"- What? - I..."
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"Don't you dare die!"
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"I think what this episode shows is that the human spirit cannot be overcome."
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"If you took away my ink, I'd write on the wind."
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"(Dean) 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is a Garth Marenghi production"
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"He goes with you, and that's a deal-breaker."
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"Everything bar the kitchen sink."
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"(Sanch) See you soon, gang!"
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"HISSING"
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"I'm a rebel. I play a rebel brain expert"
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"Whoa!"
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"Negative - this ain't a fresh kill. It don't look like a kill at all."
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"Uh-huh. Bye."
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"- What is it? - Cordless iron. Friggin' smarts as well."
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"- Tell Dag, it's Liz. - OK, I'll get help."
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"GUNSHOTS"
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