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Clips from South Park - Coon vs. Coon and Friends (S14E14)

"What are you talking about?"
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"All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice!"
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"Cartman you are the bad guy, not us."
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"Nu-uh, you guys are the bad guy."
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"Whaaaaaaaaa!"
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"What are you doing with that thing?"
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"He's going to help me get rid of you guys,"
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"Cartman, if you team up"
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"with the most evil thing in the universe"
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"then clearly, you are the bad guy!"
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"No, because it's for the greater good"
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"like when Superman teamed up with Lex Luthor."
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"Superman never teamed up with Lex Luthor!"
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"Well, that's why Superman isn't around anymore, isn't it?"
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"Cthulhu, banish them to a dark oblivion please."
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"Dude, that was awesome!!!"
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"You were all like rrrrrrrr!"
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"And they were all like noooooo!"
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"Alright. Now,"
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"we've taken out most of the synagogues,"
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"sent my friends into a dark oblivion,"
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"Burning man is the biggest hippie festival in the world,"
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"and tomorrow, we are gonna wipe em all out!"
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"Pretty soon the whole"
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"Yes, yes, the Coon and friend."
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"Now after burning man, we'll take down Whole Foods, alright."
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"I don't know but, I feel like I've been here before."
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"And so the Coon had returned with the dark lord Cthulhu!"
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"Upon seeing Cthulhu in person,"
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"Mintberry Crunch, heroically dashed off to..."
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"to save the day!"
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"With minty coolness he hurried back home!"
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"And heroically watched judge Judy,"
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"knowing that his super hero"
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"friends were probably just fine without him!"
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"Oh shit!"
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"You guys, I wanna go home!"
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"We all wanna go home, Clyde!"
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"Maybe we should just find a place to hide and wait for help."
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"What help, dude?"
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"I'll try and find help."
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"How, dude?"
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"Kenny, where the hell are you going?"
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"Or I could be wrong."
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"Kenny!"
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"Ow!"
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"That fucking hurts!"
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"Oh my God! Kenny."
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"Biggest party in the world baby!"
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"Fuck all you!"
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"The dark and evil Cthulhu is bringing his angry wrath"
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"down upon the burning man festival, Tom."
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"Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated Tom,"
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"but the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and..."
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"It is not 'Cthulhu.'"
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"I'm a little sick of everyone giving him all the credit"
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"when I'm the one really making the world a better place."
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"Tom, it appears that Bruce Vilanch has arrived"
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"on the scene wearing a rat costume."
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"Cthulhu this guy too!"
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"Oh, get that fire-twirling hippie bitch!"
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"This freaking sucks!"
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"We worshipped and prayed to Cthulhu,"
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"went to all the cult meetings,"
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"I thought that when Cthulhu rose from the depths"
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"all was gonna be darkness and pain."
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"I thought at least school would be canceled."
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"Oh joy, it's underwear boy again."
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"That God you pray to just took away all my friends."
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"Not our God."
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"He promised everything would change if we worshiped him,"
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"but we're just sitting here smoking cigarettes like before."
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"How do I fight him?"
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"Cthulhu isn't alive or dead, alright."
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"Tell me what that means."
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"Go away, mom! I hate you!"
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"Just let your little brother play with your friends, sweetie."
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"He's lonely."
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"Fuck off dork."
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"M-Mysterion!"
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"I'll play with you another time!"
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"Mysterion is here!"
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"No time to waste."
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"Time for Bradley Biggle to transform!"
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"Shablagoo!"
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"the Necronomicon is an account of the old ones,"
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"their history and the means for summoning them."
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"Old ones?"
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"It was written by a mad prince,"
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"who knew of the nightmare city of R'Lyeh,"
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"which fell from the stars and exists beneath the sea,"
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"and in another dimension."
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"That's it."
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"That's the place I just was!"
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"Cthulhu and other beings are from this city,"
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"but for years cultists have tried to bring them into our world."
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"Why can't old ones die?"
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"The only thing that can destroy an immortal,"
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"is another immortal."
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"Ah ha! Don't worry, Mysterion!"
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"Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists!"
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"Get out of my room, twerp!"
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"Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister!"
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"Grab her legs Mysterion!"
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"Mysterion?"
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"Hey Mysterion! Wait up!"
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"Come on, wait up!"
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"Us Coon friends need to stick together, remember?"
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"Where're you going?"
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"Wherever Cthulhu is."
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"But he'll kill you!"
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"Maybe,"
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"but with any luck I might find the reason for my powers."
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"Oh right!"
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"You don't understand."
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"delivering full flavor and an intense crunch?"
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"We must find out answers Mysterion!"
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"Mysterion, I'm going with you!"
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"After the triumphant"
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"victory over the evil hippies of burning man,"
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