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Clips from South Park - Coon vs. Coon and Friends (S14E14)

"The BP oil company drills into the ocean floor!"
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"an ancient evil God from another dimension!"
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"Mint Berry Crunch!"
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"They are the key to stopping Cthulhu from taking over the world."
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"Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it."
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"The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch!"
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"And shoot lasers out of his eyes, and Mysterion can..."
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"Wait! What's your super power, Mysterion?"
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"I can't die."
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"And you screamed, oh my God,"
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"Well, you don't! I die over, and over."
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"Dude, you're freakin' out Mintberry Crunch."
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"Alright, dude. Let's just say you're not crazy and it's true."
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"Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?"
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"It's not pretty cool, Kyle!"
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"Remember this time!"
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"Gather around, believers in good,"
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"and listen to the newest installment of the Coon!"
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"and ripped open a hole to another dimension."
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"Seeing the disaster on Coonvision,"
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"As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped,"
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"Without warning, the Coon friends changed."
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"The Coon tried to reason with them."
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"Tried to bring them back to the side of good."
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"The Coon teamed up with Cthulhu,"
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"because even Cthulhu knows what"
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"And that they are manipulative, uncaring, vagina faces!"
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"The Coon."
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"Baby, I know you're asking me to stay."
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"Hi mom."
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"Yes they are,"
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"Should I admit I made mistakes?"
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"Should I say I've done this before?"
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"Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened?"
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"What should I do, mom? Tell me!"
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"I just... I... I'm going to go make you kids some lemonade."
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"of me shooting myself in the head, do you?"
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"W...What?"
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"What we need to do is talk to people in that cult."
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"So what's goin' on?"
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"No, I know. That's cool. I understand."
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"Even though I started it and the secret base is in my house."
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"Yeah, no, that's totally understandable."
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"You should fuck off."
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"That's what you should do."
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"Alright. Look, you guys were totally right, okay?"
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"That and there's a double rainbow outside."
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"Wait, Mintberry Crunch."
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"like you guys could ever see a double rainbow."
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"Your evil doing days are over, mosquito!"
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"so together we can make the world a better place!"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"destroyed San Francisco,"
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"and so our next order of business will be burning man!"
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"world will be transformed thanks to the Coon!"
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"The dark lord is agitated and the Lebron James technique might not work."
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"The Coon will have to use an even more manipulative technique."
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"time to bust out cute kitten."
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"We aren't going that way!"
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"Nobody in the real world even knows we're here!"
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"Alright, you guys, hide as long as you can."
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"I'm going to try to get you all out of here."
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"You... you crazy bastard!"
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"Fucking hippies!"
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"No, no, excuse me!"
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"it is Coon and friend."
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"but life is still totally freakin' gay."
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"How do I fight him?"
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"It's like Obama all over again."
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"Will you guys paint with me?"
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"Please can I just..."
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"What's going... Uh, that's okay, sis."
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"He must have come for my help!"
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"Alright, look,"
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"Dark deities that existed before man."
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"You've been to the nightmare city of R'Lyeh?"
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"Lucky."
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"And what about Cthulhu's power?"
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"Oh crap!"
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"What?"
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"Maybe I can find the reason for my powers too!"
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"How was it that Mint and Berry came together"
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"Coon and friends turn their"
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"No more organic crap for America."
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"Thanks to Coon and friends,"
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"our most challenging and most evil opponent."
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"It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter."
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"who will continue to fight for good and justice."
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"Kenny?"
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"You little fucking prick!"
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"No. This is what super heroes do."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Here's your prize!"
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"Don't listen to him Cthulhu!"
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"Come back!"
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"and you must have many questions."
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"Berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything."
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"Wow!"
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"Hello Cthulhu, I heard you haven't been berry nice."
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"out of that dark oblivion, Mintberry Crunch."
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"All the Coon and friends stopped the BP drilling spill crisis!"
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"This is inhumane!"
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"Bradley actually had super powers."
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"Oh my God!"
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"We shoulda never gone to that stupid cult meeting."
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"Sit back, justice believers,"
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"and listen to another edition of America's favorite super hero!"
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"Mintberry Crunch!"
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"Our story begins in a remote corner of the Gulf of Mexico!"
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"But they drill too much,"
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"and the BP oil company accidentally unleashes Cthulhu,"
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"Halfway across the country,"
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"a mild mannered, attractive fourth grader, Bradley Biggle,"
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"hears of the disaster on the news while with his friends."
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"But Bradley Biggle is no ordinary fourth grader!"
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"Not long ago he realized he had super powers he could call upon,"
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"by turning in place and saying the magic word!"
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"Shablagoo!"
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"And in a flash Bradley is"
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"transformed into that thrilling super hero,"
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