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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Priest & the Beast (S02E02)

"-How? -Use your door."
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"-But I haven't read the instructions. -Open your mind."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"BETAMAX: ♪ Windy, windy, nice and slow, windy.... ♪"
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"I paused him. I paused Betamax."
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"A little to the left. Oh, shit."
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"(WOMEN CHEERING)"
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"(SLOW ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)"
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"Inside our own minds."
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"you can only find The New Sound at the end of a long journey."
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"-or we're going to hurt you. -All right, calm down."
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"This is liquid music, it will turn you into musical geniuses."
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"You are truly wise, Naboo."
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"Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal?"
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"-I doubt it, that was just Lucozade. -Oh."
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"Come on, mind your feet. Mind your feet."
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"Thank you."
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"-No, it couldn't be. -I think it was."
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"-That's pretty good actually. -Yeah. How's it going your end of things?"
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"I'll tell you how it works, right?"
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"put it back here, regenned it through itself,"
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"looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide"
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"-Cool. Let's hear it then. -Now go easy, 'cause this is early days."
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"-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines."
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"Naboo, you've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound."
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"-Come on, Naboo. -Look, maybe there is something I can do."
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"-Why do you think we are here, Spider Dijon? -I don't know."
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"Is it 'cause you have no new ideas and no new songs in you"
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"(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)"
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"Hey, Rudi, that was pretty good, huh? Do you think that was the new sound?"
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"Slightly different."
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"Yes. We all know about this, don't we?"
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"I was a good husband."
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"That was a misunderstanding, I was naked, it was dark,"
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"Maybe I can read a few names, in my phone book here."
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"He's a better guitar player than you."
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"This is the last time you ever raise your guitar to me."
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"(SCOFFING)"
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"which is populated exclusively by women desperate for a man."
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"Hey, Carlos, you're breaking up."
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"-Yeah, it is a nickname, you know. -Oh!"
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"(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)"
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"(FUNKY CLAVICHORD, SPIDER HUMMING)"
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"She should meet my friend Rudi. They get on like a house on fire."
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"(SNICKERING)"
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"little bit of free love."
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"I'm the moon."
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"-I am a priest. -Yes."
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"But I know there was something about you. Something in your eyes,"
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"Someone who died for what he believed in."
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"-Who was that man? -He was my father."
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"I too love pigs."
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"You must leave this town. Betamax will kill you."
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"He is an obsolete format and wreaking his revenge on the world."
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"He kills all our menfolk and takes his fill of the women."
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"Do you have an allergy?"
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"think of me."
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"Monkey."
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"-Come on, let's go. -We're not going anywhere."
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"They were off in a shot, I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron."
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"I cannot be this thing you want me to be, you know."
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"Backstage passes to Santana in Rio. Go to him, he shall take you on."
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"Because we are bongo brothers."
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"The backstage pass test."
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"And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are."
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"What will you do with him?"
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"I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah?"
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"The New Sound."
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"Doesn't look like anything. It is a sound."
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"I think it is perhaps something to be saved for your solo project."
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"♪ We are looking for the new sound"
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"Get some Santana albums, steal some licks, mix them up a little."
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"It's not fair. You get to get the door. Why don't I get to get the door?"
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"You did things wrong, you stole other people's music."
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"Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar?"
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"Better a priest than a beast."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Everyone comes here to find a new sound."
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"♪ I've searched so long"
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"♪ Gonna lick your thighs Gonna suck your hair"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving"
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"WOMAN: Oh, that is Monkey. She is strange."
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"She smells of peanuts. We leave her alone."
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"Typical of you to waste your time on these baubles."
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"Why don't you stick around?"
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"Don't get your robe in a twist, you know."
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"This is him."
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"Sneaking around in the dark like some kind of pervert."
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"We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax."
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"and make love, until I fall over in the dirt, and then the next day I do it again, you know."
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"You cannot make milk into cheese."
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"-I don't know what to say, Rudi. -Don't say anything, just go."
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"Here you go. Come to papa."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"How does that help us, you berk? We've got to meet the record label in 1 0 minutes."
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"-How long does it last? -Three hours. Quick, run."
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"I think we've found our new sound, Naboo. Sing, Vince."
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"We are already under investigation by the musicologists."
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"He loves complicated women."
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"I thought you'd gone to Carlos."
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"I too have seen eyes like yours before."
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"-What is this? -It's the tears of Mozart."
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"I took a note, a sawtooth wave, right off this Pantomime 4,"
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"He's right. It is awful."
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"-See these guys? -HOWARD: Rudi and Spider."
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"-El Sonido Nuevo. -HOWARD: What's that mean?"
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"You expect me to believe this?"
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"♪ Gonna make you sore Gonna tell you why"
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"What brings you here?"
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"Maybe you still have that chance."
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"Help me, Spider."
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"(SINGING IN SPANISH)"
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"NABOO: And that's the end."
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"Genius. Bongo in the Congo."
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"♪ We are searching for that new sound"
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"I'm not an ox, I am a lion and if I want something, I pounce."
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"I was changing a string, I became entangled."
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"I have had enough of this talk now. I need to meditate."
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"There was a time when we used to play together and that was enough."
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"She has visions and she drinks her own urine."
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