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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Priest & the Beast (S02E02)

"You know, it was the '60s, you know, free love, we were young."
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"Besides, your wife wasn't just free with me. She was free with everyone."
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"You cannot put all of the blame on top of her head."
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"What do you mean by this?"
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"Then why did she come home from work one day, to find you with your guitar?"
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"Come to an understanding of why I was right and you were wrong"
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"I bet you will, with bullet points, you anal bastard."
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"(MOCKING LAUGHTER)"
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"Carlos Santana. I might have known."
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"I did not want to tell you, you know."
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"I was protecting you because I thought we were bongo brothers."
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"He's a proper musician. He likes to play and have fun."
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"-What did you say? -You heard what I said."
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"-Oh, my pancreas. -Feel the power of my fusion lick."
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"Easy."
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"Do not worry, Miranda, we are alone now."
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"Yeah, I've been thinking about your offer, you know."
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"Hey, Carlos, man, hang on a sec. There's some weird chick out here."
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"Hey, lady, this is an important call for me, you know. Why don't you bamoose?"
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"Well, maybe I shall go back to my town,"
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"-I am Spider. -That's a very strange name."
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"Well, is it because you have eight...."
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"he's looking for The New Sound."
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"No, look over there. There's Razorlight."
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"And that's Kevin Rowland."
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"And over there, Chris de Burgh."
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"Very close."
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"♪ But when I find that new sound"
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"♪ When I find that key, unlock the door"
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"♪ Then I'll be free forever more ♪"
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"♪ Gonna make you scream Gonna make you whine"
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"♪ Gonna make you raw Gonna make you cry"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Hey, lady, why don't you come and have a drink with Uncle Spider?"
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"Little tequila."
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"Oh, man. What's wrong with the woollen bullet?"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)"
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"(WOMEN HUMMING ALONG)"
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"Yeah. Oh, look, if it isn't Rudi the Prudy."
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"I like your dress."
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"Why don't you stay a while?"
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"-What's wrong with him? -He's a little upset, you know."
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"Why don't you stick around, little tequila,"
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"If there is one thing I have learnt in all my life as a travelling musician,"
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"it is that love is never free."
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"It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do"
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"for those one and a half minutes of pleasure."
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"Two minutes, whatever."
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"(ALL HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)"
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"I do not understand."
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"When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun."
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"I saw the sun once, it came past me, really fast"
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"and it was called the eclipse."
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"I am not interested in base pleasures. Though I see it is tuppence a pound in this town."
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"You are not like other men."
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"it reminds me of someone."
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"Who?"
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"The town was attacked by an evil bandit, Betamax."
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"Only my father remained to defend us. He was killed."
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"-I understand. -You do?"
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"I feel as though I can tell you these things."
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"-Maybe I shall stay in this town a while. -No."
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"Who is this Betamax?"
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"-Even of you? -No."
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"(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)"
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"There is no time. Quick, go."
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"The next time you see that pig or have a peanut sandwich,"
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"Your name?"
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"Monkey?"
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"Ladies."
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"Where are you? Ha ha!"
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"Psst!"
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"Spider."
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"Huh?"
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"-Psst! -Huh."
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"Oh, yeah. I'm a coming."
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"Get off me, you beast."
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"-Rudi, it is you. -Yes, it is me."
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"Oh my God, in the dark in this dress..."
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"How many times do I have to tell you? This is not a dress, it is a robe."
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"What are you doing in here, anyway?"
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"You're insane, Rudi, you know. This is all like Woodstock all over again."
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"The idea is you play and then you scram, but, oh no, you wouldn't listen, would you?"
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"You wanted to hang around, didn't you? And then we got roped into tidying up."
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"Me, you and Carlos Santana hoovering for six weeks."
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"-Somebody had to clean up that mess. -We should have split like The Who."
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"They are selfish men. What goes around comes around."
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"What do you mean by this?"
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"Well, maybe one day Daltrey will do the hoovering."
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"Roger Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one, he's his own man."
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"-Well, we shall see. -Listen to me, Rudi."
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"You always trying to mould me into the shape of something. I'm not that shape."
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"I am the shape of an animal, I have eight cocks, you know."
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"There's nothing I more like to do than to drum, drink tequila,"
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"Yes, you can."
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"Bad example. I should have gone to Carlos when I had the chance."
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"What do you mean?"
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"(RUDI GROANING)"
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"-What are these? -Tickets to Brazil."
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"-I'm out of here, man. -Goodbye."
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"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"-I cannot leave! -Why ever not?"
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"you have made a noble gesture."
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"Oh."
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"Oh! What is happening? Oh, my head hurts."
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"-RUDI: Betamax. -What?"
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"You are obsolete but that is no reason to take revenge on these innocent people."
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"someone slept with my wife."
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"It was him and he shall pay."
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"Spider, is there no one you have not slept with?"
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"He's lying. I never slept with his wife, you know. I would remember such a thing."
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"Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape."
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"Silence!"
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"Not without a fight. Prepare to feel my fusion wrath."
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"I'm out of tune, just a minute."
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"I thought you would never shut up."
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"BETAMAX: Right."
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"RUDI: What's happening?"
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